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Never forget...
With great care she plucked the eggplant from it's hidden location.
There's a plum duff standing on my tail. :(
Don't take it out, I WAS ENJOYING THAT.
If you don't intend to swallow the jello don't sneak up on it!
Spongie is wearing a phone charger as a belly button ring.
weeeeoowwwwww-woosh!
I've glued a coin-worm to my desk.
some people say that having a Vegetable pretuding from every orifice is actually quite sexy
The thought of those Wombats has put me off Pate for life.
It was a dark and stormy haircut...
Thin ice can be pretty cool if you have a rasterizer
i shave my butler regularly
All of my jelly moulds are shaped like large, asymmetrical sunglasses.
round - round like soft shoulders in a square panic of melange
Like a graceful mattress, the aardvark cartwheeled down the stream.
CHEESE! the bringer of war!
The shelf rode to work on a duck-billed platypus.
Hello, room service? My mink is foaming, please bring me some drills.
With grace and eloquence even a wombat can make a point.
Indeed, most serendiptitiously wonderful wigged wombats with woolly wheeled working wear, wander wondering why.
Frolicking is strictly prohibited when not done nude.
tip no. 462: don't pickle your toilet brush until all bets have been placed
Coming soon to a Hairdressers near you: Moose in a Dustbin.
contarary to popular belief, oranges are the only fruit
Love on a radiator.
There is no need to brush, just shake and stir vigorously
You can return goods for a full refund or sexchange within 28 days.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
No, she doesn't look good, shall I turn on the power?
Play with a yo-yo on the plains in Spain.
When face with a dilemma vasillate until you foe is vanquished!
Springing aliens thrive on camel hair and spam.
Porcupines turn green when wrapped in hoobar
To avoid mobile phone radiation, nail a pilgrim to the door.
In case of ignorance, scream louder.
For the best burgers in town visit MacTurtles
Turtles are an excellent substitute when lacking a soccerball
Turtle handbags will be all the rage next season.
When the turtles are in season be sure avoid excessive use of radishes
When turtles sre out of season, use a dolphin - I'm dolphin friendly.
If it's too hot in the kitchen inquire within.
The turtle danced a merry jig with a dolphin. What fun.
Yes, I'm the Toaster Collector.Quote:
Originally posted by Tony Blair
Geese are entrenched in honey
It is often warm and sunny in the kingdom of the ducks.
Supernice
furrydice
juicyrice
friedlice
grubblepies
Claudia Schiffer, in a vat of semolina, wearing only the wrapper from a packet of Hubba-Bubba.
flannelblips
Let loose the giraffes of war!!!!
"oink!", cried the frustrated barcode reader
Kagouls: Scottish fashion.
"Is it true that dogs don't have bellybuttons" ponders the magician.
The jellyfish was rather too fond of chicken soup.
VB Code:
Every year, his wildebeest were in the path of the custard migration.
In case of explosions, break glass.
Carnage ensued when a jam tart called one of the jammy dodgers "cloying".