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Hello Fluffy Buns :cool: head feeling any better ;)
Bad Bonker had a few last night as well :( Last Pool match of the season.
Feel OK though. I appologise to everyone I just cut up on the M5/M6.
I'm snubbergrepped :(
How about you ?
Peekaboo :p
Hey hey! :)
brownoser :p
Bah Humbug :p
Hey you two :)
Oh shut up Ian, nobody likes you :mad: :p
I like you Ian :D
hmm, either friends with an aging goth who smells, or an atractive young lady. I think things have turned out alright :p :D
I had three of the most nerve-racking days of my life! But Erin placed 2nd out of 725 kids in her competition!!! Now she's on to the nationals!! I'm so proud of her!!
This must be underwater love
The way I feel :)
Well done Erin :D She must be really good! What was she doing?
...and they called it guppy loveQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
This must be underwater love
The way I feel :)
That's great news, Send her my congratulation's :) :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I had three of the most nerve-racking days of my life! But Erin placed 2nd out of 725 kids in her competition!!! Now she's on to the nationals!! I'm so proud of her!!
I cod have danced aaaall niiiiiiight.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
...and they called it guppy love
All the contestants had to dance, sing and do an oral presentation. All of the performing arts colleges interviewed each kid one on one! She'll be able to get into any school she wants now!
School! Ha, the best fish pun so far! :D;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
All the contestants had to dance, sing and do an oral presentation. All of the performing arts colleges interviewed each kid one on one! She'll be able to get into any school she wants now!
It's fantastic for her to have a choice. Make sure you drop in when she's acting on Shaftesbury Ave in London :D
Good for Erin.
Such talent rules out a career in politics :cool:
I'm very proud of her but four days filled with stage mothers and rude waiters etc. has made me really appreciate living in the middle of nowhere! I may never leave home again!
Been to France katie ? :eek:
France, home of the rude waiters! No, never been there. My experience this weekend was as close as I care to get! :p
good call Wally :DQuote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Been to France katie ? :eek:
the southern French are much cooler though :cool:
Congrats to Erin, Katie!! :D:D:D
What did she sing/perform?
The Addams Family
I would love to go to one of those really posh french restaurants, get the salmon mouse or whatever and ask for ketchup :D
She did a tap to "42nd Street"
Sang "Dance 10 Looks 3" from a Chorus Line
and read "Youth: Pride of the Present, Hope of the Future" written by her oh, so talented mother ;)
Yaayy!! :)
Good skills Erin! :D .. it could only have been better in it was Abba ;)
Suprised that the both of you didn't get escorted out of the theatre with the amount of smutty inuendo that must have been in that ;) :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
and read "Youth: Pride of the Present, Hope of the Future" written by her oh, so talented mother ;)
It was a miracle indeed, Ian! ;)
Quote:
Dance: Ten; Looks: Three.
And I'm still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!
"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three,"
Is like to die!
; Left the theatre and
Called the doctor
For my appointment to buy...
Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.
Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting Nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs,
Unless they're yours!
Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either!
Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!
Fix the chassis.
"How do you do!"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you."
Why?
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare,
Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey!
It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and your fine!
Tits and ass can change your life,
They sure changed mine!
(Short dance cross)
Val:
(spoken) You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
Sheila:
(spoken) They aren't that big.
Val:
(spoken) I heard that, you *****. I didn't want 'em like yours…. I wanted them in proportion.
Sheila:
(spoken) Well, you got what you paid for.
Connie:
(spoken) I wouldn't mind having just one of yours.
Val:
(spoken) Well go out and buy 'em…
(singing)
Have it all done!
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and ass.
Orchestra and balcony.
What they want is what cha see. Keep the best of you,
Do all the rest of you.
Pits or class,
I have never seen it fail,
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed…. My…..
Life….!
Sounds like Lenny Bruce
can confidently say that I've never heard that
Meep meep!
*vroooom*
How's the title of that eighties song that goes
Throw off your coat
...
and smoke another cigarette
Listen to the radio ooohooowoow
Anyone knows that song ? :confused:
Funny you should mention that Wally...
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...188#post901188
Tom Robinson :cool:
hey parksie......what's up with the roadrunner imitation?
That's the one bonks but how's it called exactly ?
I got the best card yesterday, lots of mice singing happy birthday in high pitched voices! :D
Was your Birthday yesterday, Lucy? Sorry I missed it!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
I think it's called "Atmospherics"Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
That's the one bonks but how's it called exactly ?
no no, you haven't missed it yet. It's tomorrow :D
but thankyou anyway lover :p
I just opened my cards early :rolleyes: , I can't help it if I'm naughty ;)
Nick Cave - Loverman
/smokes a reefer
the combination is lethal. I'm already seeing distorted angels :eek:
Are those angels with crooked halos or what? :confused: ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Nick Cave - Loverman
/smokes a reefer
the combination is lethal. I'm already seeing distorted angels :eek:
They're all bullwinkles :eek: :eek: :eek:
Rocket J. Squirrel (Rocky to my friends) at your service!:cool:
Aaaaaaaaaarghhhh
Now they're Don Henley
Haaaaaaaaaaaargh :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
/runs off
Home time!! :D:D
yaaayyy
See you later guys!!
*runs out*
*wanders sheepishly back in*
Sorry, I...ummm...dropped my phone on the way through...'scuse me, ta.....sorry....thanks.....see ya Flustor.......*cough*...
*wanders out again*
bye Lucy! Hi Parksie! Wally, Eagles ROCK!!!!!!
[crap joke]
They're bald eagles now
[/crap joke]
:rolleyes:
that joke was so bad it ruffled my feathers!:(
Calm down, we'll stop soon :D
I'm still thinking of the name of that other bugger ...
There was don Heavingly ( :rolleyes: ) but who played the bass again ?
1971 Original founding members
Don Henley, Randy Meisner, Glenn Frey, Bernie Leadon.
1976
Joe Walsh replaced Bernie Leadon.
1979
Timothy B Schmit replaced Randy Meisner.
The 1976 lineup is the quintessential Eagles though!
Glenn Gay sorry Frey ! That was the other bugger !
Agghhh!
I feel the same way, Bonker!! Argghhhhhhh!!!:mad:
Can I scream too? It's been one of those days :(
Scream all you want, m'dear *mwah*