ahahahahahaha.
*ahem*
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ahahahahahaha.
*ahem*
;)
katie, that is quite possilbly be the worse pun I have heard all day and would not even be deemed to said in a 2 bit night club where they pay you to come in and watch. :mad:
I love it :D
The oldies are quite often the best!!!! :cool:
Talking about oldies :
That's an oldie :p;)Quote:
Why Is Beer Better Than A Woman ?
You can enjoy beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you while you play a sport.
When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers go away.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.
A beer doesn't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
You can have a beer in public.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
The only time a beer talks back is when you burp.
A beer is never late.
Your beer will wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
Beers don't get yeast infections.
You'll always get head from a beer.
You can always pick up a beer in a bar.
You can have a beer just about anywhere, anytime.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
A beer doesn't make you take out the garbage.
A beer doesn't nag.
A beer saves a trip to the free clinic.
A beer doesn't play mind games.
You can dump a beer, but it'll never dump you.
Beers don't use your credit cards.
When you need it real bad, you can get a beer for under $1.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
Why Beer Is Better Than Men ?
You can have more than one beer at a time.
You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck.
A beer won't give you whisker burns.
You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.
A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good.
You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes :
You can take as long as you want.
A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.
A beer satisfies you every time.
A beer is always there when you want it.
If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want.
It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.
Even when you pop your's beer top, you can still have a long stiff one.
Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask " Is there another beer ? "
You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.
If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
Evening.
I might be able to stay more than about 2 seconds this time! :D
evening mike, How goes it sir ?
Parksie!!!!!!! Long time buddy! How are you?
Wally......yep definitely an oldie! ;)
evening all :)
Hello Pix! Good to see you. How are you today?
hurray, nicola as well, almost got the whole gang :)
evenin' nic :)
Hey all :)
I'm ok thanks Katie! Been a bit hectic for me the past couple of weeks, been bouncing all over the place :D
Hey Katie, Chris, Ian and parksie :)
I'm fine thanks, how are you?
Bouncing is fun!!!!!!!!!! You never see Tigger frowning at least!
*runs*Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
hurray, nicola as well, almost got the whole gang :)
im gonna make it! im gonna make it! im gonna....
*collapses in an unfit heap on the floor*
:D
well if you hang out at those bouncy castle parties...Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
been bouncing all over the place :D
Again overlooked.Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Hey Katie, Chris, Ian and parksie :)
I'm fine thanks, how are you?
And that's hard to do with a 1.95m statuelike stud with caveman looks (Think Lemmy without warts :p) ;)
ooh, young man, at your age, at my age, young man.
I'm sorry Wally, didn't see you hiding thereQuote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Again overlooked.
And that's hard to do with a 1.95m statuelike stud with caveman looks (Think Lemmy without warts :p) ;)
how are you? :)
Spank me with a red hot poker if it isn't almost lunch-time. And I think beer is certainly on the menu as everyone just got their yearly bonus (apart from us scabby contractors.... but it's a good enough excuse for me).
SD
I thought you were a twelve foot rabbit with breasts and a carrot fetish, Wally! :confused: ;)
how goes nic?
Hushyagob ! That's top secret, that is ! ;)
And pix, I'm absolutely thingy ... err ... well, you know ;)
Hey mo and SD :)
I'm fine thanks Chris, hows you? :)
cool coolQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Hey mo and SD :)
I'm fine thanks Chris, hows you? :)
i'm okay. When did you eventually get to sleep last night?
Hey Pix! 20 minutes till pub time!
NICWOO!!! (})Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Hey mo and SD :)
I'm fine thanks Chris, hows you? :)
howz iz you??
Yay :DQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Hey Pix! 20 minutes till pub time!
I got to sleep about 4:30am in the end
fine thanks, and yourself?Quote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
NICWOO!!! (})
howz iz you??
oops ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
I got to sleep about 4:30am in the end
it's ok, I'm not tired :)
im spanky danky :D but then, you knew that already ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
fine thanks, and yourself?
well it's polite to ask
i know, and your a polite superhero, thats why you asked :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
well it's polite to ask
it appears everyone stopped posting?!? WHY?!? COME BACK GUYS!! POST RACE NEEDS YOUR sexual energy
well I'm off to do the pub quiz in a minute
cool...have fun nicwoo :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
well I'm off to do the pub quiz in a minute
see ya when ya get back :) that is unless your completley sloshed :P
right, that's me finished work for the day, might pop in oce i get home :)
aight, l8r ianQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
right, that's me finished work for the day, might pop in oce i get home :)
I WALK THROUGH MINDFIELDS
Youf bin THUNDASTRUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*cough cough croak cough*
Sorry lads, got carried away there :D