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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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minitech
How about upload it somewhere? Also, it's not as if they're going to trust you just because it's snail-mailed. Source code! Source code!
Oh Yeah, I forgot about that part of the story!!
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ThEiMp
That Ain't Source Code And Microsoft Still Won't Run It
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Oh sorry, I thought that you wanted to see it run, so sorry about the mix up...
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
Okay then here is the Source Code of the Project of mine!!
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Originally Posted by
baja_yu
On a serious note, ThEiMp, what did MS say about your Office Application Suite? Did you send it to them?
They replied that they did not appreciate the automatic donouthing feature and said that his hax0r skrillz needs some more work; then they redirected him here: http://www.gtk.org/screenshots/index.php
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Huh, so this is actually a thing! Anyway, if you were intending to e-mail something to Microsoft, e-mail that. EXEs and the like just aren't safe.
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ThEiMp
Well right now it became alot bigger than just 60kb, because of PC and MAC Support.
Dikso.
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ThEiMp
Yes I know that it's a dud!!
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Also I don't hack, rip or even steal Source Code or Builds of anyone or machine. It's all of my own work. Also if I need additional Source Code, then I ask for it or even use a Free Downloaded Tutorial. But then haven't use a Tutorial for a very long time, since they don't have what I'm looking for. This is for anyone that doughts my work...
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Well don't be so down on yourself, there will always be more opportunities, in the future, to increase your skrillz.
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Originally Posted by
minitech
How about upload it somewhere? Also, it's not as if they're going to trust you just because it's snail-mailed. Source code! Source code!
That's actually untrue. Analysts have determined that the reason Internet Explorer lost its market share to other browsers (and also why it has been such a buggy browser) is because since they unequivocally trust software received via snail mail, they innocently included random snippets of code sent by a Nigerian coder who claimed to be Australian with an Italian background, but who was actually just a bundle of porperous extremedites and extramedities living in a deed.
Also, she had aids.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
??? Hey what are you going on about, now ???
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Did you send the guys at GTK++ project a mail yet?*3=_|00!++ They are in a deed looking for lots of the collaborations of the type that you like, with ThEiMp, the only and one; more on to the somewhat tenuous and, of course, end of the equations, transport physics and other engines, rather than towards the loompa exponential you were hoping for, although the addict will be you, and into the hours of the morning without the sleep impedance constant set forwards so far upside no sorry the other way around, as long as that is not too on or of the problemgramatically side of things for you to used to get to. All of your codes will happily introduce and interact retrovirally and via interoperability protocols so much that you will like all of their !! Inputs very much : thx you will say all the time!! until you rep them ++ many times !! Then you will be happier with your skillz than at the moment, which are not the best are they, and let's not together or forget, you re most of all, especially as from all of the aforementored, was plainly clear, that growth must also be ++ which they are very expert towards in gaining. Also they can pay you lots of $$!++! which of course is how business is and must be ,everyone knows, these days, of course, to be conducted at all times.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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ThEiMp
??? Hey what are you going on about, now ???
I thought you said you knew English. Apparently, you do not.
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Know it, I know it like the back of my hand!!
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ThEiMp
Know it, I know it like the norf of my norf!!
norf
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And my Astrologer friend, said that I was mad and weird, in doing a software package for Microsoft...
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ThEiMp
And my norf friend, said that I was norf and norf, in doing a NOOOOORRRRRFFFFFFF...
norf
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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ThEiMp
And my Astrologer friend, said that I was mad and weird, in doing a software package for Microsoft...
Your friend probably knows you best, though he might as well leave Microsoft out of it.
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Hey that wasn't called for!!
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ThEiMp
Hey that wasn't called for!!
Of course it was, this is, afer all, a Scoubidou thread.
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Anything can happen in this type of Thread of mine, right matey!!
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ThEiMp
Hey that wasn't called norf!!
norf
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ThEiMp
Anything can happen in this type of Thread of mine, norf matey!!
norf
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
If you offer up a straight line like that, you shouldn't be too surprised if somebody takes a cut at it.
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Yes I should have tough it through before I had posted that, remark of mine that I had made!!
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If you are really from Australia, when do you sleep?
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9AM to 12PM, Perth Time (GMT 08:00hours)...
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I haven't slept upstairs in my bed for about three years, cause of working on my projects. Also I have slept on the single seater chair, up right sitting. Pretty cool, f I say so myself!!
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That's nuts. If I did that I'd wake up as one giant ache.
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ThEiMp
Yes I should have tough it through before I had posted that, remark of mine that I had made!!
That's not English. You speaking Swahili again?
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It's not so bad. There are sufficient words there to make a very nice sentence...complete with a garnish. Most of them are even correctly spelled. I guess there are a couple extras beyond what is strictly needed to make one complete sentence, but you can consider that to be just a tip.
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Shaggy Hiker
It's not so bad. There are sufficient words there to make a very nice sentence...complete with a garnish. Most of them are even correctly spelled. I guess there are a couple extras beyond what is strictly needed to make one complete sentence, but you can consider that to be just a tip.
Next time you order dessert at a restaurant, how would you like it if they served you the ingredients for a slice of pie? Mind you, not all of the correct ingredients and maybe a cup of bile instead of oil, but close to what you would need in order to actually assemble a slice of pie...
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In fairness, it’s worse Swahili.
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I told you what I am. You don't believe me and that's your problem, not mine!!
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ThEiMp
I told you what I am. You don't believe me and that's your problem, not mine!!
Yes, you told us your family owns a bar:
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called the: Zanzi-ambar. We just moved around the Surname and then got Bar, from bra. So our Family name is called: Ambra. Well that was a very good coindience, now wasn't it???
and that
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I didn't know that I was going to make a NightClub, here in Perth. Just Net Search the Zanzi-Ambar, and then you shall see what it is there to show you the truth, in fact..."
So I tried speaking to you in your native tongue:
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Originally Posted by Witis
Nini ni Malkia yako wimbo favourite? : What is your favourite Queen song? (in Swahili)
and you ignored me, so now, I am offended.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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ThEiMp
I told you what I am. You don't believe me and that's your problem, not mine!!
You lied.
You said you speak English, yet you commonly use "words" such as "extremedites" and "porperous" which do not exist in the English language.
You said you're married to a woman named "Emma", but a quick glance at your Facebook page tells us that you have been without this woman for several years and you have been ignoring your "friends'" urges for you to "move on".
You said you're from Australia, but you have a mustache.
You said you have an Italian background, yet you incorrectly criticized my spelling of "the Leaning Tower of Pisa".
You said that you wrote a 60kb Office Application suite for Microsoft, yet everyone knows that Microsoft was bought out by Apple seven years ago.
She had aids.
Enough with the lies! Enough!
Norf!
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I'm married to Emma but she is gonna come back to me, really soon. So she had said to my Sister, Anna. Emma had two of my Children and that I know about them, they're called: Dan and Sarah...
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ThEiMp
I'm married to Emma but she is gonna come back to me, really soon. So she had said to my Sister, Anna. Emma had two of my Children and that I know about them, they're called: Dan and Sarah...
So the extent of your communication with this woman is strictly via third-party hearsay, yet you are convinced that she is about to return to you. Uh huh.
Also, your second sentence is not English.
norf
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Spetnik
Next time you order dessert at a restaurant, how would you like it if they served you the ingredients for a slice of pie? Mind you, not all of the correct ingredients and maybe a cup of bile instead of oil, but close to what you would need in order to actually assemble a slice of pie...
I'm not sure. I can't remember the last time I ordered dessert in a restaurant. I guess I'll just have to give it a try.
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ThEiMp
I'm married to Emma but she is gonna come back to me, really soon. So she had said to my Sister, Anna. Emma had two of my Children and that I know about them, they're called: Dan and Sarah...
Did she communicate with your sister via annagram?
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Originally Posted by
ThEiMp
I'm married to Emma but she is gonna come back to me, really soon. So she had said to my Sister, Anna. Emma had two of my Children and that I know about them, they're called: Dan and Sarah...
Also, you are "married to Emma but she is gonna come back"? Do you mean that, despite your alleged marriage, your "wife" will be returning? As if usually marriage prevents couples from being together? Is that how things work in Saudi Algeria, or Elbonia, or wherever you live?
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ThEiMp
I'm married to Emma but she is gonna come back to me, really soon. So she had said to my Sister, Anna. Emma had two of my Children and that I know about them, they're called: Dan and Sarah...
So she may have had more of your kids that you don't know about? The only thing I know is, if I were Emma, I'd be nervous.
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baja_yu
So she may have had more of your kids that you don't know about? The only thing I know is, if I were Emma, I'd be nervous.
Maybe he's asserting that not only did she bear his offspring, but he is aware of their existence as well? Then again, that sentence is not English, so it's hard to say. Maybe he's trying to say that he ate a burnt piece of cake before he mowed the lawn. Who knows...
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What he means is that he had other kids with somebody else. That may account for Emma, or it may be unrelated.
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Shaggy Hiker
What he means is that he had other kids with somebody else. That may account for Emma, or it may be unrelated.
So Emma is one of his children from another marriage, whom he subsequently married and then had more children? This is all finally beginning to take shape...
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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Shaggy Hiker
Did she communicate with your sister via annagram?
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So she had aids
as a matter of fact, in, a deed, after all?
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Spetnik
So the extent of your communication with this woman is strictly via third-party hearsay, yet you are convinced that she is about to return to you. Uh huh.
Emma Portwood whom has two of my children, she wants a third one from me and then wants to marry me, I see her checking me out from outside my place some of the time...
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Why does that last post from ThEiMp feel so unhygienic? I think it is in need of some hospital grade disinfectant.
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Is is perhaps, because you said it yourself, that as a matter of fact: "so she had aids"?
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I never said such a thing in my life, she would certifiably kill me for that, remark if I had ever made it. Which I didn't...
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I am absolutely sure that by now it has been not just been established, it has also been reconfirmed, right from the very keyboard in front of which you sit, that in fact of the matter, she had aids.
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@All: Guys, I think we shouldn't drag his family into this thread. Keep in mind that this thread is publicly visible! So, what if his wife or children are reading this thread.
Even though our aim is to troll, what if ThEiMp reveals something secret! We don't want to spoil a family. So, let's leave his family, and continue our discussion on ThEiMp & his software product!
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Oh the insanities in this thread......you guys must have filled a GB on the VBForums server with them already. Unicode characters are expensive you know ;)
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akhileshbc
@All: Guys, I think we shouldn't drag his family into this thread.
Too late ThEiMp did it already, by himself, on this forum even !!
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akhileshbc
So, let's leave his family, and continue our discussion on ThEiMp & his software product!
:wave:
I thought his thread was revolvered a long long time ago and it is now just gratuitous trolling by ThEiMp?
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
Yes can we get onto something like what was stated in my OP???