Man that tasted good :D
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Man that tasted good :D
The next person wants to rule the world.
First chit chat! And then the world!
The next person hasn't done their homework.
Got a maid for that :rolleyes:
Next person is a tight fisted little sod
Yes, frogs have tight fists, don't they.
The next person is about to be arrested
*nee naw nee naw*
next person has chronic flatulance
*Parp*
The next person bathes in marmite.
And I like it !
The next person would kill for a box of Angry Norwegian Anchovies :eek:
mmm, anchovies...
the next person's wearing my knickers
They ride up a bit. :(
The next person hasn't ever touched anyone of their preferred gender.
No - I just touch myself
The next person has an unhealthy relationship with sour milk.
I can't help it, it's medical
the next person talks too loudly and spits on innocent passers by
They deserved it.
The following person has baked beans up their nose. (They should really learn to eat properly.):rolleyes:
That's the problem with hurried breakfasts.
The next person has a hairy, ginger back.
It just signifies my position as king of the gingers!
The next person smells of cheese and dead fish.
Guess it's just the people i hang out with ;)
The person below me has 4 arses
Wanna hear my flatulence concert ? :rolleyes:
Next person does not exist outside the coal shed
Edit: I'll put this one later. Go on to the next post.
Guess i'll stay in there then!
The next person is the son of a motherless goat!
Doesn't mind being called a Grandbastard.
The next person has phobia of cow's eyes
Anything that cute is scary!!!!!!!!
the next person french kisses the blarney stone.
Ah fer sure
The next person was rendered senseless upon seeing the contents of David Mellors underpants.
Nobody wants to have the Mental images and nightmares i have suffered since.
The next person really fancies batting for both sides ...
right handed and left handed???
The person below me is complaining about my tap dancing!
knocks brrom on roof - KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE
The person below is a stereotypical Australian
..gadday Skip.. they've fallen down the well ya say?
The person below uses balloons as water proof socks
Doesn't everyone?!?!? :confused:
The next person runs around barking with their dogs!
it passes the time...
the next person enjoys watching Jimmy Savile on telly
Now then,Now then, what's wrong with that :p
The next person has a strange thing for small rodents ...
kangaroo rats are pretty cute!
The next person thinks that "So's your old lady" is a witty retort.
So does your old lady. :p
The next person has armpits that small swamp creatures live in.
I'm thinking of joining the Feminist Right's movement :cool:
the next person is going to post something ..... :rolleyes:
no I'm not
the next person replaces tampons with suger mice and laughs
hee hee ;)
The person below likes to row row row their boat, gently down the stream
merrily!!!!!!
The person below me squirms happily when they think of David Hasselhoff naked!
oo, is that a picture of Buffy he's holding?
the next person does impersinations of Spiderman at work, claiming their 'Spidey sence' are tingling.
Oooh yeah!
The next person sleeps with the fishes :D
I find coding whilst upside down on the ceiling very soothing :cool:
the next person desperatley want's to kick the living crap out of barney ....
too right, he's pure evil!
next person steals road signs and tells their hairdresser all about it
I tell her everything, she's fit!
The next person eats 5 pounds of garlic with every meal.
;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ambivalentiowa
I tell her everything, she's fit!
The next person is typing with their feet
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Translation: The next person once stapled a picture of Prince Charles to their boss's groin.
and he didn't notice for 3 days!
The next person's boss has a Prince Albert (picture on their groin) ;)
And he's got a mug he calls Ole Jugears
next person will explode in a noxious toxic gas cloud :(
I did have pizza for lunch!!!:eek:
the next person will cater to my every whim..........in my dreams!
;)
The next person will have a nice suprise tomorrow
Yep.....I'm getting a puppy!
The next person will tip his hat to a siamese cat!
Well it's the gentleman thing to do ;)
The next person mixes corn flakes with weetabix for breakfast
Plenty of fibre, keeps you regular! :D
The next person is stuck to the chair :eek:
Anything goes at breakfast :rolleyes:
The next person has cheesy foreskin
i'e always said that it gives the ladies a treat at the same time :D
the next person is a pigmy in desguise ....
who told you?!?!?
The next person wishes they were gunga din.
The truth is out :(
The next person has teepee for a bumhole!
I am the Great Cornholio :cool:
The next person doesn't know it, but they are about to be raped by a horse...
:eek: I just can't resist those stables
the next person is beautiful :D
*blush* why thank you flustor...you're kinda cute yourself;)
the next person recently passed wind and blamed the dog
Ian ! Honestly ! Where are your manners !
Next person will travel to Yurkmeofstan on an undulating flying carpet
I thought it was safer than Easyjet
the next person did a nasal laugh and let a huge bogey fly onto the table. :eek:
i'll have that for lunch!
the person below me is wearing a purple Elvis-style wig
and purple eyeshadow to match
the next person once wished upon a star...
* smooch *
They that follow have both hands tied behind their back and are typing with a pencil in their teeth.