Dang. That should have read "(td and katie, don't even bother!"). Ah well, whatever makes you happy!
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Dang. That should have read "(td and katie, don't even bother!"). Ah well, whatever makes you happy!
No breakfast either, td???
naw, got my cue to hand. I think Katie and td may want to star in their own movie at this rate though...
I want a copy...
Woman, don't even talk to me. Get behind me, Evil Temptress. I will not give into to your Devilish but oh so appealing ways...
td.
I'm just playing my assigned part. You guys did the casting....I'm just a method actor. What can I say??
I'll direct, produce, make the tea, anything...
Strange how we can make any thread descend at least four levels of smuttiness...
P.
You have no choice, td. You will submit. Seduction is an art and I have a unending supply of imagination....you're doomed!
I feel myself being sucked into a life of domination and subjugation by her unworldly powers...
Oh well. Could be worse ;-)
td.
Yep, it could be IT!!!
I tried turing off the golfishes water and heating and then they got a couple of sharks round to sort me out
And so children, the many threads of life are represented in the post race here. There are at leaset three conversations, mainly based on lunacy and fantasy, going on here. There are some sick minds at work here, or maybe one sick mind with multiple personalities...
Now, anyone fancy coming back and seeing my etchings?
P. gurgle, gurgle...
PS td and Katie - I'm feeling a bit miffed here, I think there is something going on and I can't quite work out what...
Paul, it's not my fault. She worked her Evil magic, and now i'm doomed to be her personal secretary/sex slave for all eternity.
td.
I applied, but she'd seen my picture first:(, so I was never in with a chance. Was it that big throbber between your legs that did it or your nice shiny helmet.
P.
I refer, of course, to your motor bike...
P.
Oh man.
I need a drink. Paul, you really scare me sometimes...
td.
OK. Enough smut for one day. I am with you on the drink though.
Cheers,
P.
<paul, on his best behaviour now, even wipes the smirk from his face>
everything's ok. I went back to dodgy dave's brain transplant shop and complained that he had given me a goldfish bowl instead of einsteins brain and he's put me back the way I was before. and that is enough of me being completly abscure. for a while anyway
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Originally posted by paulw
OK. Enough smut for one day. ...
<paul...even wipes the sm** from his face>
You and gaffer have been at it again haven't you.
td.
Well, I haven't been keeping up with this tread very much, but I just read back out 6 pages, and I found a little mention about me. You boys only have about 3 1/2 months left, and then I can start having affairs with you.
:)
But, as for now, I am still free game...
mmm, affairs. Plural. I like plurals...
td, are your referring to me spuffing on Pauls face? And you expect a civilisd beer on Monday????
Funny how Guiness is usually drunk...
Ha! spuffing What a cool word. Love it (well, you know what i mean)
td.
sorry for asking but I have a young and fragile mind
Spuffing ?????
do I want to know
Gaffer, over to you...
td.
Unprintable, and the nice people fom VB-World wouldn't accept it anyone.
Aww, bolocks, here you go:
Spuffing conj. vb 1. To giz. The act of producing man gravy or coll.love custard. (usually in presence of a cf. Jazz Mag.
2. Town in Yorkshire
Looks like I killed the thread. Anyway, I'm off to get drunk now. Night, all...
later people. Beer time.
td.
/me walks in a little late.
Damn...forgotten my part. Oh well...suppose I'll have to be an extra who happens to be "seduced" by Katie :)
smh - Be afraid...be very afraid...not long now ;)
afraid...I'm not afraid of anything...(well, except for falling flat on my face while walking down the aisle)
Getting married soon?
:cool:
smh:
is that a threat or an offer?
Getting hitched April 28th
Knut: I will let you ponder that for a while
Is that to say you can't make up your mind or just a straightforward kick in the whatever?
Quick hint Knut...I think it hurts :rolleyes:
Ok, here's a subject up for debate...
Is it cheating to have some sort of a relationship over the internet? And, I am saying that you never meet in person. THe whole relationship is virtual.
I really haven't formed an opinion on it yet.
Let's keep in clean in here!
John
yeah, that means you guys can't call me gay anymore ;)
Looks like we got our hands slapped...
When is this topic going to be closed...
How high does it usually go to ?
I think they are trying to get it to 100 pages.