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TWISTED:
While in Moscow for a concert, pianist Arthur Rubenstein carefully searched his hotel room for electronic bugs.
He found some wires under the carpet and cut them with a scissors.
The following day he learned from a chambermaid that a funny thing had happened the night before, a chandelier had fallen down in the room below his.
Then what's Anne Robinson still doing around...you should have burned her years ago!
DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know that The Centre For UFO Studies (CUFOS) has issued a report suggesting sleeping on your stomach is the most effective thing you can do to avoid aliens?
Tune in for more jokes/did you knows?/twisted's tomorrow.
That's all folks:)
I look forward to it!:)
I get to go home now.....my sentence has finally ended.....good night!
Night Katie!
And good morning to all the Brits!
ummmm the VB-W clock is 2 Hours slow!!! :rolleyes:
NewsFlash
Two Teenagers were arrestted earlier this evening, one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating a fire cracker, one was charged and the other was let off.
Now think for a minute, and read it again, yep I know you dont get it, go on read it! still havnt got it? DUH!!!
Im off to, Night Katie, Mike and all!!!!
Hello World!:)
It's Friday and it's scorching! Yeeeaaah!
SD
:) HI SD! :D
Any plans for the Weekend Ked's?
SD
Good morning one and all! It's a beautiful, warm, lovely Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you?
Afternoon all!
Hi katie and simone
weekend scheme set:
Friday: read for the exam
Saturday: read for the exam
Sunday: read for the exam
Monday: exam
wait a minute, it's java, well i have to change it :D
It just so happens that it's Desert Tortoise Days tomorrow as well as Cinco de Mayo! My kids will be in the parade down the boulevard and I will be sitting in the park in the beer garden! With any luck by the time the day is over I'll be seeing little tortoises in sombreros and we'll stagger home and fall in the pool.....being careful not to drown of course:D
Howdy folks.
Good look with the exam, even if it is just Java ;)
Katie, I'm confused by this tortoise thing. Do you actually eat the tortoise for dessert? If so, do you have them with lettuce?
Personally I think it's a turtley disgusting idea:)
SD
Hey Kedaman, is that Plancks constant in your title?
I always prefered to use pockles constant myself.
It's basically an ever changing number that can be anything you want. You slip it into equations to make them give the answer you want. I've used it in many an argument before:)
SD
yeah, a tiny constant indeed :p you can call me tiny if you want :D
i had a constant life=42 also and it fits everywhere too
Ah yes, the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Pity the Golgofrinchens had to go and screw up the question:)
SD
you mean our ancestors? ;)
Yip, thats the chappies.
SD