A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
Good couple of quotes there :D
Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Sex?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
10) Beer
9) Cricket
8) Beer
7) Bagging on the Gov't
6) Beer
5) Making fun of the rest of the world
4) Beer
3) Educating the rest of the world as to Aussie Slang
2) Beer
and Jethro's #1 Favorite Activity
1) BEER
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few
drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no
way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
Not right now, Simon.......but thanks for the offer!;)Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Sex?
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
No problems :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Not right now, Simon.......but thanks for the offer!;)
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.
--Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like
me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing
you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football
team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least
you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
hehe, Im off
Sweet Dreams ;)
Bye Simon :)
Good Night, sweet prince...until we meet again!
Next time you meet he'll be a frog :)
Geesh, some people will do anything for a smooch!;)
No need with you, they're freely dispensed :)