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It doesn't sound right unless you use the original ketchup bottle.
what a lad
Damn wrong thread. Bugger its the thread police again - leggitQuote:
Originally posted by FantastichenEin
what a knob
No more meals in corridors:mad:
Remind me never to think before I drink.
Should the Canary be up or down?
Anyone think left is overrated?
The trifle will flee!
Quick, raise the main sail - all available crew to the buns!
rain, rain go away, come back another day. What the ***** more can I say ? Go away. Please.
unbelievable! my trump has flown the nest and tickled his first wild tin of tomato soup, and it's not even his bedtime yet!
Tinky Winky shouldn't be purple; he'd look better in lavender.
I can feel the bump of a dancing dentist
"flibble flobble", said the turnip brightly.
"Shut up you noisey git", said the grumpy Martian who was trying to get some sleep under the golden cabbage.
One fat hen and a couple of ducks.
From butter to sandpaper - the hidden evolution of Thomas Dogthump (Mayor of Bracknell)
They sang a weird song today, I can't remember the words but it went like this:
I was just four when they came and took my tree away. :(
I was looking for myself and wherever I was, I'm no longer there:(
I can't remember why charity didn't give my kidneys to a hamster.
I've fallen off the floor.
This just in....Flounders found in New Foundland!
Since taking it off the first time, I've found it increasingly difficult to put back correctly. Now it just juts out at a very strange angle.
If it causes you discomfort, swim with a pork pie.
They're sneaky... but I'm sure they're trying to get me to eat my penguin. :mad:
The parallel universe next door has jelly trees. How did that happen ? Lucky sods.
when felching, always make sure the hamster is not harmed.
10 inch conduit on the fingers make a useful hat stand.
That is the ugliest damn' goat I have ever seen.
Why worry about ears when the earthworms begin to wiggle?
Those eels really don't like my foreplay.
To eat a bun remove the hedgehog.
Never lick a sherpa.
The Starlight Lounge is now open for flogging.
... and should be nibbled gently from a small water biscuit.
STOP PULLING MY HARE
Refrain from serving when yaks are present.
Oh, come on - that's got to be worth at least two lemons.
That makes four of us now. Where is Filburt?
Shrimp, Pastry, Cutlery - just a few of the things in my horsebox.
The voices are squidging again.
Arriving on a Butler soon: Martina Hingis in a Bathtub.
It only took one ham sandwich to entice the camel out of the tree.
eeeek !
Recommended by all good proctologists.
The blue arsed bear stroked his backpack ferociously.
Why thump your frog when you can ride the waffle?
We came to dance a lament on the thin wall.
I came, I saw, I juffled.
The moon tells me it's time for eating radishes.
With a small rubber bung.
On the wings of a giant moth.
The alphabet soup had been replaced with small furry dice.
when peeling peanut's, make sure the penguin is in a firm upright position.
Viking law no. 77: Never put Otters in an Ottoman.
Unleash the monkeys, the hedgehogs draw near!!!!!!!!!:eek:
Point 2
If you are in need of a drink, there are always small dired cats at every entrance
Fred thought about it a bit more. Nah, can't be he thought. Yet sat in front him was a can of baked beans.
It is imperative that you squeeze the baton tightly if you want to have a successful result.
Important Note: Don't be heavy handed about it
it is not widely known that one and a half bananas is equal to the sum of the height of three penguins in formation.