nope I'm safe with this word's, just not the other s-word
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nope I'm safe with this word's, just not the other s-word
Sister? Snow?
td.
well, what part am I going to play?
Dennis can be the camp haidresser, who eventualy realises he's not really gay (with the help of Katie), and decides he wants to become the worlds first manly hairdressing super hero, who uses his scissors to defend life, liberty, and the American way.
But before he realises he's not gay, he gets up to all sorts of things...
td.
damnit!!!! no!!!!!! no no no no no..... thats even worse than paul and gaffers part!!!!!!
NO!!!!
I will not play the gay hairdresser......... no no no....
No, I will not live out your dream for you as a part in the movie TD.......
Typical bloody actor! Always throwing tantrems when they don't get there own way.
Dennis, your character is the star. He saves the world.
td.
HEY! Don't bring my part into it!!!
<fnuk fnuk>
Ok, I'll play the part, as long as there is NO GAY SEX!!!!!
thats just sick.. even thinking of that..... :barf:
Ok Dennis, no gay sex. We'll use a body double for those bits.
td.
oo oo oo oo, mee me me m,. PLEASE!"!!
thats still sick, but a little better....
*ahem* how exactly will I be saving the world? and how will I be convinced I am not gay??
(of course this all pertains to the movie)
damn... I Never thought I was going to be saying that ;)
Isn't it remarkable what you can lead ppl into saying;-)
Well Dennis, The Evil Tempress Katie convices you that you are not gay.
td.
oh, paul's gonna be upset about that ;)
But then I enter then room in Fishnets and sussies, you observe my "can can" man, and and we move into a 2 bedroom combo on Russia Hill..
Sweetie...
I doubt paul will get upset...
td.
ewwwww, thats sick gaffer..... ewwwwwwww......
*Dennis hangs head*
*Dennis looks up again*
ewwwwwwwwwww
*Dennis runs of into corner shivering with fear*
Hey man, I spend TWO HOURS doing that bikini line! A little sensitivity, please...
Ok, that is just disturbing..... *Dennis shakes head, trying to make image go away*
Thats nothing to how The Evil Tempress convices you that you are not gay. Thats why they call her Evil.
td.
What can I play then????
Maybe I'll start the Order of the Post Race, and retire to a remote tibetan monastery surrounded by a moat filled with beer, and waited upon hand and foot by devoted young women...
Or, more likely, not!
what does she do?
she better not make gaffer dress up in fishnets again.. :barf:
No, you play the quiet librarian whom nobody suspects actually keeps his dead victims in the librarys back room. That is because nobody actually suspects you of being the psychotic axeman that you really are.
td.
Mwahahahahaha! I'll do that then....
<sneaks up behind td with a large chopper...>
Katie, The Evil Tempress, convinces Dennis, The Camp Hairdresser, that he is not gay, by locking him in a very small room, with 20 very fat smelly men all going at it hammer and tong.
After that, Dennis doesn't really have the stomach for it any more.
td.
*Dennis pays CS to do same to gaffer*
Which of the above posts did that refer to???????
LOL!!!
td.
damnit, this thread is making me look worse every post!!!
this one
Quote:
<sneaks up behind td with a large chopper...>
So. I think we can all safely assume Dennis has certain repressed feelings he needs to attend to.
Dennis, no one will judge you here.
td.
apart from everyone
Oh yes, forget about them.
Dennis, nobody (apart from everyone) will judge you here.
td.
yep
I'll definatley judge you
how do you center a msgbox?
in access database, that is.
Whoaaa, curveball from 222!!
Bloody hell, wasn't expecting that one. I reckon 222 is a bit lost.
td.
don't i get some congratulations on my 100 posts?
(and if i'm in the middle of conversation, just ignore me)
Some one has to come along and spoil the fun ;)
222, you would have had 101 if you posted that in the right place ;-)
td.
story of my life...
wrong place at wrong time... :(