[RESOLVED] About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

I am sorry, I was in error when I wrote revolvered in that last comment of mine, it should have been: resolved.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Yes can we get onto something like what was stated in my OP???

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So here's what you have said so far: Emma is your daughter and also the mother of two of your children. You were married to her once before and, despite not having heard from her in years, are quite confident that she will be returning to you "soon" based on an alleged statement made to your sister Anna (who may or may not be the mother of Emma and/or some of your other children).

If it is in a deed true to the fact of the matter, and without porperous extremedites and/or extremedities, that she had aids (as you have previously asserted), I would invest in a large quantity of Listerine™. It is the only known cure.

Emma isn't my Daughter, she is my Loving Wife!!

Sometimes the errors that I make, are funny, don't you think??

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Did she communicate with your sister via annagram?

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That was Puntastic! If I could rate CC I would.

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@All: Guys, I think we shouldn't drag his family into this thread. Keep in mind that this thread is publicly visible! So, what if his wife or children are reading this thread.
Even though our aim is to troll, what if ThEiMp reveals something secret! We don't want to spoil a family. So, let's leave his family, and continue our discussion on ThEiMp & his software product!

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+1. While ThEiMp may have invited a bit of ribbing about his product and linguistic gymnastics, we're starting to sail a little close to the wind when we start getting into his personal relationships. Yes he may have been the first to mention them in the thread it still feels like unconfortable ground to me.

Perhaps you also remember:
Shaggy Hiker: "What reolved the thread? Yotamarker?"
ThEiMp: "No way man, not @yotamarker. But then I was able to be converted to be using .NET, instead of just COM for my Project..."

When did I say those things, ever on this Forum???

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Emma is my Daughter and my Loving Wife!!

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To each their own, ya know what I mean?

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

She had aids.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

When did I say those things, ever on this Forum???

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by FunkyDexter

While ThEiMp may have invited a bit of ribbing about his product and linguistic gymnastics, we're starting to sail a little close to the wind when we start getting into his personal relationships. Yes he may have been the first to mention them in the thread it still feels like unconfortable ground to me.

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I disagree.

Then by all means quote some of them for me???

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Then by all means quote some of them for me???

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Then by all means quote some of them for me???

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Sure:

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"You wouldn't believe that I had passed out on the Keyboard pressing the "D" key for Dim???"

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Oh yeah, I remember that one from a long time ago when the earth was still molten and it was forming it's crust upon the bedrock...

Who could forget:

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Originally Posted by honeybee

What's your first language? I mean not the language you are writing, but as in human languages.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"Australian, Engish..."

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Well there are different forms of the English language found around the world...

That too:

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"I just awoke from a data bandwith over flow and then discovered that I didn't even breathe for the time between the objects: 32,xyz and then 76,xyz on my Virus Scanner!! What is the world going to, and then that is something like tweleve minutes, tops!!"

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Well there are different forms of the English language found around the world...

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Please show me a dictionary for the version of the English language containing these words:
- extremedites
- extremedities
- porperous

I cannot cause I don't wish to cause I was listening to my local television channel's news and then discovered those words, by chance. I guess???

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

I cannot cause I don't wish to cause I was listening to my local television channel's news and then discovered those words, by chance. I guess???

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Now try it again, in English.

I got that way of talking from my television news station here in Perth...

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

I got that way of talking from my television news station here in Perth...

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So you are trying to learn English from an Australian TV station. Wow. Just wow.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Emma isn't my Daughter, she is my Loving Wife!!

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Does she know that? Or her actual husband?

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

Does she know that? Or her actual husband?

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She had aids

Then there was that too:

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"Now I am totally confused, in deed. So then totally confused that I just woke up, and then still not being able to do my daily routine..."

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Originally Posted by FunkyDexter

"That'll be the barnacles."

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

Does she know that? Or her actual husband?

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Yes, she sure as hell knows that, to be darn true to true life!!

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Yes, she sure as hell knows that, to be darn true to true life!!

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Nobody who speaks fluent English speaks like that.

Oh yeah, you also said that:

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

"Well guess what I went for a Personal Loan, and then was able to go for a personal load for the special $5000(AUD), that I needed to purchase: Microsoft Visual Studio.NET 2010 and then was able to then install it on my Penitum IV, which isn't a Pentium MMX for that matter. If you were wanting to know that, for instance...
PS: Having problems with the Source Code, converter as per say that it isn't allowing me to convert my VB6 COM Source Code Project Files, then that means that it totally sucks, chockers because it isn't allowing me to do this, as what the other programmers have been able to do so in the pervious versions of the products. That I have been told before, hand..."

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Yes, she sure as hell knows that, to be darn true to true life!!

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So I guess you'd have a recent picture of the two of you together?

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

to be darn true to true life!!

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I am sure Shaggy has already explicated that to you earlier in the thread:

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

"Just to get back to that "I'll be darned." statement. Darning is a type of sewing used to fix holes in things. Therefore, when you say "I'll be darned", what you are saying is that your holes have been sewn shut. You can look it up."

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That's getting a bit personal, in deed it is so...

I'm just asking because you yourself wrote on your FB profile that it has been over between you for 14 years now. You also seem to believe that you can get chickenpox from a dog.

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

So I guess you'd have a recent picture of the two of you together?

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@ThEiMp: BTW, don't post the pic here (if you have one!). PM it to baja_yu if you want to show him!

:wave:

Don't send it to me either. I don't care. I was just interested how you would explain the time discrepancy.

We have lots of analogue photos, but not many digital photos of each other...

@TheImp: Is that place that you keep on talking about, Perth, I think is what you call it, well, is it some sort of self-proclaimed gimp nation like the Other World Kingdom, or is it a democratic state like the rest of Australia and run by elected freemen every few years?

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Originally Posted by Witis

@TheImp: Is that place that you keep on talking about, Perth, I think is what you call it, well, is it some sort of self-proclaimed gimp nation like the Other World Kingdom, or is it a democratic state like the rest of Australia and run by elected freemen every few years?

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Well I should think so, well in deed that we are a pro democratic nation of ours, that we live in, here...

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Well I should think so, well in deed that we are a pro democratic nation of ours, that we live in, here...

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Your lack of coherency is exceeded only by your lack of coherency.

Is that similar to a lack of currency? Because that's often an issue for me.

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

Well I should think so, well in deed that we are a pro democratic nation of ours, that we live in, here...

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Is that perhaps the end to the matters of the facts, of which, were raised, by you, your very self, right here, in this very thread ???

lol...

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

So I guess you'd have a recent picture of the two of you together?

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Originally Posted by ThEiMp

We have lots of analogue photos, but not many digital photos of each other...

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http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002...mb_xlarge.jpeg

That doesn't surprise me. I didn't go digital until relatively recently. The reason, in my case was simple: Batteries.

Since I would be out of communication for a month at a time, I needed batteries that would last that long, or were light enough that I could carry several. I assumed that those didn't exist for years (and perhaps they didn't), but eventually the situation changed. So, you young whippersnappers shouldn't be doubting that people didn't go digital for a long time. Some of us had fairly good reasons to do as we did.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

That doesn't surprise me. I didn't go digital until relatively recently. The reason, in my case was simple: Batteries.

Since I would be out of communication for a month at a time, I needed batteries that would last that long, or were light enough that I could carry several. I assumed that those didn't exist for years (and perhaps they didn't), but eventually the situation changed. So, you young whippersnappers shouldn't be doubting that people didn't go digital for a long time. Some of us had fairly good reasons to do as we did.

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He's not doubting the date of ThEiMp's digitalization. He's expressing disbelief at the mere existence of any recent pictures.

Exactly.

And as for the cameras, get a Canon. They have the lowest battery consumption of all I've seen. I easily get a month of heavy use with a good set of 2700+ mAh rechargeable AAs. And when you carry a spare set, forget about it.

I once pointed my cannon the wrong way. That's how I got the gaping hole in my torso (which is quite a convenient place to keep my wallet).

I went with the Pentax Optio WP...because it's waterproof. I now have the Optio-WG2, or something like that, which is waterproof and ruggedized. Unfortunately, they added an ounce to the weight, so it weighs in at a bit over 5oz. I hate it when they do that. Newer doesn't have to mean heavier. However, they did up the battery size, which is nice. I can get weeks of use out of one of those batteries.

Of course, with my film camera, I could get years of use out of the batteries if I didn't use the flash.

I use a pencil and paper because I'm scared of technology.

I still drive a Model T Ford Car!!

Pfft, that's nothing. I bought my car from Fred Flintstone.

I better buy that Car from the Scooby-Doo Team, which I think that it's called the: Mystery Mobile, or something like that???

Yes it is, and you can't have it.

Ahhh bugger, I want it. Why not???

Here it is:http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3468/3...29c_z.jpg?zz=1

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Print the binary code on paper and send it to them by snail mail. They should be able to know what it is.
I was really looking forward to a 60kb office suite for my old Nokia phone. It's about ten years old (the phone, I mean) and since it can't even store contacts and messages in the phone memory, I am assuming the memory is quite less, almost non-existent. A good candidate to try your 60kb office suite. It's a bummer the size has now gone up to 1.xx MB. Can you please not reduce it to 60kb again?

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Well now it's about: 657kb in size for the whole project's build. Not including the configuration files...

That's some serious code bloat. You started off with 60KB, and now it is more than ten times as bit even without some of the files.

Yes I know that fact...

It's all the Controls, UserControls, Properites and also the Form Source Code. However the Desktop OCX file is only 24kb in file size. But then there are other things in the EXE file takes up all of that file size, some how??? I haven't even finished, as well but nearly there in: QuickDirector, QuickBrowser and also in Windows. But then there are other apps that comes with it that need to be finished, too...

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