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"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"
Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use..........."
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"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"
Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to......
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Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with........
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we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"
Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to rub it on Parksie's thighs. This is almost too much for Parksie who is writhing and groaning.
Meanwhile SD is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like...........
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Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by...
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Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like...........
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Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like jennifer lopez was giving me a... oh wait, that has nuthin 2 do with dolphins :D"
"but seriously, we should watch out 4 those dolphins, they r cleverer than they let on"
"i agree man" SD said
meanwhile, the chimp has turned the boards on jethro and is dragging him (kicking and screaming) in2 a private room
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP" parksie was screaming
"what shall we do??" asked ghostryder, holding is titanium chain
katie said "well lets......
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Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"
"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked
"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"
so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like jennifer lopez was giving me a... oh wait, that has nuthin 2 do with dolphins :D"
"but seriously, we should watch out 4 those dolphins, they r cleverer than they let on"
"i agree man" SD said
meanwhile, the chimp has turned the boards on jethro and is dragging him (kicking and screaming) in2 a private room
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP" parksie was screaming
"what shall we do??" asked ghostryder, holding is titanium chain
katie said "well lets sell that Titanium chain and go on a weekend long bender... oh, about Jethro or Parksie? Both seem to be in some distress."
Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was ....
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so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like jennifer lopez was giving me a... oh wait, that has nuthin 2 do with dolphins "
"but seriously, we should watch out 4 those dolphins, they r cleverer than they let on"
"i agree man" SD said
meanwhile, the chimp has turned the boards on jethro and is dragging him (kicking and screaming) in2 a private room
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP" parksie was screaming
"what shall we do??" asked ghostryder, holding is titanium chain
katie said "well lets sell that Titanium chain and go on a weekend long bender... oh, about Jethro or Parksie? Both seem to be in some distress."
Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!
parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off
"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2....................
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Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!
parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off
"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2 Uncle Vinnies HOuse of Chained Delights"
"All right, lets get blind ****e in our pants drunk", Piped up Jethro who was strangly not being molested by the chimp, and was quite upset at this plot development. "Suppose we best take Parksie with us even though he's a southern sherry drinker. Hey any of you guys tried a tequilla slammer."
"Thats an idea," Ghost smiled, "We could probably do with a few beer chasers, and l guess we should get Parksie a shandy or something."
"Naw he can sit in the car with a bag of chips and a glass of lemonade" stated SD who was getting back to his normal farting and belching self without help from any artificial concoction, "I vote we go to Hooters. Ok it's not much but l call it home."
"No SD", Katie said firmly, " The last time we went there you got really drunk and started to molest.................
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Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!
parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off
"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2 Uncle Vinnies HOuse of Chained Delights"
"All right, lets get blind ****e in our pants drunk", Piped up Jethro who was strangly not being molested by the chimp, and was quite upset at this plot development. "Suppose we best take Parksie with us even though he's a southern sherry drinker. Hey any of you guys tried a tequilla slammer."
"Thats an idea," Ghost smiled, "We could probably do with a few beer chasers, and l guess we should get Parksie a shandy or something."
"Naw he can sit in the car with a bag of chips and a glass of lemonade" stated SD who was getting back to his normal farting and belching self without help from any artificial concoction, "I vote we go to Hooters. Ok it's not much but l call it home."
"No SD", Katie said firmly, " The last time we went there you got really drunk and started to molest the barman, he punched u and told u 2 go molest the dancer, when u tried it on with them, they beat u up!!"
ghostryder spoke up "well i dont care where we go, as long as there is another way 4 me 2 get smashed, u see, i am a muslim and therefore dont partake in the alkahol, so ill need some sort of drugs, any suggestions??"
katie said "well ghost, we could always get u some hard drugs like......
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Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!
parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off
"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2 Uncle Vinnies HOuse of Chained Delights"
"All right, lets get blind ****e in our pants drunk", Piped up Jethro who was strangly not being molested by the chimp, and was quite upset at this plot development. "Suppose we best take Parksie with us even though he's a southern sherry drinker. Hey any of you guys tried a tequilla slammer."
"Thats an idea," Ghost smiled, "We could probably do with a few beer chasers, and l guess we should get Parksie a shandy or something."
"Naw he can sit in the car with a bag of chips and a glass of lemonade" stated SD who was getting back to his normal farting and belching self without help from any artificial concoction, "I vote we go to Hooters. Ok it's not much but l call it home."
"No SD", Katie said firmly, " The last time we went there you got really drunk and started to molest the barman, he punched u and told u 2 go molest the dancer, when u tried it on with them, they beat u up!!"
ghostryder spoke up "well i dont care where we go, as long as there is another way 4 me 2 get smashed, u see, i am a muslim and therefore dont partake in the alkahol, so ill need some sort of drugs, any suggestions??"
katie said "well ghost, we could always get u some hard drugs like asprin"
"errr, asprin isnt really a hard drug"
"oh yeah, its not"
"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.........
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"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said.........
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SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and.......
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"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Ghostie quickly replied "....
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SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......
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"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and...
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"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......
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Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......
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Just resynchronising...
"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......
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"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something...
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"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.
SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!
"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."
He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.
Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."
Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".
Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was....
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Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".
Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for....
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Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".
Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for his own zipper and started to strip in synch with Parksie. SD with his demon senses tingling sensed that this thread was quickly headed down hill, leapt from the stage into the throng of women and made a dash for the door grabbing Katie on the way out. "Wait we can't leave them there" shouted Katie. "It's what they would have wanted", replied SD dragging her out. Once safely outside they peered in through a window. To their suprise and embrassement the two lads were now....
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Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".
Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for his own zipper and started to strip in synch with Parksie. SD with his demon senses tingling sensed that this thread was quickly headed down hill, leapt from the stage into the throng of women and made a dash for the door grabbing Katie on the way out. "Wait we can't leave them there" shouted Katie. "It's what they would have wanted", replied SD dragging her out. Once safely outside they peered in through a window. To their suprise and embrassement the two lads were now heavily involved in a Disco Dance routine, and were singing in chorus "You can't stop the music. No one can stop the music....", really badly as it turned out. But strangely the women in the room had gone into a frenzy of throwing knickers up onto the stage and stripping.
Sd suddenly had an inspired thought, this was it the big break he had been looking foe, he would use Jethro and Parksie for the basis of a boy band. Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes.
Meanwhile katie had stormed back inside and grabbed the lads, who were getting into even more elaborate disco movements and had started on "Disco Duck", by the ears and marched them back outside.
"That's it l draw the line at disco," stormed Katie, "First chance we get it's Black Sabbath for the both of you".
"Let's think about this a moment," said SD, who was rubbing himself at the thought of money, "we could always...."
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Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for his own zipper and started to strip in synch with Parksie. SD with his demon senses tingling sensed that this thread was quickly headed down hill, leapt from the stage into the throng of women and made a dash for the door grabbing Katie on the way out. "Wait we can't leave them there" shouted Katie. "It's what they would have wanted", replied SD dragging her out. Once safely outside they peered in through a window. To their suprise and embrassement the two lads were now heavily involved in a Disco Dance routine, and were singing in chorus "You can't stop the music. No one can stop the music....", really badly as it turned out. But strangely the women in the room had gone into a frenzy of throwing knickers up onto the stage and stripping.
Sd suddenly had an inspired thought, this was it the big break he had been looking foe, he would use Jethro and Parksie for the basis of a boy band. Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes.
Meanwhile katie had stormed back inside and grabbed the lads, who were getting into even more elaborate disco movements and had started on "Disco Duck", by the ears and marched them back outside.
"That's it l draw the line at disco," stormed Katie, "First chance we get it's Black Sabbath for the both of you".
"Let's think about this a moment," said SD, who was rubbing himself at the thought of money, "we could always go to that britney spears concert, she is great"
"im afraid thats not gonna happen" said katie
"WHY??" the gang all ask
"look...." katie points 2 the door of the club, where ghostryder is standing there with britney spears's head in one hand and the chain in the other
"you killed a human"
"she was no human" ghost lifts her head up and shows the inside, she was a robot!!
katie decided to comment "damn spears, well im glad she is gone, now guys, lets all.....
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Sd suddenly had an inspired thought, this was it the big break he had been looking foe, he would use Jethro and Parksie for the basis of a boy band. Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes.
Meanwhile katie had stormed back inside and grabbed the lads, who were getting into even more elaborate disco movements and had started on "Disco Duck", by the ears and marched them back outside.
"That's it l draw the line at disco," stormed Katie, "First chance we get it's Black Sabbath for the both of you".
"Let's think about this a moment," said SD, who was rubbing himself at the thought of money, "we could always go to that britney spears concert, she is great"
"im afraid thats not gonna happen" said katie
"WHY??" the gang all ask
"look...." katie points 2 the door of the club, where ghostryder is standing there with britney spears's head in one hand and the chain in the other
"you killed a human"
"she was no human" ghost lifts her head up and shows the inside, she was a robot!!
katie decided to comment "damn spears, well im glad she is gone, now guys, lets all work on improving this thread. No more robots or ***** enlargers. Unless of course the enlargers are used for light relief in an otherwise tense moment."
"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.
Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a........"
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"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.
Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set.............
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"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.
Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge.....
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"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.
Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed.......
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"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.
Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed that a large crowd of angry hamsters were building a human pyramid with the residents of the town, and at the top of the pyramid was.....
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Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed that a large crowd of angry hamsters were building a human pyramid with the residents of the town, and at the top of the pyramid was.....dennis!!
"help me guys!! the hamsters are smart, they have taken over the city!!"
katie shouted "c'mon guys, lets help him, he could help us find a humvee"
they gang moved into action......
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Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed that a large crowd of angry hamsters were building a human pyramid with the residents of the town, and at the top of the pyramid was.....dennis!!
"help me guys!! the hamsters are smart, they have taken over the city!!"
katie shouted "c'mon guys, lets help him, he could help us find a humvee"
they gang moved into action......
"Huh wait - how are we gonna kill all these rats?!" - said Jehtro
Just then they saw a hand coming from the wall right next to them.
"What the hell is that?" - said Parksie, with his voice slightly shaking. Around the hand the wall was distorted, like if it was water. Then an arm came out... and a head... and then all the rest. It was Jotaf! "Jotaf!!! What are you doing here?!"
"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."
"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"
"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."
"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"
"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"
"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.
"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I...
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"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."
"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"
"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."
"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"
"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"
"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.
"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big...
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"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."
"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"
"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."
"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"
"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"
"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.
"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to............
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"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."
"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"
"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."
"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"
"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"
"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.
"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to....
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"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY
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"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY with CyberSurfer in close pursuit on his super-charged Yak.
Along the road they picked up two hitch-hikers who were...
