One should also wonder about the art where the mermaids are wearing bras. There wouldn't be much point to that in water, as breasts would tend to float upwards rather than down.
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One should also wonder about the art where the mermaids are wearing bras. There wouldn't be much point to that in water, as breasts would tend to float upwards rather than down.
I felt that, if I were to contribute to this thread, I ought to contribute in some way that wasn't totally not worth reading.
wow....that's very poetic. When I'm emperor, you'd be my official historian, writer, biographer, researcher.....You be my official whatever so long as it involves lots of literature.
Emperor Niya, what language shall we speak?
I hear Ainu is popular
You mean there are other languages besides English ?
How bout this....we behead anybody that speaks anything other than English. That's should solve the problem of what the official language of my empire would be.
Si Señor Niya!
You can name your children Ainu so long as you tell us is in English....lest you part with your head!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
There's already a king, but I suppose an emperor would outrank him.
Provoking the emperor would also be punishable by death.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
I may have children?! What a wonderful Emperor you are!
I meant "See senior Niya" as in Senior Executive Officer or a fancy term for emperor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
Well we need cannon fodd....dah I mean strong young lads for our armies.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
Ahh What a slippery fellow you are. You can play politics in my court when I'm emperor. You can sort out administrative stuff like who gets what and so on.Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
A wonderful Emperor indeed!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
And you'd better not let people vote on stuff!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dday9
After I make emperor, I'm going for God-Emperor as my official state title.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
God-Emperor Niya!!!
What will become of Jacob Roman and - God -, as they where deemed "God" in another post? The guillotine? Water board?Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
Surf board?
Board of advisers?
Over-board?
Board to death?
By the way, what's the over/under on an overboard undertaker?
Would it help if he were coffin up something?
Or would his condition be considered too grave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QfVgF63mTUQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
MOAR MERMAIDS xD
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Originally Posted by dday9
Well we can deify them in my new empire as long as their only used to control the masses and don't have any real power like the crown....Kinda like how Christianity is today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Jacob can be a pope of sorts.
MOAR MERMAIDS !!!xD
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NOW DRAGONS!!! xD
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