I shall pay you in frog eyes :afrog: (no offence mendhak)
Dear Dr dis Why am i sick right now ?
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I shall pay you in frog eyes :afrog: (no offence mendhak)
Dear Dr dis Why am i sick right now ?
Wow! I just woke up from a three-hour nap because I'm starting to become sick...how dare you give me a sickness!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr Dis why did i make you sick ? i thought you where godly.
No, other way around, you got me sick. Bow to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr. Dis, I have been sneezing all day long today. I don't have a cold, but I keep having these bouts of sneeze sessions. It'll be 4 or 5 sneezes in a row. At the end of it, I feel like my lungs have been cleared of all the tar that my cigarettes leave behind.
Anyways, why is this happening?
You are becomming a dog. The kind that sneeze and sneeze and sneeze to get on America's Funnies Videos.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Dear Dr Dis,
Why did I come from Mendhaks nose?
Because you are frog mucus.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Are you really a Doctor? Where are your qualifications? Have you been struck off and is this why you are now setting up practice at VBF? :eek:
Of course I'm a real doctor! I'll draw up my own diploma some time to prove it!Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr. Dis, why does the sun always shines on T.V? :eek2:
Umm, it doesn't. Why have you been watching Telle Tubbies?Quote:
Originally Posted by fret
yeah...how did you guess it? your not just a doctor but a fortune teller... :bigyello:
Dear Dr.Dis,
why I feel tired when i'm in the office?
i'm really bored facing this computer...replying threads in chitchat and in vb.net..
now im dying. :o
Flourecent lighting.Quote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
Goes to show, don't use .NET :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
actually lights are off here..coz its morning almost noon... time here is 11:03 AM wednesday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
we don't use lights here when morning coz quite good to see the ray of sunlight.
but....yeah im bored and tired...
any tips to escape this tardiness???
...sleep...Quote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
yeah that's good...but not here..Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
i have to work so that i have something to eat next week. :)
i'm poor. i don't have enough money to relax and enjoy the beauty of the world. :(
Dr dis how to sleep at school?
Dr dir how to behave when you have 1 week of school left at the same location ;) ?
at my job once, the boss caught someone sleeping. she said "Don't wake him, but when he does wake up, tell him he's fired!"
hehehe.. :D poor man.Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
i think sleeping is not as valid reason to fired a person...his just responding to his needs. :D
Close your eyes and shut off brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Rambunctious (sp??)Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Are you saying i should be lazy and wreaking havoc at the same time ? coz im good at that
Yes, but you didn't hear it from me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr dis do i have a problem if i broke 5 of the school computers and no-one knows yet ?
Dr dis why is your name dr Dis
Dr dis did you knew i asked most questions ?
Considering I've broken more than that, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Meh name is Disiance, to make myself sound important I created the Dr. title and shortened Disiance to Dis, in retrospect it probably shouldn'v have been shortened to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Yes I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr Dis what is UTMS ?
Dr Dis when will you tell people about your secret frog love ?
Dr Dis can i bribe you ?
Dr dis in what year will the world be 1 huge access point with (free) wireless internet ?
hey, 2wire has managed to provide for everywhere that i've been recently. it can't be 2 far off. i thought a neighbor had a wireless network, untill I saw the same network 15 miles away! you guessed it. 2wire!
Unintentional Telling Ma's Secrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
You've gotten us confused again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Sure!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
BF9Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Shameless plug for 2wire?Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
nope. i can't get into their network, not that i have tried very hard, but i must admit that i did try.
Dr dis will i be rich when i make something that can make wireless web go world round? =)
Dr dis what does this mean: ik ben een gorrila met een grote baard die heel lelijke is en DR dis heet
Dr dis when are you getting your noble prize for foolish-ness?
No, grabity already does that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
I don't care for gorrilas, who cares about your barb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
I don't know, but I hope 'tis soon!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr dis tahw seod siht yas ?
Dr dis if noodles are fooles and shizzle is dizzle will a fizzle be a noodle?
Dr dis,we have chosen you as the most idiot doc in the world,you will recieve your award as soon as you post you diploma's
"what does this say"Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
:afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
my diploma's what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
As soon as i see them...then you will get your award...a bundle of swedish cheese
How about Nuksglaffin cheese?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Whata? what kinda cheese?
I thought that my neighbor was hacking into my wireless network, and was going to log onto his to see if I could find proof. I changed my settings, and eliminated the problem, but then found out that there was no neighbor. it was 2wire.
VB Code:
Am i a good coder or what ?
I can make false statements true =)
Dr dis will gmail always exist for me?
Dr dis can i sell Gmail invites?
Dr dis dont you think my avatar is cool ?