That is true. Look at how she (it?) has livened up a boring morning
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That is true. Look at how she (it?) has livened up a boring morning
here's a close up
http://www.blue.uk.com/kathy/gallery/gimme06.jpg
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Originally posted by GingerNut
here's a close up
http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2002/11/4.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs screaming from the room!*
lol
check out this link:
http://www.tvheaven.ca/gimme.htm
:p :D :eek:
Looks like you've got a never ending supply of them :eek: :eek: :eek:
Who? Me? or Nut?Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Looks like you've got a never ending supply of them :eek: :eek: :eek:
nut.
Oh ok:)Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
nut.
Sorry but blinky is right youy got any more pics of her blinky cause we got to adjust the balance from awfully ugly woman string to awfully nice and that means countering gingernut's contribution!!!:D :D :D :D
My god gingernut you seriosly need your eyes testing :D :D :D
Now i need a good ol pint o cider to recover from recent traumers and shock :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Where did I put my mask:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Sorry but blinky is right youy got any more pics of her blinky cause we got to adjust the balance from awfully ugly woman string to awfully nice and that means countering gingernut's contribution!!!:D :D :D :D
My god gingernut you seriosly need your eyes testing :D :D :D
Now i need a good ol pint o cider to recover from recent traumers and shock :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Three cheers for blinky.Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
*Blinky rises from drunken stupor, pulls out knife and castrates J4U, shoves removed organ down bedes bosses throat, naked nuns run away screaming. Blinky goes back to beer and sleep*
BLoody hell have I been hear all night.
Wow. Whos the lovely chick with red hair?
Nuts G/F:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Three cheers for blinky.
BLoody hell have I been hear all night.
Wow. Whos the lovely chick with red hair?
DOnt get upset Gingernut.
These peasants have no taste in the finer things in life.
I have downloaded her image and will forever treasure it.
Do you think you can set me up with her........go on......think about all those free drinks I gave you.
PLEASE.....PRETTY PLEASE
ROFBAI:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
DOnt get upset Gingernut.
These peasants have no taste in the finer things in life.
I have downloaded her image and will forever treasure it.
Do you think you can set me up with her........go on......think about all those free drinks I gave you.
PLEASE.....PRETTY PLEASE
I'm sure she'd love to go out with a successfull business man like yourself.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Do you think you can set me up with her........go on......
She'd also be more than happy to provide the entertainment, pole dancing. :D
BIG POLE
Just the way I like it.
Oh............How did you know that I am a hugely succesfull, wealthy businessman.
Yours Sincerly
Bill Gat.........Bede
She says she'll even go out with Blinky Bill, for a pint of Larger. :D
F@@K Blinky Bill.......what about me.
Blinkys nout but a big eared bird.
I'm a Catholic scolar monk, which means I'm an expert at the rythm method.
You can have her first :D
Thanks.
Blinky Bills gonna need to lay a couple of planks across when I'm finished.
Oh.......I cant wait.
;)
Yea over you grave if you end up beneath a woman like that!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
Jealosy will get you nowhere.
Wheres that beauty gone?
:)
Here she is, just for you bede
http://www.down-n-out.co.uk/ginger2.jpg
:D
Gee Thanks Gingernut.
Cmere you beauty!
I hope you dont mind me returning her to you a bit shop soiled.
YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOO.......................ride'm cowboy
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ....tired now
I heard that Bede, but since you own this fine establishment, i will overlook the slight, and would like a watermelon daiquri with a straw and one of those little umbrellas please.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
F@@K Blinky Bill.......what about me.
Blinkys nout but a big eared bird.
I'm a Catholic scolar monk, which means I'm an expert at the rythm method.
Would you like that gorgeous red head to serve you?
She does a bit of lap dancing for a fiver. :D
She'd have to pay me 50 for that particular service :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
She does a bit of lap dancing for a fiver. :D
It's a deal. Do you want her now or do you want to have your drink first?Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
She'd have to pay me 50 for that particular service :eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*faints*:p
Hey Gingernut.
Whats Blinky doing with woar Lass.
I'll smash his heed in.
He thought he'd take a chance while you were out. :D
Hoy.....Yee.......Blinky Bill.
Ootside nooow.
Ahh had A Nice Shower And OH MY GOD ITS HIDEEEEEOOOSSSSS!!
*Bodwad throws up and wets himself in fear!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Given a choice, what would you rather have?
a) The sexy red head
or
b) A bunch of scary nuns and Jesus4U with a monkey
could I get both and a third item (a gun for use with the second option) :)Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Given a choice, what would you rather have?
a) The sexy red head
or
b) A bunch of scary nuns and Jesus4U with a monkey
Is she back.
Oh God I love you.
Gingernut.....Can I Marry your friend.
Please, please, pretty please.
Jesus4u can be the priest and the Naked nuns the Bridesmaids.
You can be the Best man.
Bede gets on his knee.
Kathy............
You know I have admired you for such a long time........
Every time i see your lovely face My heart...and my pants pound violently.
WILL YOU BE MY WIFE
Bede, maybe its the beer talking, but she's my woman now, so get your greedy eyes off her!
Now, now boys, no need to fight. There's plenty of her to go around. :D
Thats definately true! :DQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
There's plenty of her to go around. :D
Plenty of her to go arround + Me still here = PUKE
Oh my god i would leave if there was another pub on these forums but there aint so ill close my eyes and offer my luck
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I say they should both have a duel to the death
:D :D :D :D :D
*Gets knife and fork*:pQuote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Thats definately true! :D
I'm sorry Blinky but Kathy has agreed to Marry me.
She's also promised not to play away but I have my doubts......
When I was last down there I pulled out 2 wellies and a Talibal bomb making factory.
:eek: You've got to be joking:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
I'm sorry Blinky but Kathy has agreed to Marry me.
She's also promised not to play away but I have my doubts......
When I was last down there I pulled out 2 wellies and a Talibal bomb making factory.
How about a compromise?
Blinky, you can have her at the weekends.
venerable bede, you can have her weekdays, and you can have the monkey at the weekend.
Alright!!! Weekends rock!,
Hang on, does that mean i get the monkey during the week? :eek:
of course :D
Yuk Bush:pQuote:
venerable bede, you can have her weekdays, and you can have the monkey at the weekend.
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Announcement
The lovely Kathy and myself got married yesterday.
I'm sorry Blink but the best man won.
Here......take the monkey.;)
In response to God's (administrators) comments.
Does this mean the pub will have to close?
We aill have to find somewhere else to open the premises.
Any Ideas?
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
We could open up in J4Us religious forum. :D
Maybe not, we might get the nuns in again. :eek:
Whats been going on Gingernut?
I cant read all the posts. My boss is on the prowl.
Whats happening with the forum and whos been banned?
Does that mean theres a closing down SALE????????:p :p :p :p :p :o :o :o :o :o
Jesus4U was banned for breaking the rules, but he's been given a second chance so he'll be back.
The forum has been taken over and some of the rules have changed. A lot of people aren't too chuffed.
Whats the new rules?
Personally, it doesn't effect me as I'm usually the one asking questions, not posting good code.
Check out the Black Avatars: http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=215483
The new rules are here:
http://www.internet.com/corporate/privacy/aup.html
If these new rules are taken seriously, then the pub may be forced to close, and the monkey will be homeless.