Dr Dis,
Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
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Dr Dis,
Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
Only if you're not spending some of those evenings with company.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
When i have company, i open the cheap bottles of beer.
I didn't say drink it with company. I meant if the company was coming over later.
Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
Dr. Dis.
What is peace of mind?
Because it looks like me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
It is knowing that no matter where, no matter what, Tux still loves you.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dear Dr Dis,
Which university did you get your Phd?
Dr Dis.
Who is Tux?
You've heard of mail-order brides, right...?Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
The PenguinQuote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
This lil' fellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
http://www.simplex.ru/pics/99.gif
and the guy in my avatar.
*waits for RobDog to post HappyFeet FPS image*
You mean this one?
http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...28&postcount=3
Dear Dr Dis.
No, I won't allow it!Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why?
Because of spontaneous regeneration. If you let the question "Why" linger, it will begin to die out. At that point, it often degrades in such a way as to become "fly". It then spreads it's wings and buzzes away.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Why do you lie to me?
It's fun. And also, because you ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dear Dr. Dis,
Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
Das Boot?
Use it in a contest, but remember to twist the boot at the end.
I see absolutely no problem with it. Though you may want to clean the boot first, and also make sure it doesn't leak.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
Dear Dr. Dis,
How do you guess if a person is suffering from clinical depression?
How did wossname become so awesome?
who is wossname?:wave: :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Ask them.
Dr Dis.
Is myspace better than orkut?
Yes.
If they have been spending a lot of time muttering about how great life is, they will soon realize their thinking is untrue, which will prompt them into depression.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
*slips hand under table, waiting for a greenback*Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Dear Dr Dis,
When you are dead, who will answer and advise us all our problems? :eek:
Dear Dr. Dis,...
Fill in the blank:
"your blank is sooo fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747"?
:)
Actually, I am Santa. I do this in the off-season to keep myself from going insane.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
IguanaQuote:
Originally Posted by NotLKH
Mendhak's not here right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why has this forum gotten so boring?
Lack of fires. Go get some matches, I'll bring the gasoline.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why are you not being asked any more questions?
Because of oppression. Come see the violence inherent in the system!Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why has BillGeek decided to steal my avatar?
It is a giant conspiracy, much akin to the one surrounding Denver International Airport. He's trying to store Nazis in the avatar.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Well that was random!
Monty Python is awesome!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Err Dr. Dis,
Who is monty python? Is he related to the pythons in the jungle?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Regarding Only, but still...
Kind Regards,
OB
Dr Dis,
Why has oceanebelle stopped scratching ?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why are there so many stupid people in the world?
Fear Dr Dis,
Why is timeshifter stupid?
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why do you not answer all of the questions give you? I mean surely if they've taken the time to ask it, then you should take the time to answer it.
Dr. Dis ,
Why is my room mate listening to aqua? :eek:
Who or what is aqua?
Quote:
Originally Posted by litlewiki
RUN! IT'S JR! :eek2:
Dr. Dis,
There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?
The jungle pythons are eighth-cousins thrice-removed from Monty Python. He's half-snake half kangaroo.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
His phonograph is no longer broken so the sound quality is a lot better.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Because there is no test to grant only smart people the right to procreate.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
See previous answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I answer all the questions which I see. If I miss any just let me know.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Perhaps you are not listening to your roommate enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by litlewiki