Post Race!

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This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck. His BMW was mangled, and so was he. The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup could groan was "My BMW! My BMW!"
The paramedic tried to quiet the man, pointing out that his car wasn't his chief concern at the moment, especially as he'd been rearranged pretty badly himself - for example, his left arm was severed at the elbow and was lying about 20 feet away.
There was a moment of stunned silence from the yup followed by "Oh no! My Rolex! My Rolex!"

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Katie, do you want to be moderator of my dirty jokes forum?
:)

Don't know. What would I have to do?

not much..... just... well almost nothing, unless people get out of hand...

What if I get out of hand?????

hmmm... didn't think of that... well, I'll have to do something then.... and if I get out of hand.. well thats Ok, because I am the admin :rolleyes:

j/k

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Originally posted by barrk
What if I get out of hand?????

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Well, then the C++ guru will wade in and sort it all out ;)

Thanks parksie...it's always nice to know you have someone to rely on.

what if you get out of control parksie? after all you did drink all the beer :(

now I have to buy some more for the PHPS team.... ;)

If I get out of control then you're all DOOMED!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (insert evil smiley here, please)

this one?

http://forums.phpsquare.com/images/smilies/evil.gif


;)

Yep.

You do realize that I know absolutely nothing about PHP...I do know a joke when I hear one though!

I don't care whether you know it or not.... matthew doesn't know it either.... harry doesn't know that much.... steve doesn't know that much either.....

they are just there for fun and the other forums.. :)

Don't worry...all I know about PHP is how to get it running perfectly on any system.

Can't really use it, though! :rolleyes:

you don't know PHP either!?!?

you just know how to get it running?

damn.. am I the only one?

Well - I can use it...but I wouldn't vouch for my ability without the manual nearby.

I wrote that MySQL server browser, though.

I thought PHP was one of those designer drugs - ah well age does that to a man (that and four kids).

Cheers,

P.

Welcome back Paul....don't you ever sleep?

If you can walk, you can dance; If you can talk, you can sing.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Men are what their mothers made them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
Serge Gainsbourg

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
Ed Gardner

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

I don't make mistakes; I experiment and occasionally get unusual results. Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Smoking takes years off you...

If I had never smoked I'd be eighty-four by now:D


Katie - wouldn't be trying to get to 3000 all by yourself would you?

Cheers,

P.

From every egg.. a bird I SAY From Every Egg a Bird!

Skeen,

You definitely need a lie down. Is the Whisky making you frisky?:D

Cheers,

P.

nOt usually, but with all this cold whether larger doses may induce unknown reactions in me little peg legs! Ooh Ah

I usually find that things are better after a large whisky...

Cheers,

P.

Looks like this thread became the Chit Chat forum ;)

Well there are nearly 3000 posts...

Cheers,

P.

Like I said somewhere back around 1500 posts, at least my name will go down in VB-World history!

Yay!

With these powers, I could become...

POST RACE MAN!!!