Post Race!

I'm on anadin extra at the moment as I have chronic toothache

Raaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! Wow, this beast is really something!

YOU ALL F*#!ING FREAKS!!!


glad to know ya.



td.

Ride that beast Cyber, ride it hard.



td.

Second that.

(The glad bit not the F*@! bit - I'd never say that John, never)

P.

Turd that

[This post has been censored by those who do such things for the extreme language, and depictions of folding, spindling and mutilating contained within.]Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Also, I'm glad to know y'all as well!

I'm on my 7th Smint...

you sure you can handle seven smint's. There heavy stuff man the cheapest I can get them for is about £5 a pill

Mate, I'm really buzzin now. Got a Vicks inhaler up my nose...

not the vicks as well, you going to OD soon

he already is too odd.


td.

Who's the sic (sic) man now???

Nobody can take eight smints...

[stands back in amazement as Gaffer tips the entire box into his mouth and instantly replaces the air conditioning system...]

Cheers,

P.

<fortunately for Gaffer, they were the Intense Peppermint flavour, not the Instant freshness flavour.>

8 Smints! Wow! Superhero!

wahey! Alabama is up and about. now all we need is the WestCoast and we can have ourselves a right old knees up!


td.

I once had three shredded wheat, but I don't like to talk about it...

Couldn't do eight smints though <P. shoots Gaffer an admiring glance>

P.

Quote:

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Originally posted by paulw
... P. shoots Gaffer an admiring glance

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Oh man, i won't bother. That one is just too easy ;-)


td.

West Coast open and ready for business!!

Yep, its not quite right without Katie, is it? We want barrk, we want barrk etc.

P.

Damn. Hate it when I miss a post...

td - I'll set 'em up - you slam 'em home (let me re-phrase that...)

P.

Good Morning.

Are you fully rested and ready to face the day?

td.

urggg, I think I've eaten too much Sorbitol...

hey Katie...

Yep!!! It's raining...first time all year...the clouds are lovely and I'm warm and toasty in my cube!! Life is good!

Afternoon sleepy head,

You'll have to be on your toes to keep up with the boys today. I suggest you review the overnight posts. The smints definitely had an effect...

P.

<Paul turns round in stunned disbelief as an axe whistles past his head>

<luckily he remembers his built in cyborg Laser Cannon and blows CyberSurfer away... unluckily his Thomas the Tank Engine Club shiny member badge disrupts the beam and CyberSurfer recovers his axe... Paul wants his Mum...>

P.

Now the whole cast is assembled (tho we're missing one old and wise, but really, really ugly alien)...


Lights, camera, ...


td.

Cyber, how do you get your axe to whistle? I spent years at Uni trying to do that...

Oh, its sooo hot in here - I hope the repair man gets here soon <looks out whistfully for the heavily moustachioed repair man and thinks of Grolsch>

Katie, that may not mean a lot to you, but don't worry, the boys will clear it up. Your line Gaffer...

P.

You gentlemen(?) have been having a great time this morning...no wonder I had such "interesting" dreams last night...I've been playing an Evil Seductress and I didn't even know it! How fun..........!

the goldfish are now playing aqua's barbie girl to annoy me, just becuase I started asking them for rent. bloody tennants

All you have to do is turn off all the water, gas and electricity to your head. That'll soon get rid of 'em.


td.

Goldfish taste great! Send them here Ian....I haven't had breakfast yet.

Silence on set...

Gaffer - you've missed your cue. CyberSurfer put that bloody axe down...

parksie - where are you...

P.

I got my axe to whistle by teaching it to "Pucker up and blow" (td, don't even bother!), just like in the Disney film who's name I've forgotten!

CyberSurfer....I think that would be my job....I probably have more practice....even more than Gaffer!

I've just gone weak at the knees ;-)


td.