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20 stone eyelids!! Cripes!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Either way, I'm going because my eyes are heavier than Anne Widdecombe :eek:
cya young parksie.
I'm going to bail as well actually. I'm still trying to get this darn shopping cart software upgraded on our Unix server and it keeps throwing mentals at me. :(
bye K, everyone. have fun dancing to electric avenue (but don't let anyone see you - unless they have a camera ;) )
Good night, Chris!
Thanks for the music playing in my head!
Anytime ;)
cya!
Morning All!
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you were never in love with me and you aren't now.
Thats one of the lines out of my email yesturday....now you might know how I feel :(
and were you...?
Yes, and still am very much! :(Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
and were you...?
in that case, forward this link...
http://161.58.186.97/showthread.php?...399#post389399
to her :D. I think it proves something, don't you.
Mind you, it would make you look like a sap...Depends whether its worth it or not...?
Don't worry about...Everything's gonna be just fine...;)
That links to this page :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
in that case, forward this link...
http://161.58.186.97/showthread.php?...399#post389399
to her :D. I think it proves something, don't you.
Mind you, it would make you look like a sap...Depends whether its worth it or not...?
Don't worry about...Everything's gonna be just fine...;)
Precisely!
Dear [insert girls name here],
I've been acting like a goon and not showing you the attention you deserve. It's taken me a while to realise how stubborn and stupid I have been. In fact, my friends on VB-World were the first to realise what you mean to me and draw my attention to my own misgivings.
If you look at http://161.58.186.97/showthread.php?...399#post389399 you'll see what I mean, and what you mean to me. I'm sorry you got upset. Lets go out for [a drink / pizza / curry / movie / day out at a petting zoo], and I'll make it up to you...
blah blah blah...
Lots of love,
Me.
Afternoon all.
Hay Gaffer!
Is there some small hairy animal sat on your shoulders?
Good Morning All,
I'm going to be a bit scarce over the next couple of days (all day meetings... bummer.... )
Gaffer,
Nice Avatar:D
Behemoth,
Has that tactic/letter ever worked. Trust me Simon, go with my letter, it's guaranteed (in a shopping-channel sort of not worth the paper it's written on sort of way) to work.
Dear Wench [Okay, put her real name in here],
Thanks, it was fun while it lasted, but all good things come to an end. I would like to think that we are still friends, as I would really like to date your sister and some of your friends.
Now, you think I'm joking, but this will work. When I was single if I wrote a sappy letter to try to get back with someone it just looked sad. If you write the above letter (usually because you are relieved to get out of the relationship) she comes running back. So I turned this around and it works. If you break up and never want to see her again, write a sappy soft letter. If you want her back write the above letter. (You might want to leave out the bit about dating her sister/mates).
Just my 2 love letters worth,
SD
Of course, your taking advice from a Demon. Which probably isn't good. Katie's the only one (or pix) that can really give you advice... if you even want any.
A demon giving lost love advice???????? What next, the Pope giving advice on family planning?????
Do you like my tash and tie combo too?Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hay Gaffer!
Is there some small hairy animal sat on your shoulders?
I lived in Frankfurt for a year last year, and when my missus came over we used to go mullet spotting. She would pose for a pic if I saw a mullet, then aim the camera at the mullet. Loads of pics of Mrs Gaffer blurred, and crystal-clear sharp mullet maddness in the background.
Of course, the Germans are the best subject matter for this sprt....
Okay...what's a mullet?
Gaffer you look just like every boy in my graduating class in the 70's. How old are you?
Er, Gaffer, what's a mullet?
Katie, What do you think Simon should do? Sappy soft letter, Harsh (but guaranteed to work) letter, or no letter?
SD
[backfired]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Okay...what's a mullet?
Gaffer you look just like every boy in my graduating class in the 70's. How old are you?
NO NO NO its not MEEEE!!!! *pant pant [/backfired]
I lifted it from a Mullet site (www.mullet.co.uk)
A mullet is the haircut of the gods. As worn by every american schoolboy in the 70s, and every german nowdays. Short on the sides, long at the back. Often accompanied by a spiked top (cf The Chuckle Brothers).
Made famous by a Beastie Boys song...
:p LOL, superb Mullet!
Such symmetry!
Lots of care and attention to it too. Big and bushy. I think this guy was a guy that looked in the mirror and confidently said:
"I'm a man about town"