How goes the "W" word? Have you convinced them that you are the best thing next to sex and they have to keep you even if it's only for entertainment value yet????
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How goes the "W" word? Have you convinced them that you are the best thing next to sex and they have to keep you even if it's only for entertainment value yet????
Mike, ROTFLMFAO :D
Katie, thta has been the only mar on my mind on an otherwise lovely time. It's now got to the stage of not wether they want to keep me on (which I have been told they want to), but wether or not the company is going to survive the next couple of months. My C.V is being circulated more than the watergate tapes at the moment, so I'm remaining hopeful that something will turn up, I hope so anyway :)
You are not supposed to roll on the floor Ian....you're supposed to roll the ball on the floor....maybe that will help. Sorry to hear about your job sitch but I'm sure it will all turn out all right in the end! Keep your chin up!!!!!!:)
ahh, that's where I've been going wong. Bloody american games, so bloody complicated ;)
I am trying to keep my chin up and succeding for the most part, just it's quite a largething laying on my mind :)
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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I am trying to keep it up and succeding for the most part, just it's quite a largething and I've got laying on my mind :)
lol :D
katie, you never fail in bringing a smile to face :D
let me repay my grattitude :p
That tongue appears to be quite flexible now...
hehehe! I always say there's nothing like a little perversion to get your mind off your troubles!
it's a shame I haven't got a scanner as I got quite a few birthday cards from my mates that are very funny in a perverted sort of way :D
But seriously though, all though my work situation is at the formost of my mind at the moment and it troubling me, it does take a hell og alot more than that to get me down :)
Katie - nothing like getting into trouble to take your mind off being perverted :p
Ian - Hang in there :)
I'm Not going anywhere near them :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Ian - Hang on to them :)
Being perverted can quite often lead to trouble though!:)
I wouldn't know about that though ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Being perverted can quite often lead to trouble though!:)
Of course not...you're not quite as "well seasoned" as I am. ;)
Or maybe spicy :p
I'm catching you up Katie :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Of course not...you're not quite as "well seasoned" as I am. ;)
I'm made of sugar and spice and everything nice.........just like all women!:DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Or maybe spicy :p
Ian.....you're still just a pup......not as much as Parksie but I think you still have a way to go before you can claim the title of "well seasoned" ;)
And I've made a good start ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I'm catching you up Katie :rolleyes:
Katie - yes, well you've had many years of "simmering" with the occasional (okay, frequent) boiling :D
I feel about 60 at the moment ;)
Get some sleep at night, Ian.....does a world of good! I know Parksie said hang on to them but that doesn't mean you can let go to have a nap every now and again!!!!!!!!
*jealous*Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I'm feeling about 60 women at the moment ;)
Yeah, I normally do get good night sleep's, just that the bowling over ran last night :)
Chris, you little chia pet you, did you get your chia hedge pruned while on vacation??? I thought your avatar looked different.
I think it was the turkey that bowled you over not the other way round.
and on the note of my last post, I shall bid you all a good night :)
Gobble GobbleQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
I think it was the turkey that bowled you over not the other way round.
Good night, Ian! Pleasant dreams of turkeys etc.:)
no, I learnt what chia pets were on holiday.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Chris, you little chia pet you, did you get your chia hedge pruned while on vacation??? I thought your avatar looked different.
They make an interesting gift...
Do you mean to tell me that you don't have chia pets in the UK??? You poor deprived people. Now I understand :p ;)
no we don't have them.
"Just soak your chia pet in water, spread the seeds..."
Such a stupid idea and yet I bet the "inventor" has made millions.
was his name Mr. Chia?
or Mr. Pet?
perhaps he made millions, but then not all inventors make money. The inventor of the hovercraft didn't make a penny out of it.
I'm sure somebody is making money off them. They sell everywhere. You can't get away from the commercials if you tried.
tell me about it :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
You can't get away from the commercials if you tried.
That and various ads for prescription drugs. I mean, what's with that?! Here you get what you're given. You don't walk into a doctors and say "I saw this ad for planex, can I have it"
It has to do with a private health care system instead of national heath care system I suppose.
I love the disclaimers about all the side-effects. Sounds much worse than any disease you could possibly have!!
Turning right on red. Now that is a good, if unnerving, idea.
yeah! some of them are really funny!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I love the disclaimers about all the side-effects. Sounds much worse than any disease you could possibly have!!
may cause sexual-side effects (i like how they phrase that)
It would have to be left for you wouldn't it....I've never driven on the "wrong" side of the street so I'm not sure. ;) I think driivng a stick shift would be much trickier from the right side of the car too.
It would, but it wouldn't work here because our light-controlled junction layouts are hardly ever criss-cross pattern. In those situations we have roundabouts.
I think you'll find the left is the "correct" side to drive on - everyone else just had to be different :p :D
What's a stick shift? The one in the steering column (that's a crazy place to put it) or the one in the centre.
A manual transmission where you have to put in the clutch before putting it in gear......whether it's on the column or the center. The metro has a center stick....my old pickup truck had it on the steering column and it was a pain!!!!!