An answer like translates as half way between 0 and 10 which makes you a class five full roaming vapor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I should call somebody!
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An answer like translates as half way between 0 and 10 which makes you a class five full roaming vapor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I should call somebody!
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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Are you trying to slime me?????Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Did thouart call God? I createth thy class five full roaming vapors. And shalt unleash thee havok onto ye sinners if thouart don't bow down to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
One does not simply walk into the ladies dressing room.
That's much better than what I was thinking of!Quote:
Originally Posted by _God_
That's the stuff!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by _God_
When, precisely, is that acceptable??Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
Blue moons shine brightly upon the sound.
Looks like someones been sipping on the moonshine. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
How to derail a thread about nonsense: Add sense.
Sense is known to have caused more train wrecks than just about anything else in history!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Spatulas are known, upon the odd occasion, to substantially revise their life-goals and consequently relocate to a wholly different crater, sometimes in a far-removed district. Their motivations are their own and any person sensitive to such things should avoid drawing attention to the plight of the sponge hurlers. This is held to be self evident among undergraduate piano designers. Who are we to say that they are wrong?
That got me drooling; some fillets of fletch or barracuda perhaps????Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
The waterlogged emus are approaching.
One vowel too many!!!!! Out of interest is your avatar pic a hand puppet??Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
I have shaken hands with a devolved marsupial.
Goddamnit. I've lost my eye again!
I like marsupials and wouldn't view them as devolved although I never, and I mean never, sharke hands!Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan
Well at least there are guide dogs!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
It's a mongoose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
I have a snake skin wallet!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
Jeremy Kyle has drowned my turnips.
You just need more glue.
In the showers?Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan
Nonsense is as nonsense does.
Return the parsnips, the vicar's wearing wearing a haberdasher. :headwear:
Loose in the flue. Loosen the flue. Loose and the flu.
That's because he's related to Clarkson.Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan
European Swallow or African Swallow?
Swallow? No wai!
and, perhaps surprisingly to some, Gerry Lane (W.W.Z).Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Turnips make us wilt. To wit.
Hey guys, the last spaceship leaves in 13 minutes.
The problem seems to be the motherboard!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
It's simply not Mabel's fault, according to Mr Stirling's favourite trout counter.
Words of wisdom, winsome, lose some, or other.
Yep, the monarchboard went septic :sick:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Martha has lent me her mighty shrimp.
Realise my seafood Infidel.
I have instigated an apologetic snowball.