Hehehe....no such luck!
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Hehehe....no such luck!
Hehe...looks like Ian has a violent past like me :p
Katie, it's cockney rhyming slang, commonly used int he east end of london
Ok then try this on for size
I was sitting in my farther ted(bed) with my captain hook(book) when all of a suden the dog and bone(phone) went off. so I went down the apple and pairs(stairs) and a garden gate(mate) asked if i wanted a couple of britney spears(beers) with some of my china plates(mates). so I got in my Jam Jar(car) and went off down the frog and toad(road) to get to the nuclear-sub.(pub)
there must have been a grands(1000) worth of billies(billie bunter - punter's) in there, all schindler's list(pissed), but after a mo i found my garden gate's. So we all had lots of gold watch(scotch) and got thourghly Elephant trunk(drunk). So I thought to myself that I need to bobby more(score) and went up to a ocean Pearl(girl) who had a right pair of gorgie bests(breasts), slipped her a nifty(£50) only to find that her old pot and pan(husband) was there. he completly kate mossed it(lossed it) and landed a isle of white(right) on my suppose so(nose). there was claret(blood) every where and the old bill(police) came in and i and him spent the night in the flowery dell (cells)
easy when you know how ;)
Ian
so you dont call your driving Violent?
Not violent driving but my clutch control needs a little work...spun my wheels doing a hill start @ the traffic lights today!
Very clever Ian....I did get the intent of it though!
well i dont drive (legally) and my inm good on the gears...just get to 5th gear and im away... until the ditch hehe
~Simon
i was playing star craft during the super bowl. cause i hate foot ball, i hate watching sports i think its boring. and i had the game on and i bet this guy $500 that the ravins would win. then the guy wouldnt pay me. :( then i beat him in the game really bad. and he still wouldnt pay. then i did that ping thing so his internal speaker would beep and then he went off-line and hasnt been on since.
yes you did :D
the scary thing is that I made that up right there and then. it scares me when my brain does things like that :confused:
Dual-carriageway == stay in 3rd until 55mph & about 8000 revs....then block change to 5th.
Much better acceleration...not so sure about the engine noise:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... :D
Must be the sherry, huh???
what's a gearstick ? I thought you just kept on going untill the steam start's comming out, then get a new car
what do u mean they dont pause??? when i play soccer in school we pause all the time, mostly cuase they say i did some penalty. and arure and sometimes get into fights. by the time they finish sometimes lunch is over. this is my best sport.
I hate
theres no point in AMERICAN football, plays stop every 5 seconds boring:rolleyes:Quote:
Football - an American
Does anyone have an IRC server up 2nite?
Parksie: You should take the nearest turn for the closest rally curcuit and show off your skills... of crashing... :D hehe
battle bots (not really a sport but its cool), karte, soccer, and raceing on bikes. those r the best sports and the ones im best at and i can beat alot of ppl in.
My driving instructor might not be too pleased if I did that ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
what's a gearstick ? I thought you just kept on going untill the steam start's comming out, then get a new car
y r all of u from the uk? i know alot of americans who come here, but they dont talk here. i think we need an american to explane the super bowl to us.
car's are not that good a point with me at the moment. I've only had it 9 month's and i've already done 17000 miles in it :(
im the only kid in my school who didnt watch the super bowl.
what you do... leave it to take a drive on its own??
honda is a great racing car. my mom has one it can go really fast(6 celenders).
y dont any of u talk 2 me!?!?!?!?
subaru is the best rally car, also the focus is and dats wat im gona get :)
I was working in manchester for a while and that ment 600 miles to get up there and back each week. and before that I was working in surrey, which ment 140 miles a day to get there and back.
Whoa...calm down nuke :p
I'm here...6 cyls? And your mum drives it?
I'd have rigged it up as a washing machine.
and do you pay for youre travel?
dont all u ppl in the uk use kilometers?
thats what i learned in sci.
6 cylenders is good, that what most ppl have. more is alot more expence and in the us my law u can only go upto 12 cylenders. it goes up too 230 mph. and u cannt hear the engien when its going. its the new honda accord lx
nope they whack we use miles...
nuke - if you start talking metric in britain...people will look at you like you're stupid :rolleyes:
as usual i've got be up at 6 tommorow, to get my train into london, night all.
Ps. mike, could you try to be a little less funny, as i don't think you can get ribs on the NHS. :D
then what do u guys use? the same as us? cuase im %100 sure that every one told me that the uk switched the metric. and i know that the us was going to but we neaver did, and now we just have to learn it. infact one of reasons y we had to learn it was cause all of u use it.
ha ha i was gonna have to get up to get to london waterloo 2moz but i aint going ne more :D
how meny hours ahead of us r u? here its only 5:29:46 PM.
te he even thought i have to be up by 7 am i still stay on till 12.
We use miles for distance, but mostly litres for fuel :)
The govt tried to change all the food stuff to metric to match with europe (bastards!).
And someone got prosecuted for selling food marked in imperial measure (pounds and ounces). The fact that everyone in britain uses pounds and ounces is beyond our govt.
10:30PM here.
in america thiers a some historical place called waterloo village.
i use both me for weigth or food etc... liters for liquid measurments and miles for traveling and i use meters for distance and extimating (im a cyclist i needa workin Kph (makes me seam faster!! ive been clock at 41Mph on a Cross counrty cycle(no racer style)))
~Simon
if some one used metrics in a store here the gov wouldnt care. i dont think. cause the Constition would probly protect them.
when america was starting out u ppl in the uk still used the english system. so we copied u! and its really f***ed up cause its based on how big the kings foot is. its called a ruler cause, it was the kings foot, king == ruler. and now on every ruler it has english and metric. and in math we use both. i hate it. we have to ask the teacher whitch one to use.
im a mt biker, and ive gone 45 mph down a hill. but then i couldnt stop and passed a stop sign and cut off a cop, that was the worst part. so after 3 blocks of speed i stoped and he told me not to do that agien.
this wasnt down a hill and it was on rough terrain... one mistake and i wud have killed myself, i knocked myself out a few days ago, since i got hit by a lorry i havent been cycling, and it was my first time and the terrain changed, a 2 foot ditch full of water appeared (it was only 2-3 inches before) i was thrown at least 20 foot i was told... i was very muddy LOL im gona do dat again next week, its such a rush :D
is there any IRC server running... if not i was gonna suggest the chat on my site but my subscription ran out so you cud try... www.iachat.com and click on DEMO on the right hand side
~Simon
Anyone alive?
if so try www.geocities.com/simon_thwaites/chat.htm its a cool little chat applet
oh and its room 'vb-world'
~Simon
sry i had dinner.
everything went weird just then, there was no1, its werid when all posts stop
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Good morning all on this birght and wonderful day (cept UK hehe) i have a feeling that this day is gonna be just great (boss is out and ive got the office all to myself)
and dont you just hate it when you get a easy question asked so stupidly that you can't answer... well dats what i have to live wiv....
USER "Can you connect me to R drive please"...
ME "And whats that connected to?"...
USER "umm.. i dont know"....
ME "Well is it important?"....
USER "ummm.. yes, yes it is, its REALLY important, need it now".... (lying out there ass)
ME "so wats in it then"....
USER "how am i supposed to know you're the IT dept"
ME "???"
USER "can you do it now please"
ME "well im a little busy at the moment, we do have to revive 3 servers"
USER "well this is really important"
ME "^&(%()£^"%&^& ("( %&")(£$% &"
...see that happend this morning.... well cept the &*%£$"&^($!£()&$!) bit hehe
~Simon
Eek...not good :p
morning parksie,
yep i hate it, al i wanna do is get on with my program and the fone goes off every 2 minutes... :mad:
Ianpbaker, like ur new avitari thingy
cheer's mate, it's the dog out of family guy.
morning all by the way
Morning...
ive seen dat program once or twice and its great i never have enough time to watch it thou and i always forget anyway :rolleyes:
I need some help. How do you set a currency variable to 2 decimal places?
woah tigger, you in the wrong place here, this is for mindless shite talking. as it's your first post will let you off.
Format(var, "0.00")
Morning Ian.....and everyone else!
Morning katie me old garden gate ;)
As usual I think I've completly lost it, not that I had it in the first place (sanity, before anyone tries)
Ian
Sanity is highly overrated and only leads to boredom and lack of imagination....I wouldn't recommend it. I tried normal once and didn't like it...
i'll second that. :D
I think it's becuase i'm doing such mind numberingly boring stuff at the moment, my brain kicks in and says "I'm not putting up with that, let's bugger off to cookoo land and have some fun"
Thanks to whoever gave this post 5 stars, and good morning, one and all!
It's a great thread! There's no requirement to stay on topic.....the mind can simply ramble with no fear of restrictions...other than the one's your conscience dictates...and judging by some of the posts, our conscience seem to take a break from time to time!