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May 7th, 2002, 11:33 AM
barrk

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Hopefully they're not old and shrivelled

they may be shrivelled when I first see them but after the drooling is done they are plump and juicy!!!!!!
May 7th, 2002, 11:36 AM
Bonker Gudd

Yummy!

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac...mals/eatit.gif
May 7th, 2002, 11:39 AM
barrk

Nice tongue!!!!!!!!!
May 7th, 2002, 11:43 AM
parksie

:D
May 7th, 2002, 11:56 AM
barrk

:o I only have ton goo when I first wake up in the morning and it disappears after I brush my teeth!!!
May 7th, 2002, 12:04 PM
parksie

Or if you've spent too much time drooling over carrots ;) :o :D
May 7th, 2002, 12:08 PM
barrk

There is no such thing as spending too much time drooling over carrots!:cool:
May 7th, 2002, 03:06 PM
parksie

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
There is no such thing as spending too much time drooling over carrots!:cool:

I quite agree ;)

From the opposite perspective, of course :D
May 7th, 2002, 03:15 PM
rinoaheartilly

You have a nice carrot Parksie?
May 7th, 2002, 03:20 PM
parksie

Quote:

Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
You have a nice carrot Parksie?

I like to think so but you can decide for yourself if you want ;)
May 7th, 2002, 03:31 PM
rinoaheartilly

I can't see it from here . . . can I ??? ;)
May 7th, 2002, 03:41 PM
parksie

http://www.wsu.edu/~wsherb/edpages/d...ges/carrot.jpg
May 7th, 2002, 03:52 PM
Ianpbaker

not much girth mike :p ;) :D
May 7th, 2002, 03:58 PM
parksie

It's asleep at the moment....

...this is it on duty :D

http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2002/05/5.jpg

:p:p
May 7th, 2002, 04:00 PM
rinoaheartilly

It's not very wide. Nice 'n long though ;) Got a nice top too! My birds love to chew on the green things
May 7th, 2002, 04:01 PM
Ianpbaker

ROTFLMFAO Mike :D
May 7th, 2002, 04:02 PM
rinoaheartilly

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
It's asleep at the moment....

...this is it on duty :D

http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2002/05/5.jpg

:p:p

:eek: Very nice *licks lips*
May 7th, 2002, 04:08 PM
parksie

This is 31871 VB-World Road, and this is parksie, a member who leads an amazing double life.....

...for when parksie eats a carrot, an amazing transformation occurs. Parksie is Carrotman, ever alert for the call of duty!

http://www.platypuspranks.com/raves/...ing-Carrot.jpg
May 7th, 2002, 04:09 PM
barrk

I'm tired and I want to go to bed......had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head.....show me the way to go home......no more to roam..................I need beer, not foam........just show me the way to go home!!!!!!!!!!
May 7th, 2002, 04:14 PM
parksie

Tuesday blues? :(
May 7th, 2002, 04:56 PM
barrk

I got a virus on my computer at home and I'm stuck here instead of trying to rescue it! :mad:
May 8th, 2002, 03:02 AM
gravyboy

Morning all . . . the race seems to have fallen to page two.

Not for long MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
May 8th, 2002, 03:14 AM
Bonker Gudd

Slack people :mad:

Hi Matt! I regret having that last Slippery Nipple last night :o
May 8th, 2002, 03:16 AM
mendhak

Hi everyone,
I'm in mongolia. We're having this weird dust storm here. Replace dust with "cotton flakes" and you'll get what I'm experiencing. It's just weird.
May 8th, 2002, 03:17 AM
Ianpbaker

Morning Matt and Bonker :)
May 8th, 2002, 03:23 AM
mendhak

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Morning Matt and Bonker :)

Aah, so far 7 people have me on their Ignore list. :p
May 8th, 2002, 03:24 AM
gravyboy

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd

Hi Matt! I regret having that last Slippery Nipple last night :o

At uni I often regretted sipping from 'Mother Superiors Gusset' - a particularly potent homebrew we produced.;)

Morning Ian, Bonker, Mendhak...
May 8th, 2002, 03:26 AM
Ianpbaker

The Mind Boggles Matt :p
May 8th, 2002, 03:34 AM
Bonker Gudd

Hi Ian and Evil Frog!

My throat's like a snake this morning. It seems that we can get away with putting drinks on expenses up here :eek: :eek: :cool: My liver will not last long :(

Hey mendhak, that's good going with the ignores! I haven't heard I'm on anyone's ignore list, but most people ignore me anyway :p
May 8th, 2002, 03:35 AM
gravyboy

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
The Mind Boggles Matt :p

Which at 7.5% (at least) is less than my mind did!
May 8th, 2002, 03:39 AM
mendhak

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd

Hey mendhak, that's good going with the ignores! I haven't heard I'm on anyone's ignore list, but most people ignore me anyway :p

Bonk, dude... that's worse than being on an ignore list. :( Maybe it's just your imagination. :p
May 8th, 2002, 03:43 AM
SjR

Morning Ian, Matt + Bonker...

...oh yeah, and Mendhak Frog :p

Hows tricks? :)
May 8th, 2002, 03:47 AM
Bonker Gudd

My life is in my imagination :(

Hi Stacey :cool:
May 8th, 2002, 03:51 AM
SjR

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
My life is in my imagination :(

:( Is that somewhere up North?
May 8th, 2002, 04:03 AM
Ianpbaker

Good Morning Stacey, I'm pretty good thanks, my adsl should be up an running within the next couple of days so life is good :) yourself ?
May 8th, 2002, 04:04 AM
Flustor

Good morning everyone :)
May 8th, 2002, 04:08 AM
Ianpbaker

Hi Lucy, Long time no see, how's things ? :)
May 8th, 2002, 04:10 AM
Flustor

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Hi Lucy, Long time no see, how's things ? :)

Good thnx, they don't let me surf the web too much here though :(

Means I have to work for a living instead these days :eek:
May 8th, 2002, 04:13 AM
SjR

Flustor - big cheese out the office again today then ;)

Ian - Lifes cool :cool: this is my last week at work yayyy :) Getting phone line sorted on Monday, then all I need to do is contact BT to test the line to see if I can have adsl, so with any luck I might be online by Christmas :cool:
May 8th, 2002, 04:14 AM
Ianpbaker

ah, you've moved across to your new job then. evrything going alright over there ? people alright ?
May 8th, 2002, 04:15 AM
Bonker Gudd

Hello Lucy :cool:

Work is a bad thing, should be avoided at all costs.

What does ADSL stand for? If it's BT, err, will it work??
May 8th, 2002, 04:16 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

Originally posted by SjR
so with any luck I might be online by Christmas :cool:

lol :D

touch wood (knock my head several times ;)) Bt have been pretty good for me, ordered it a week last sunday and they said I should be up and running by friday :cool:
May 8th, 2002, 04:17 AM
mendhak

hey sta-c... ADSL: you lucky. :)

hi lucy. Am I on your ignore list as well? (That would make 8! :p:p)
May 8th, 2002, 04:19 AM
mendhak

Just don't get overaddicted to the internet. You'll end up like me and --seriously-- that's BAD... :(

Just a bit of advice from your friendly neighborhood stoned, slightly retarted, one legged frog. :)
May 8th, 2002, 04:21 AM
SjR

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker

touch wood (knock my head several times ;)) Bt have been pretty good for me, ordered it a week last sunday and they said I should be up and running by friday :cool:

Pffffffft, good luck :D
I'm expecting to be offline for a little while. Did you take advantage of their save £65 on the modemwhatsit on orders before 31st May - hope so, if not, give 'em a call.

Bonker, it stands for A Doodah Surfing Ligament I think :confused:
May 8th, 2002, 04:25 AM
Ianpbaker

although the line is done through BT, my service provider is pipex, so I had to pay £120 for the modem, but I will recoup that after a little while as the are about 7 quid a month cheaper than bt :)
May 8th, 2002, 04:30 AM
Ianpbaker

Asynchronous
Digital
Subscriber
Line

:)
May 8th, 2002, 04:35 AM
Flustor

Quote:

Originally posted by mendhak
hi lucy. Am I on your ignore list as well? (That would make 8! :p:p)

Nope, just those strange Jesus nutters :rolleyes:

I'm doing the XML thing at the moment, trying to get my head round tree views :confused:
May 8th, 2002, 04:54 AM
Bonker Gudd

Quote:

Originally posted by Flustor
Nope, just those strange Jesus nutters :rolleyes:

Maybe it's my weird sense of humour, but I find these j4u threads to be some of the funniest here :p

I didn't like his Post Racing though :rolleyes:
May 8th, 2002, 05:41 AM
SjR

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Asynchronous
Digital
Subscriber
Line

:)

Ian, you are a wealth of information ;) I bet you know what ISDN stands for too? What about SCUBA?
May 8th, 2002, 05:45 AM
ghost ryder

Shag
Cows
Under
Bridges
Annually

:)
May 8th, 2002, 05:55 AM
Ianpbaker

integrated
services
digital
network

Self
Contained
Underwater
Breathing
Apparatus

:)
May 8th, 2002, 06:04 AM
rinoaheartilly

Hi everyone
May 8th, 2002, 06:07 AM
ghost ryder

heyaz piyari :)

*hugs* hows you??
May 8th, 2002, 06:08 AM
Bonker Gudd

:rolleyes: Smart ass Ian :p

Hi Vicky!
May 8th, 2002, 06:16 AM
Ianpbaker

There is never a smug grin smilie when you want one :D
May 8th, 2002, 06:22 AM
rinoaheartilly

Hey Ahmachan, hey Bonker, hey Ian.

Ahmachan, as for your question, I feel lousy. My arthritis is playing up so I'm in agony. I feel sick. My head is killing. I've got an exam next which I haven't revised for. All in all, I'm having a pretty bad day :(
May 8th, 2002, 06:26 AM
SjR

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
integrated
services
digital
network

Self
Contained
Underwater
Breathing
Apparatus

:)

Damn you're good ;) (you too Ghosty - I think you're both right - different usage of the word SCUBA)

Hmm, I will catch you out...... what about 'posh' (originally an acronymilym)??
May 8th, 2002, 06:55 AM
Gaffer

/unleashes breasts to everyone

Hi all :D

POSH - Port Out Starboard Home
Or, another word for Cocaine...
May 8th, 2002, 06:59 AM
Bonker Gudd

Sumo!!!

Hi Gaf.

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