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Originally Posted by Niya

I'd also ban the making up of strange words. Any incursion against the ban would be met by the hangman!!

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Would you burn the books you ban???

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Originally Posted by Witis

Would you burn the books you ban??

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Of course not....Knowledge is power then the less my subjects know the more powerful I am, doubled if I read the banned books!!!

Moar mermaids!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Niya

Of course not....Knowledge is power then the less my subjects know the more powerful I am, doubled if I read the banned books!!!

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So you would burn all the books with "strange words", and keep the rest all for yourself??

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Originally Posted by Witis

So you would burn all the books with "strange words", and keep the rest all for yourself??

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I'd burn all the books with strange words I don't know the meaning of and send the authors to the hangman!!!

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Originally Posted by Niya

I'd burn all the books with strange words I don't know the meaning of and send the authors to the hangman!!!

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Yep, that sounds about right!!!

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And it began so innocently with promises of universal health care and low taxes for all!

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Yep, that sounds about right!!!

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You got a problem with your emperor's decree ?

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And it began so innocently with promises of universal health care and low taxes for all!

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Don't all dictatorships start like that ? What kind of dictator would I be if I didn't follow suit ?

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You got a problem with your emperor's decree ?

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Dunno if they are going to elect you now?!

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Dunno if they are going to elect you now?!

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Elect ?? I'm taking the crown....All the sweet talk is simply to lower resistance but I will rule regardless if resistance.

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Don't all dictatorships start like that ?

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Well that's true.

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What kind of dictator would I be if I didn't follow suit ?

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You could try impersonating communism or socialism that's another popular choice!!

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Elect ?? I'm taking the crown....All the sweet talk is simply to lower resistance but I will rule regardless if resistance.

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Elected yes, unless you are talking about the Vatican!!!

Communism ? You mean that touchy feely stuff where everyone gets an equal share of the pie ??? Nah.....Me and mine get most and all the doubters and haters get scraps!!!

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Elected yes, unless you are talking about the Vatican!!!

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What need would there be for an election when you can take by sheer force ?

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Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Communism ? You mean that touchy feely stuff where everyone gets an equal share of the pie ??? Nah.....Me and mine get most and all the doubters and haters get scraps!!!

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What else would happen to the "doubters and haters"??

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What need would there be for an election when you can take by sheer force ?

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Ah a military coup, another popular choice, particularly in third world countries!!

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What else would happen to the "doubters and haters"??

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Guillotine

Hangman

Electric Chairs

Oral Lamps

Get the picture ?

So get on my side!!!!!!

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Ah a military coup, another popular choice, particularly in third world countries!!

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But it works!!!!

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Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roar??? Nup, you need thicker skin than that!!

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Guillotine

Hangman

Electric Chairs

Labor camps

Get the picture ?

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I think it is begining to take shape, do go on!!

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I think it is begining to take shape, do go on!!

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Water boarding

Brazen Bulls

Iron Maidens

Crucifixions

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But it works!!!!

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The old strong-arm tactics will get em every time eh?

It will be bloody!!!!

Labor camps, I thought you said Oral Lamps! Thank goodness I was wrong.

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The old strong-arm tactics will get em every time eh?

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Oh yea!!!!!

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Water boarding

Brazen Bulls

Iron Maidens

Crucifixions

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And how would you decide who a doubter or hater is??

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It will be bloody!!!!

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gory, messy and don't leave out awkward and embarrassing!!

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Oh yea!!!!!

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Do you think you will be as strong as the incredible Hulk??

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Labor camps, I thought you said Oral Lamps! Thank goodness I was wrong.

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That's what I said....go back and check it ;)

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Do you think you will be as strong as the incredible Hulk??

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Stronger!!!!!! Hulk ain't got **** on me son.

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And how would you decide who a doubter or hater is??

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The haters are the ones who don't think I should or can dethrone Queen Barrks. Or I could use a coin-toss

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Stronger!!!!!! Hulk ain't got **** on me son.

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Stronger, Hulk is your son???

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The haters are the ones who don't think I should or can dethrone Queen Barrks. Or I could use a coin-toss

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How about a rod of divination??

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How about a rod of divination??

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You could make it out of a human skeletal bone.

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How about a rod of divination??

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You could make it out of a human skeletal bone.

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Good ideas both!!! Imma make you my Grand Vizier!!

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Good ideas both!!! Imma make you my Grand Vizier!!

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And what will you do to barkk if you get her??

B.T.W her name seems to be Katie, and she is a fairy -> http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ng!&highlight=

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And what will you do to barkk if you get her??

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Life in my dungeons.

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B.T.W her name seems to be Katie, and she is a fairy -> http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...ng!&highlight=

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Well Katie can "fairy" her behind off my throne!!!

btw, omg, lol

I feel like a teenage girl!

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The race is being run, or wrung, or something like that.

Mermaids are totally impractical, as your set of pictures pretty well shows. The vast majority of them are posed in such a way that they look like women wearing fish-tail prosthetics on their legs. Heck, in some of those pictures it looks like they have legs. Apparently, the artists just didn't want to give up half the woman to the fish side of things.

If you met a mermaid, you'd have a tale and she'd have a tail, but that's about as far as it would go. Very impractical, really.

Of course, if you met a mermaid you could ask her how she got her tail. It might turn out to have been just a fluke, though.

Another thing you might ask a mermaid, if you were to meet one, would be whether or not she could sing a scale for you, or just give you a scale.

Some of that art is really detailed, while the rest isn't drawn to scale.