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May 22nd, 2002, 04:40 PM
rinoaheartilly

Hey guys
May 22nd, 2002, 04:45 PM
Ianpbaker

Hi vicky :)
May 22nd, 2002, 04:46 PM
parksie

Hey :)
May 22nd, 2002, 04:47 PM
Bonker Gudd

I don't like things too fishy!

Hey Vicky :cool:
May 22nd, 2002, 04:50 PM
barrk

you prefer meat?

Hello vicky, parksie, ian and Sir Bonksalot! There has been no entertainment today. I'm happy you all came out to play!!!!
May 22nd, 2002, 04:57 PM
Ianpbaker

Just downloaded Nickel backs's album, Absolutley stunning :) :cool:
May 22nd, 2002, 05:01 PM
Bonker Gudd

I like a nice Hot Pot :cool:
May 22nd, 2002, 05:03 PM
barrk

Nickelback rocks! Hot Pot! Is that like stolen weed?
May 22nd, 2002, 05:06 PM
Ianpbaker

Good Cheesy film alert again, time cop om bbc1 one :cool: :D
May 22nd, 2002, 05:06 PM
parksie

*yawn*
May 22nd, 2002, 05:08 PM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Nickelback rocks!

I've only heard their single How you remind me before today, the rest of the album is equally good :cool: :)
May 22nd, 2002, 05:08 PM
barrk

Cover your mouth unless you intend to use it!
May 22nd, 2002, 05:16 PM
Bonker Gudd

Where's that side pocket when you have a straight pink?

C U tomorrow :cool:
May 22nd, 2002, 05:19 PM
barrk

Night Bonker *slurp*
May 23rd, 2002, 03:07 AM
Bonker Gudd

Morning :o
May 23rd, 2002, 03:09 AM
Wally Pipp

A good thursday-morning-and-fook-all-else-to-do to all of you !
May 23rd, 2002, 03:12 AM
gravyboy

Morning Wally, Bonker and anyone else . . .
May 23rd, 2002, 05:24 AM
Ianpbaker

busy in here today :o
May 23rd, 2002, 05:29 AM
Bonker Gudd

I'm shagged :o

Couldn't sleep last night, the wind was making something on the outside of the hotel vibrate and bang :mad: I ended up wandering around the hotel at 4am half dressed. At least I got into another room and managed about 3 hours kip. Sometimes living out of a suitcase really sucks :(
May 23rd, 2002, 05:42 AM
Wally Pipp

It's never right, is it ?

Now I'm sitting here watching paint peel off the walls.
Fook all else to do and no chance of an early day off.
At least I'm getting paid ...

******s :rolleyes:
May 23rd, 2002, 05:51 AM
Gaffer

ggrrrrooooaaannnn...

My mouth feels like it was smooching with a yak's arse last night :(

Monster pool night, monster beers, monster smoke uuurrggggg :(
May 23rd, 2002, 06:09 AM
gravyboy

Quote:

Originally posted by Gaffer
ggrrrrooooaaannnn...

My mouth feels like it was smooching with a yak's arse last night :(

So you met my ex's mother then . . . . :D
May 23rd, 2002, 06:12 AM
gravyboy

http://www.csicop.org/si/9607/yak.gif
The barsteward said he'd call . . . .

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
May 23rd, 2002, 06:18 AM
Gaffer

Quote:

Originally posted by gravyboy

So you met my ex's mother then . . . . :D

I AM your ex's mother, Matthew. And the next time you give my daughter the clap, I'll ****ing do your knees :mad:
May 23rd, 2002, 07:40 AM
gravyboy

Must've caught it off've you then . . .
May 23rd, 2002, 08:36 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

yeah,You've got to feel it in your bones
May 23rd, 2002, 08:47 AM
Wally Pipp

FOOKIN' SODDING AAAAAARSE this is boring. Why can't they let me off for the day ? ARSEHOLES !!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :mad: :mad:
May 23rd, 2002, 08:50 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

We scratch our eternal itch
A twentieth century *****
May 23rd, 2002, 08:59 AM
rinoaheartilly

Good afternoon all :D
May 23rd, 2002, 09:04 AM
Bonker Gudd

Hello again Vicky!

Just doing some work :( before I zoom off early :D
May 23rd, 2002, 09:13 AM
barrk

Good morning Wally, Ian, Vicky, Bonker-baby!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2002, 09:24 AM
Ianpbaker

Good afternoon to you katie et all :):cool:
May 23rd, 2002, 09:26 AM
barrk

I'm the only one in the office so far this morning........but I'll be the first one to leave this afternoon.............life is good!!!!!!

How are you?
May 23rd, 2002, 09:26 AM
Wally Pipp

N

:mad:
May 23rd, 2002, 09:31 AM
Ianpbaker

I'm not to bad thanks katie, been playing net games all day as I have had absolutley no work to do whats so ever :cool: :D
May 23rd, 2002, 09:31 AM
Bonker Gudd

Say hello

Wave goodbye :cool:
May 23rd, 2002, 09:35 AM
barrk

Wally?!?!?!? That's so out of character for you! ;)

Where ya going Bonker? :(
May 23rd, 2002, 09:45 AM
Ianpbaker

the weekend will soon be on us :cool:
May 23rd, 2002, 09:51 AM
barrk

It's a three day weekend for us....Memorial Day! Erin and I are going away for the weekend, just the two of us! :cool: :)
May 23rd, 2002, 09:53 AM
Ianpbaker

My brother and I are taking my nan,Mum and dad out for a meal for a triple birthday celebration :cool: :)
May 23rd, 2002, 09:56 AM
barrk

Sounds like FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
May 23rd, 2002, 09:58 AM
Ianpbaker

yeah, my dad's was at the beguining of the month, my nans last week and my mums next week so it's a busy month :)
May 23rd, 2002, 10:03 AM
barrk

I know the feeling! I have a son graduating, another son taking finals for college, a daughter who is performing this weekend, a puppy that is a very adorable bratchild, and a husband that is graduating too! I'm up to my eyeballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2002, 10:08 AM
Ianpbaker

but it's definatley good to celebrate loved ones as I'm sure you know :cool:
May 23rd, 2002, 10:10 AM
rinoaheartilly

Sounds like fun. Congrats to your son Katie, and good luck to the other, Tom and Erin. If they're anything like you, then they'll be brilliant!
May 23rd, 2002, 10:16 AM
rinoaheartilly

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

:D:D:D
May 23rd, 2002, 10:16 AM
barrk

That's very true Ian!! that's what makes life worthwhile!

Thanks Vicky! You're so sweet!
May 23rd, 2002, 10:20 AM
rinoaheartilly

:) *hugs for Katie* :)

:eek:WOW:eek: 7000 posts Katie? Boy have I got some catching up to do!
May 23rd, 2002, 10:22 AM
Ianpbaker

you've got to get pas me first, I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangment though :eek: :D
May 23rd, 2002, 10:22 AM
rinoaheartilly

And old one, but funny :D

Quote:

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct."

Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
May 23rd, 2002, 10:26 AM
rinoaheartilly

Quote:

Dear Tide,
I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...

Thanks again!

John Smith
May 23rd, 2002, 10:30 AM
barrk

I have 18959 posts in all!!!!! I'm shooting for 20K by the three year mark!
May 23rd, 2002, 10:33 AM
Ianpbaker

8544 of useless rubbish for me :cool:
May 23rd, 2002, 10:38 AM
rinoaheartilly

Cool Katie :cool: Not sure how many I have
May 23rd, 2002, 10:40 AM
Ianpbaker

vicky, it's 3495. just click on the search button under one of your posts :)
May 23rd, 2002, 10:41 AM
barrk

Ian, I've enjoyed every single post.........even if they made me groan with agony at bad puns! You are the greatest!

Vicky, just click on the search button in one of your posts and it tells you how many posts you've made!
May 23rd, 2002, 10:44 AM
rinoaheartilly

Thanks guys :) Wow! That many? I think there's about 3 useful ones in there.
May 23rd, 2002, 10:45 AM
Ianpbaker

it's just a shame that things seem to be dying down here at the moment :( might have to start using turtle tips so I can antagonise the little hittler :D
May 23rd, 2002, 11:34 AM
parksie

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey baby! (ooh! aah!)

:D
May 23rd, 2002, 11:51 AM
barrk

My mood is quickly being reduced to that of a rampaging wildebeast in the middle of a cheetah pride.:(

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