what can I say, I was feeling itchy :eek:
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what can I say, I was feeling itchy :eek:
Howdy Doody All!
Finally, Friday. Feeling Frisky. Frankly Thirtsy.
SD
Hello you demented bunch of racing posters!
:drool:
Good Afternoon, Darlings!
Spank me! it's Fridddaaayyyy!
SD
Do I have time to go home and put on my S & M outfit first?
Oi Oi
Marks & Spencer ? Oh, sorry S & M not M & S.
SD
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the
other "Does this taste funny to you?"
*Ahem....
Lovely day today. Lots of women smuggling peanuts...
know what you saying mate :). only 1 1/2 hours till the bank holiday weekend starts. Long may the good times last :D
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Lovely day today. Lots of women smuggling peanuts...
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.
:rolleyes:
two atoms talking to each other about 1+1 equaling 2
The second one says "Are you sure?"
The first one replies "Yep, I'm possitive."
I'll get my coat
"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
"Well you can't say fairer than that then"
:gagmaker:
*groan*Code:2 parrots sat on a perch, on says to the other,
"Do you smell fish?"...
two nuns in a bath
first one say's "where's the soap"
second one replies "yes, it does"
So...*this dyslexic walks into a bra*...
gaffer, your about a 36c, aren't you ?
*Ahem, I think you left the letter "m" of the end of that... :DQuote:
gaffer, your about a 36c, aren't you ?
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
a newly wed couple are on their marrige night and the lady says
"i've got a confession to make, I've been wearing a wonder bra all the time and have actually got small breasts"
She proceeds to whip off her bra, and fair enough, two fried eggs are there.
the man replies "that's ok, i've got a confession to make as well, i'm actually hung like a baby" so the bloke removes his Boxer short's and says "see, 9lb and and 1/2 a foot long" :D
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