No animals allowed in either:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
What about animals? :eek:
That means Frog, Blinky Bill and a few others can't view it:p
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No animals allowed in either:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
What about animals? :eek:
That means Frog, Blinky Bill and a few others can't view it:p
Hell why dont we go on an mongoose hunt on wednesday????
:D :D :D :D
Oh yea and i only strip at weekends so you just missed out!!! Although i dont think you would be interested!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D ;) ;) ;)
Following the above proposal it has been decided to hold a darts tournament at around 11:00 am.Quote:
Originally posted by john tindell
i think this pub needs a darts tournement. ie excuse to get licked
All profits go to "Ginger people Ltd".......a fine organisation which promotes the beuty and intelligence of Naked Red Headed Woman.
;)
:DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Following the above proposal it has been decided to hold a darts tournament at around 11:00 am.
All profits go to "Ginger people Ltd".......a fine organisation which promotes the beuty and intelligence of Naked Red Headed Woman.
;)
I'm the Founder/Chairperson/Treasurer. Just give me all the profits, in cash, and I'll take care of it. :DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Following the above proposal it has been decided to hold a darts tournament at around 11:00 am.
All profits go to "Ginger people Ltd".......a fine organisation which promotes the beuty and intelligence of Naked Red Headed Woman.
;)
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I think I've had too much to drink. I'm seeing very strange things, like Hendrix has gone all holy.
Have this Pint of Mead my son.....and while your at it the Nuns would like to perform an ancient christian sex dance for you while I play Purple Haze.
Just lie back and enjoy.
Dont worry reality of being in a pub full of all these people is even worse!!! Sometimes the only way to escape is to enter my world :D :D :D :D :D :D
NUNS :eek:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
I'm scared now.
One of our monks who goes by the name of Jesus4U would like to enter something of yours.
Is that a £5 note on the floor.;)
How can you tell their Nuns.Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
NUNS :eek:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
I'm scared now.
I mean.....they have no clothes on.;)
* Runs out screaming :eek:
Jesus4U blocks your path to the door, bolts all the windows and proceeds to remove cassock.Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
* Runs out screaming :eek:
.......Nice mouth you have there.
:p
* Bodwad Jumps off a table swings on the light fitting and throws himself onto the balcony before diving out of site and wimpering in fear
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bede strikes Jesus4U over back of head with large sausage knocking him unconcouse.
The naked nuns grab Gingernut and hurl him into the empty spooky cellar locking the trapdoor.
Bede is attacked by remaining nuns and tied up.
Bodwad....on realising that there is no balcony cries out and falls violently to the floor.
The naked nuns throw Bodwad into the cellar and lock the trapdoor.
:(
OMG Get me outta here!!! :eek:
* Has a panic attack and passes out on the floor.
Gingernut starts to recover but then Bodwad falls on his head knocking him out again.
Bodwad is so scared he wets himself and indicates with hand motions that he is on the brink of puking :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :(
Oh me head. It's dark in here.
hey, puke in the other direction, these are new shoes.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Bodwad is so scared he wets himself and indicates with hand motions that he is on the brink of puking :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :(
Gingernut awakes with a warm wet sensation on the back of his head.
A stream of foisty carrots splash with great gusto on his face.
Gingernut is having a bad day.
The naked Nuns string the Bound Bede upside down from the non-existant balcony.
Bede falls on his head unconcouse.
I knew I should never have opened this bloody pub.:confused:
Too Late URRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........................
Sorry about the boots and the hair :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oh gross, now I'm gonna puke.
ROWLF!!!
We need DigitalError to get rid of the nuns.
The Naked Nuns open the trap door and proceed to wizz on top of Gingernut and Bodwad from a great height.
Jesus4u decides he needs a number 2.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
OMG Kill me now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Help me, I can't swim.
glug glug...i'm drowning...glug glug...my life is flashing before my eyes...glug glug...Oh god ***
* Chokes on a huge number 2
Jesus4U batters Bede to a pulp (in the name of Christ) and hurls him down on top of Gingernut and Bodwad.
Uh Oh.....
The Venerable Bedes boss realising that he is frequenting a pub instead of working on .Net kicks Bede in the face, calls him a Fu@@~ng C@nt and threatens to ban him from the pub forever and ever.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bedes boss then does a number 2, number 1 and number 3 on top of Bodwad, Gingernut and Bede.
I'm almost afraid to ask but, number 3?Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Bedes boss then does a number 2, number 1 and number 3 on top of Bodwad, Gingernut and Bede.
I dont want to know either....but it was hot and rancid.
How are we gonna get out of here without my boss, Jesus4U and the naked nuns catching us?
If we all shout out for help..?
Wait, I have an idea...
*Pulls out a communicator...
"Scotty, beam us up"
*pisses on bar*
Dam i need a shower :eek: :eek: :eek:
But you have already had 2 golden showers.
;)
*Blinky rises from drunken stupor, pulls out knife and castrates J4U, shoves removed organ down bedes bosses throat, naked nuns run away screaming. Blinky goes back to beer and sleep*
Blinky Bill, our hero, woohoo. :D
Your welcome Ginger. Can i see that naughty show with animals now?
They all ran off when the nuns came in and I can't seem to find them now.
Then can i have a dance with that ugly red head in your sig? On second thoughts, No, not even i'm that desperate! :D
Think i'll go high brow and have a daquiri. Barkeep, a daquiri please! Raspberry flavour if you don't mind good sir!
What do you mean ugly? :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Then can i have a dance with that ugly red head in your sig? On second thoughts, No, not even i'm that desperate! :D
She's drop dead georgous :eek:
:D
Oi would you mind pissing in those empty beer bottles next time:pQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker_Gudd
*pisses on bar*
If ya blind!! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
What do you mean ugly? :mad:
She's drop dead georgous :eek:
:D
Ginger Nut,
Is that chick of yours doing the Timewarp?
You know. . .
It's just a jump to the left
It's just a jump to the right
Put your hands on your hips,
And bring your knees in tight,
And shake it all about.
Or something like that anyway.
Well, is she?
Hate to say it but Blinky Bill's right:)Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
What do you mean ugly? :mad:
She's drop dead georgous :eek:
:D
you guys just have no taste :rolleyes:
You see Ginger, this is what i call a good looking chick, not that girl in your sig
No, no, no, she's to thin. :p
Who is that?Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
You see Ginger, this is what i call a good looking chick, not that girl in your sig
i think her name is famke jamesson or something like that. I got the pic from another thread that i can't remember the name of.
There are heaps of threads in this forum deticated to females for some reason:pQuote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
i think her name is famke jamesson or something like that. I got the pic from another thread that i can't remember the name of.
strange, isn't it?. . . :D ;) :D
If they were all good looking then that would be ok:)Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
strange, isn't it?. . . :D ;) :D
we should have a ladies night, only big red heads. :D
Let's make it Wednesday, 3am, when noone else is here. :)
get a few drinks in ya and I bet you'll be after them all. :D
Not even at my drunkest would i find that woman attractive. In fact i hesitate to describe her as a woman at all.
ok, she is ugly, but shes bloody funny.