Hehehe good for you! :D
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Hehehe good for you! :D
Mellon Greetings.:)
Pommiegranite Greetings :)
(snore!) zzzzz....
Morning Morning Morning!
Kechung.
Hows twicks?
I am suffering from acute Weekend disorder :o
Id din't for a change. Was puffing, overlooking the sea in NOrthern Ireland. Beautiful scenery....
Intensify nog nog grass turning giant grapefruit.
:(
EEEEEEERSE!!!!
:confused: :mad:
Morning you two
What is your favourite vegetable Simon?
Have to be me :D
none at the moment im not in the ****ing mood :(
Why not Simon?
BG - I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE VEGTABLE.
[shivver]They're evil
'Cause I got an email this morning at home that.........well is :((and worse)
Now im gonna be :( for today, and well as long as this is gonna go on for :(:(:(:(
To all of those having a bad day these come-backs may cheer you up.... If not then :)
Men and Women come-backs in chat up lines.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a **** where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little moustache.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you shag.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.
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Originally posted by chenko
'Cause I got an email this morning at home that.........well is :((and worse)
Now im gonna be :( for today, and well as long as this is gonna go on for :(:(:(:(
well, if its work related, fuggedaboutit....