Have you gone and surfed my webpage, yet???
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Have you gone and surfed my webpage, yet???
Yes, it is terrible. Just like your English.
I was the sole programmer of that webpage, and it is a wonderful tool to have under your belt as a computer programmer...
But you don't speak English
As I have said before, I speak, write and also read English and that is my first choice of language...
And as I have pointed out many times, you have shown quite clearly that you do not speak English. You use made-up words, such as "popersous" or "extremedities". You are obviously not a native English speaker and it is quite pathetic how you think anyone believes that you are.
Fine, I cannot change your thoughts on me, then I shall not do so then...
Great. We're in agreement (your double-"then" withstanding).
Now (seeing as I am the owner of this thread), let's get back to my original question: About the Time Machine that I am Making in VB.Net for Microsoft
I am having trouble designing the counter-paradox library, as the input thread melts whenever I attempt non-parallel 4th dimensional transport. When simultaneous transport is attempted in more than one dimension the effect is reduced somewhat, but serious damage still occurs to the perpendicular circuitry and the spontaneous genetic mutations are quite frightening.
She had aids.
None of the links on your page work. I noticed it says "Also this Webpage is best viewed inside the Internet Browsers, Windows Internet Explorer or our Internet Browser product: QuickBrowser...", can the problem be that I'm viewing it on the waffle iron?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
I would have thought that would be an improvement. Try meatloaf.Quote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
I'm still working on most of the pages of the Webpage. However the Products Section, really works but you cannot donate money to me only Download normally...
So many people will be disappointed... I think you should pay us retribution for being unable to donate.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Now, back to the real topic of this thread:
About the Time Machine that I am Making in VB.Net for Microsoft
I am having trouble designing the counter-paradox library, as the input thread melts whenever I attempt non-parallel 4th dimensional transport. When simultaneous transport is attempted in more than one dimension the effect is reduced somewhat, but serious damage still occurs to the perpendicular circuitry and the spontaneous genetic mutations are quite frightening.
All of your applications automatically donate to you once they have been downloaded?
Someone actually tried that here once. You can still find the old threads if you look hard enough. They make quite an amusing read.Quote:
All of your applications automatically donate to you once they have been downloaded?
@ThELiMp - I read through your web page ages ago out of curiosity and it made no more sense to me than this thread.
Have you tried indexing it using the duo-decriment system? The increased performancy might over-inflate the endorphin juxtopositions leading to a cromulent wave tectonic ship.Quote:
I am having trouble designing the counter-paradox library
Never mind, I think I fixed it. I had just spelled a variable wrong. It seems to be working now.
On another note:
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^That's ThEiMp. He can't possibly be from Australia, because they don't allow mustaches there.
Also, for more entertainment, be sure to read his posts + comments on his Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/richard.ambra?fref=ts
Sheds some light on his "wife" "Emma".
HT baja_yu!
There's also a Twitter link on his webpage, at the bottom, in the scrolling marquee (which I haven't seen on a website in over 10 years).
Not on the guys, certainly. The Sheilas... that's a different matter.Quote:
He can't possibly be from Australia, because they don't allow mustaches there.
Looks South African to me.
Back to the OP though, if you get the time machine working in VB .net for Microsoft, you might be able to go back far enough so that she never even had AIDS.
At least there are no dolls present.
If you go in the right deed you might find some, in deed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
That actually kind of made sense to me, I think I'm losing it....
We each have our own Webpage that we ow ourselves, so then you have to find the others. I won't give you links, too...
That's not in Australia, you must be thinking Angola which is where he may be from.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Try speaking to him in his native language:
As doações lucrativo? : Are the donations lucrative? (Angolan)
Or
Ilu wo loti wa? : Where are you from? (Yoruba - a major Nigerian language)
Freddie? He was from Zanzibar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spetnik
Nini ni Malkia yako wimbo favourite? : What is your favourite Queen song? (in Swahili)
I'm from Australia with an Italian background...
I don't believe you. I thought it had been established that you are Nigerian, or Angolan or Zanzibari, and that your applications automatically donate to you after they have been downloaded which is very lucrative for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
I once wrote a baking algorithm. After downloading it would automatically donut. Is that the same thing?
Are you trying to tell me that you collaborated with ThEiMp as a subordinate or view yourself as an independent competing organisation?Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
The only thing I'm trying to tell anyone is that I really... REALLY like cake.
No, THIS is from Australia with an Italian background:Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
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That's some funny chit, right there!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spetnik
Laugh?! I nearly chat.
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Originally Posted by SJWhiteley
LOOOOOOOOOL I can't even.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I find it hard to believe that didn't get a rise out of anybody. Maybe folks here are too well-bread to be into doughnuts. Or perhaps your humor was only half-baked.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Sorry I was busy photoshopping kangaroos on the leaning tower of pisaQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Piza, isn't it???
If you translate ThEiMp's sig it states:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
"Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp."
When Dex confessed that he also produces code that automatically donuts after being downloaded I presumed that he had followed the instructions and joined ThEiMp working on the future of computers that automatically donut and go by his name; even more compelling is that he has since admitted to a baking addiction:It seems to me that Dex could be taking over the European arm of ThEiMp's donut empire.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
@ThEiMp how is the rest of the organisation going?
Nope. You don't speak English, remember?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Well I need a special army of computer programmers, so to speak. To help me in the north, so that we can do better programs together, instead of having just the one department. Oh yes there are others doing their own projects. But there's: Tim, Anthony, Martin, Jordan, David and Me...
I thought I'd jam more puns into my response than you but I glazed over with the effort. That's not the hole story though.Quote:
I find it hard to believe that didn't get a rise out of anybody. Maybe folks here are too well-bread to be into doughnuts. Or perhaps your humor was only half-baked
Just make sure you don't put your head office in a volcano, that's all I'm saying.Quote:
Well I need a special army of computer programmers