Aword fa da most mingin' gag of da day goz to me mate Ianpbaker, respeckQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I bumped into an Old flame on the train home, always wondered where that lighter went ;)
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Aword fa da most mingin' gag of da day goz to me mate Ianpbaker, respeckQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I bumped into an Old flame on the train home, always wondered where that lighter went ;)
So, did you get her number or a date?
Alig - I aim to please :p
Katie, unfortunatley it was only a brief chat as I was walking up the train, just about to get offa t my stop. but she said that she will be on next week and she'll try to find me to have a good chat and catch up on things :)
Wally- glad to hear it!
Ian.....sounds promising!:)
I know this sounds really bad, but I've been put down so many times to get over excited at the moment.... Oh well, what will be will be :)
It sounds like you're putting yourself down! Don't....you're lovely!:)
hey all...check out my freestyle (made up on the spot)...what do u think??
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aiyo fo real, i dont need a record deal, to make all you fake rap *******s look like bums who play with a bottle and make it hum, go chew some gum coz ya breath smell like ass crack, 'aiyo nigga why dat??', coz his face been up russels simmons 'yo dats wack'...i heard ya...dis be lyrical murda, break it down and serve ya, lyrically raping all u mutha****az out there in party land, the beats rubs u up from ya head to ya feet, then the lyrics invade your clothes, u foldin the fold in ya fabric, this **** is like magic, you has-been i **** shoot ya in white spleen, just like some **** off a movie screen, ya hear me, me and my dawg babyboy hold dis **** down, got it locked up tighter than clinton's daughter, dat ***** chelsea..'hell nah nigga she loose as ****' well hell dawg just gimme a buck and ima go propositon her pops, so i can **** his daughter, coz we all know clinton's have a weakness for sex offers. 'aiyo nigga u be killin it' yah but cashmoney made the millions and got da cars and ****...why dont i got dat **** 'nigga u real as ****, u dont need that stuff' yeah i hear but beware, coz people tend 2 stare, at this paki-nigga who be a thriller just like dat cat from manilla, i bust a cap in ya skrilla just fo tryin 2 block my dealer, from sellin me da weed that i need to proceed with my free...style, i be actin wild...**** u other ho's, wearin pretty clothes but u didnt know dat ya man be ****in about six other bitches on da side...girl its time u sliiiide, away, just like oasis on definitely maybe, but im not quite sure, what the **** i be the king of metaphors and lyrical terrorism is a skill full of vision, like the skill ya girl has when she be swallowin my jism
:eek: A bit provocative I must say! :eek:
me put myself down ? :rolleyes: first of all I'll say that I'm writting this with a smile on my face :) . for quite a long time now I've known that I have got a really bad confidence problem about myself when it comes to my personal life. When it comes to work and normal socialising then i'm fine. but when it comes to taking the socialising one step further my mind just seams to stop completley and my normal daily confidence just dissapears completley.
Every time this happens I Completley hate myself and think that what I'm doing is completley stupid but I just can't seem to stop doing it. It obviously never happens when I'm drunk but when I'm drunk I'm normally a completley different person as is the case with most people. The only time I have been lucky is when the girl has come over and theoretically grabbed me by the nads.
And another major factor has been that ever since I left school I pretty much devoted the majority of my time to getting my career sorted out. But now that is pretty much sorted now, I think it's time to move on and devote some more time to me. :)
oh well, that's me dead in a couple of minute's as I think I have just opened up my entire heart and I can't seem to fit the plug back in. any one got a cork screw ? ;)
I think most people are that way, Ian. Just remember that you have a lot to offer a girl (including my teddy).
well u didnt diss it so i shall take it as a compliment...spank u katie :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
:eek: A bit provocative I must say! :eek:
my two fave lines are:
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so i can **** his daughter, coz we all know clinton's have a weakness for sex offers.
:D:D:D i was quite impressed with it considerin it was all straight off tha domeQuote:
what the **** i be the king of metaphors and lyrical terrorism is a skill full of vision, like the skill ya girl has when she be swallowin my jism
ok everytime i post rap threads die
this time one person did comment...and that was katie :eek:
so ill post some music that YOU all will like
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I was slipping through the cracks of a stolen jewel
I was tightrope walking in two ton shoes
Now somebody is talking about a third world war
And the police said this was normal control
And the candle was burning yesterday
Like somebody's best friend died
And I've been caught in a mind riot
I was crying from my eye teeth
and bleeding from my soul
And I sharpened my wits on a dead man's skull
I built an elevator from his bones
Had to climb to the top floor just to stamp out the coals
And the candle was burning yesterday
Like somebody's best friend died
And I've been caught in a mind riot
I'm tied within
I'm luck's last match struck
In the pouring down wind
sorry ghost, I'm enjoying the delights of banzai :D
Katie - my problem is that I don't let anyone get close to me for some strange reason :confused: oh well tha's enough about me. :)
Buckaroo Bonzai???
nah nevermind ian, im used to it now
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aiyo fo real, i dont need a record deal, to make all you fake rap *******s look like bums who play with a bottle and make it hum, go chew some gum coz ya breath smell like ass crack, 'aiyo nigga why dat??', coz his face been up russels simmons 'yo dats wack'...i heard ya...dis be lyrical murda, break it down and serve ya, lyrically raping all u mutha****az out there in party land, the beats rubs u up from ya head to ya feet, then the lyrics invade your clothes, u foldin the fold in ya fabric, this **** is like magic, you has-been i **** shoot ya in white spleen, just like some **** off a movie screen, ya hear me, me and my dawg babyboy hold dis **** down, got it locked up tighter than clinton's daughter, dat ***** chelsea..'hell nah nigga she loose as ****' well hell dawg just gimme a buck and ima go propositon her pops, so i can **** his daughter, coz we all know clinton's have a weakness for sex offers. 'aiyo nigga u be killin it' yah but cashmoney made the millions and got da cars and ****...why dont i got dat **** 'nigga u real as ****, u dont need that stuff' yeah i hear but beware, coz people tend 2 stare, at this paki-nigga who be a thriller just like dat cat from manilla, i bust a cap in ya skrilla just fo tryin 2 block my dealer, from sellin me da weed that i need to proceed with my free...style, i be actin wild...**** u other ho's, wearin pretty clothes but u didnt know dat ya man be ****in about six other bitches on da side...girl its time u sliiiide, away, just like oasis on definitely maybe, but im not quite sure, what the **** i be the king of metaphors and lyrical terrorism is a skill full of vision, like the skill ya girl has when she be swallowin my jism
No, banzai. complete and utter trash but very funny. it's a "after pub chucking out time program" where you have a bunch of regular japaneese people setting bet's and you as the viewer with all your drunk, stoned whatever mates are ment to ebt between each other to guess the correct answer to the challange. The challenges are along the lines of Guess who is the Ice skating Micheal jackson. that was one of the cleaner challenges but they get pretty sick sometime's
Some of the best trash on television is funny......or some of the funniest stuff on television is trash........or something like that.
right time to call it a night so farewell untillwe next meet :p
Good night BabyCakes!!!!!
night ian
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boing went zebedee :)
:( Hang in there Wally.
This morning I feel strangly sober.
sup sup ya'll??
thanks Nic :) ({)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Woo hoo :) (}) that's great news
That'll teach 'em to mess with the King of Cool
Might catch ya later if you ain't busy ;)
yep :DQuote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
i see my elton john singing greeting worked
afternoon all :)
Arsenoon Ian :p
Afternoon :)
:p Hiya Nik!
'ello Bonker :)
what's with the viaducts in your sig?
I like Viaducts http://www.3dpcgame.com/cwm/s/otn/tongue/crazy1.gif
fair enough
love the smilie btw :)
ey
*sniff* noone loves me :(