Morning all
*COUGH, SPLUTTER, ARSE*
Finally dragged myself back into work.
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Morning all
*COUGH, SPLUTTER, ARSE*
Finally dragged myself back into work.
Well done Ian... :)
I think that you deserve a round of applause. :)
thanks chris. My head is now alot clearer, I've just got this god awful cough at the moment. can't even smoke becuase of it, which might just be a good thing :)
well thats a good thing in the long run.... lol :)
I Have been considering giving up any way, and as i haven't ahd a *** in two day's now, it might just be the push for me to stop :)
Morning all....
*throws Ian a strepsil
Its pelt Ian with strepsils day!!!!
*lobs a strepsil at Ian*
damn they hurt if you get one in your forehead ;)
Pork scratchings is what you need.
while Ian crouches holding his head, Alex runs over and picks up the Strepsil, finding Porky Pork just about to lob a pork scratching at Crispin, he lobs the Strepsil at Porky Pork ....
*Crispin procures a bag of pork scratchings from Porky Pork's stash, find one and flings it at Porky pork - unfortunately it is a boomerang pork scratching - and Crispin gets coat hanger mouth - DAMN!!!!
Ian meanwhile pulls out his MP5 - strepsil carbine with silencer - and peppers the room...
Luckily, it turns out that this MP5 had replica written down the side of it though, and the caps didn't frighten anybody.
Alex pulls out his Desert Eagle .50 and walks toward Crispin ...
Leave my Pork scratchings out of this... :)
squeels Porky Pork as he lobs a boomarang scratching at Alex's head.Quote:
Leave my Pork scratchings out of this...
Alex covers his head with the Desert Eagle, but to no avail as the stray scratching slices through the gun and Alexs ear. Crispin catches the scratching as it returns to it's owner as Alex is on the floor clasping the side of his head ....
/Picks up a KFC restaurant [sic] and pours contents over Crispin and Ian
Now cluck off.....
how about some Toast?
How about a recital of Genesis 11:10 :D
Or a Balti
Or some Cheese
or a rhinocerous wing ...
Or a budgie
This Parrot is deceased
is that an african or european budgie, I like to know the air speed velocity before I eat either budgies or swallows ...
Aaaaggggggggghhhhh
That would also depend on the coconut they are carrying!
..a DO DO DO, push pineapple shake a tree...Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Aaaaggggggggghhhhh
starting to show your age, old man.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
..a DO DO DO, push pineapple shake a tree...
Gaff, just in case you didn't know, Fifa 2002 is out today, I'm popping down to town this lunch time to pick it up :)
2000 was far better than 2001 - hated the last version, I hope 2002's a lot better !
I know - I'm getting it at lunchtime. Came to a sudden halt with GTA3 - can't win that goddamn race...
fifa 2002, i may get it, but im addicted 2 cm01-02 at the moment :D
WATCH AKIRA!!
Took me a while as well. I finally did it in a police car. been playing it quite a bit since I'v been off work, now unlocked all three islands :)
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Okaaaaaay...
Just nod and smile Mike, then start moving backwards towards the door
Bonker's gonna get ya :p
CM01-02 crashes regularly on my PC (Win2000) - even after reparing a Virtual memory bug... very fustrating...Quote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
fifa 2002, i may get it, but im addicted 2 cm01-02 at the moment :D
WATCH AKIRA!!
it crashes, hmm, that must suck
well, i guess u will have 2 watch akira :D
Hey Bonker!
I reckon whatever Stefan Raab has got is catching - you're getting crazier than a coconut!!!
;) ;) ;) :D
WAKKA WAKKA!
All I did was paste what was in my Clipboard, I'll do it again:
nvpInput
Hmm, not so interesting :o