with a wiggle of his bum
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with a wiggle of his bum
Parksie stuck in his thumb
And yelled, "Hey, don't blame me!"
There was a frog named "timely"
:D
Who played with himself quite sublimely.
When he stuck in his thumb
for which it was dumb
He said, "Help me!" real kindly.
A dog and a cat in a pen
snuck out of the den
For a romp in the hay
for a quick short stay
And an fowl orgy with a hen.
:sick:
That was terrible. Someone do better.
But alas, the cat Bob Barker did spay
Turned to be flamingly gay
so mike was on his way
Guys, do remember the limerick metrum please:
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Structure
The rhyme scheme is usually aabba, with a rather rigid meter. The first, second, and fifth lines are three metrical feet; the third and fourth two metrical feet. The foot used is usually the amphibrach, a stressed syllable between two unstressed ones. However it can be considered an anapestic foot, two short syllables and then a long, the reverse of dactyl rhythm. However, many substitutions are common.
The first line traditionally introduces a person and a location, and usually ends with the name of the location, though sometimes with that of the person. A true limerick is supposed to have a kind of twist to it. This may lie in the final line, or it may lie in the way the rhymes are often intentionally tortured, or in both. Though not a strict requirement, the best limericks are usually those that additionally show some form of internal rhyme, often alliteration, sometimes assonance or another form of rhyme.
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Originally Posted by Example
He didn't know about the tears
I thought these were supposed to be limericks? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Phill64
That's why I posted some limerick theory :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
I know, I dindn't see you post and I'm too lazy to edit mine.
BTW change your avatar.
There once was a DJ from London
(Why change my avatar)
Who had an astonishing hard-on :eek:
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