Post Race!

:p

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
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Sorry, I was so surprised by that, that I couldn't post a reply for over an hour!

SD

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.



I said,











































'Thyroid problem?'
:rolleyes:

Just popping in to say a quick hey! Ive been out since early this morning :( and im off to bed in a min :)

It's Friday! Why do you go to bed on Friday....unless you're not alone.

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Originally posted by barrk
It's Friday! Why do you go to bed on Friday....unless you're not alone.

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Im nacked :(

anyways, what is friday different to anyother night... i can get smashed any night i like... :p

Yum! Yum! Japanese Village for lunch. I can almost taste that chicken Teryaki!

I'm going to be non-existant on Monday as I have to fly up to Edmonton for a meeting (hopefully they'll put me on a plane, otherwise my arms wll get tired).

I'm telling you this as there is a good chance I might not come back from lunch. (It's Friday, it's hot and I'm meeting some mates with as little will power to resist a good drink as I have!:D)

So if I don't speak to you this afternoon, have great weekends folks,

SD

My daughter is getting a scholarship from the Governor this evening so I have to drive her up to the capital....I will only be here for another couple of hours.....and Monday is Memorial Day so no work!


Have a good weekend, SD!

Cya SD!!!

Poiltics sucks man! there all over the place, every where i go they are there, MPs are annoying me now too :mad:

Why are the Military Police bothering you, Simon.....:confused:

Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaup!?!
Hi! I'm home from school and I don't have it (school) again for a week. :DYAY!:D

Seeing as you're all sharing crap jokes:

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There's an American an Englishman and an Ozzie on the top of the Empire state building after drinking 20 pints of Stella and a bottle of absynth each.

The american guy says to the Ozzie:
"I bet you I can jump of this building, fly around, and then land back on it without a scratch."
"I bet you couldn't" says the Ozzie guy.
So the American flys around and lands back on the building.
The Ozzie guy goes:
"Wow! I wanna go!"
He steps off the building and plummets to his incredibly messy death.
The English guys says to the American:
"You really can be a b@$t@rd when you're drunk, can't you Superman!"

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:D:D
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*tumbleweed passes by*
Oh. Fine. I get the point.:(

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Originally posted by barrk
Why are the Military Police bothering you, Simon.....:confused:

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well the MP is poilotics :rolleyes:

are you taking the piss or do you now know? MP stands for......ummm dunno! lol

The only context I know MP as is Military Police....what do you mean by MP?

Superman isn't American....he's a Kryptonite:rolleyes:

MP = Member of Parliament

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Originally posted by barrk
Superman isn't American....he's a Kryptonite:rolleyes:

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:confused:

Thanks, Chris.:)

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Didn't you read richie mitchie's joke??????

Quick quiz: based on the previous info. what therefore is an MEP and MSP?