Nay, only my answers involve other things than pure vodka obsession. There are more obsessions to live than vodka!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
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Nay, only my answers involve other things than pure vodka obsession. There are more obsessions to live than vodka!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Would that be a drunk Bodwad? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dutch Dude
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Originally Posted by Disiance
No Woka....;)
Disiance
Ah, that's good to know, bear would be far better than dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Dr. Dis, are you Wally Pipps long lost good mood?
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Originally Posted by Disiance
Bear??? Badger????
To put it simply:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xcoder
In the Netherlands, Vodka is usually spelled like Wodka. Dr. Dis, how does one create a uniform naming convention for this alcoholic drink? Will that involve building another tower in Babel?
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does life suck so much, it makes you want to crawl in a whole and die? :mad:
This would require having a world-wide convention of all the vodka drinkers, but absolutely none of them could be under the influence, thus this is impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dutch Dude
Parsca je dit.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dr dis can you solve the link in my sig. it is un solved for 2 weeks now :eek2:?
Dr Dis can you marry a pig in russia on friday the 13th if you wear a green hat and walk across the streets in boxers ?
Yes I could, but RobDogg's doing fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
I'll answer with a quote from a movie: "Pigs are people too pa!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dear Dr Dis did i ask most questions yet ?
Dr Dis why is it that VB 6.0 is still chocen(dunno the spelling) over VB.Net ?
Dr Dis What is the airspeed of a unladen swallow ?
Deer Dr Dis,
Where is the best place I can get a sex change and if I become a women and still like women will that make me gay?
I don't think so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Because VB.NET is a new M$ product and so it must be bugged, we just havn't found out fully how bugged it is yet, we're waiting for the explosion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Depends what source you look up. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr dis why doesnt M$ deliver good products ?
Dr Dis do you think my girlfriend will say yes if i ask her to marry me ?
Dr dis if i ask most questions can i be your assistant ?
Dr dis how many words can you make out of fire-department-truck ?
Dr. Dis: I want to marry a pretty young woman, but she only wants me for my money. Should I have her internal organs removed?
Because all of their products attempt to become one with the other products.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Based on my analysis of you, she'll decline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
I've never thought about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Only if you can sell the organs on E-Bay.Quote:
Originally Posted by cjscholten
Ah, Thank you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Dr. Dis, can you explain how Darth Vader and Princess Leia became Luke Skywalkers parents?
Have you ever heard of the birds and the bees...?Quote:
Originally Posted by cjscholten
Dear Dr Dis,Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Are my problems of no importance to you :cry:
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
*looks around*
Hmm, thought I heard something.
Dear Dr.Dis,
Why did I forget to shave this morning?
continue...Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
and the flowers and the trees and the thing calledLOVE.
na..na...na..na...na..na...na.
*dance like a cowboy*
i got one...
Dear Dr. Dis,
Does Telekinesis really exist? and if so, is it worth practicing?
Dr dis you where wrong,my girlfriend said yes,Dr dis why where you wrong ?
dr dis why cant i be your assistant ?
Dr Dis i have counted and found out i have most questions if i ask 3 more..
Dr dis am i crazy ?
Dr dis what happens when you kick someone in the nads so hard his eyes pop out ?
You did not wish to risk another cut on your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
If it worked every person in an important office would practice it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ALL
To quote from earlier: False knowledge is priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
You don't know how to opperate the sergical saw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Insane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Everyone laughs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do Nigerian women keep proposing to me? :confused:
They want your money.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dr. Dis,
This is my first visit to your office. Why?
:wave:
You are drawn by my substance.Quote:
Originally Posted by ice_531
I'm not a substance abuser though. Why?
:wave:
Dr dis can i get a special clients pass sinc ei come so often ?
Dr dis did i go to the higher level in school because im good with computers or because they wanna get rid of me ?
Dr dis how can i stop biting my freaking nails?
No, but you can get one for me :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
They wanted to get rid of you because of your computer skill. They were afriad you would hack in the system and change their salary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
I havn't a clue. I do the same thing, as does a friend of mine. We're both trying to stop. We need a support group :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Dr dis arnt they fools for sending me to the next level knowing ill leave their network shatterd ?
I want a 'ask 3 questions get 1 for free pass' !:(
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
All questions are free...but if you want to pay me... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark