Post Race!

that's yes, dear/no, dear!!!!!

*Makes mental note to add on to the other note that to add a "well you've just made my brain melt with confustion"

Yes
well you've just made my brain melt with confustion

Is it safe to enter?

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Is it safe to enter?

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Do you have a condom?

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Hello my little sweet pee, I'll be round in a couple of mins :eek:

Strawberry or Malt Whisky flavor?

Hey Ian, Arse left it late again :p

chocolate please! :cool:

evenin punters

****in gay ****ing leverkusen ****ing **** ****ing performance ****ing **** gonna be ****ing hard ****ing work next ****ing week in the ****ing bayarena ****!!! :mad:

there...now its out of my system...whats up??

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Hey Ian, Arse left it late again :p

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they sure did, almost thought I would have to go up to alan with cap in hand :D

freddie is becomming a bit of a star, part of me wishes he get's injured for the world cup. well we've already taken pires out of the equation ;)

Argh!!!!!! I come here looking for sexual innuendo and sarcasm and all I get is SPORTS???????????????? What's a person to do? :D

I doubt if we'll get to play France :(

*nips out to the Gents*

I do a appolagise about that , normal service will be cumming soon ;)

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I doubt if we'll get to play France :(

*nips out to the Gents*

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actually if we finish 2nd in the group thats exactly who we will play in the second round :(

and IF we beat them...we play brasil :(

so in short...we need 2 win the group or we ****ed

ok katie about about this...in tonights game...juan veron's ball handling skills were sublime...he gently flicked and stroked it past people many a time!! :eek:

Ian, that's much better!!!! :D

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ok katie about about this...in tonights game...my ball handling skills were sublime...I gently flicked and stroked it past people many a time

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GR, MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!

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GR, MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!

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MY skils?? ;););)

so how is the queen of cali doing??

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And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again
And it's been awhile
Since I could call you

And everything I can't remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means

And it's been awhile
Since I can say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile
Since I can say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and ****ed things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile
But all that **** seems to disappear when I'm with you

And everything I can't remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and ****ed things up again

Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day!

And it's been awhile
Since I could look at myself straight
And it's been awhile
Since I said I'm sorry
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen the way the candle lights your face
And it's been awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste

And everything I can't remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem to be I know it's me
I cannot blame this on my father
He did the best he could for me

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I said I'm sorry

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I'm BORED and TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but groovy!

I'm wicked and I'm lazy!

Hey, Cult on VH1 :cool:

Blue Oyster Cult?

Don't fear the reaper?????

well tiredness i cant help...but boredem i can by GETTING NAKED AND RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

:D:D:D

Hey

Now that's more like it!!!!!!

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well tiredness i cant help...but boredem i can by GETTING NAKED AND RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

:D:D:D

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Argh!!! My eyes! My eyes!

right, my bed now beckons so I shall bid you all a fond farewell :)

Good night Sweet Ian! Keep happy!

Sweet dreams Scooby :p

It's The Cult, Katie, mind you I like Blue Oyster Cult, I wish I'd taken a chance to see them live.

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right, my bed now beckons so I shall bid you all a fond farewell :)

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Nos da Ian (Nos da - good night :)). Can I have a goodnight smooch? Pwease? Here's yours *mwah*

Sweet Soul Sister? Fire Woman? etc? That better???????

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Argh!!! My eyes! My eyes!

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yeah ok piyari so i really shouldnt be running round naked *puts on baggy trousers and huge fleece* and waddles around

woooooo

there, u happy :p

Yay! That's it Katie.

I am naked at the moment!

It's a good thing you have that warm fur then isn't it!?!?! :eek:

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yeah ok piyari so i really shouldnt be running round naked *puts on baggy trousers and huge fleece* and waddles around

woooooo

there, u happy :p

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Umm, you forgot the paper bag :p

j/k :p

Bonker, if you're still naked can I rub your fuzzy, soft tail?

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Umm, you forgot the paper bag :p

j/k :p

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oh damn almost forgot that

*puts on paper bag*

there thats much better, *sits in the corner on a stool and listens to some zeppelin*

My big feet could do with some lovin'

One pedicure and foot massage coming up! Anything for you my little hossenfeffer!

I'm off to bed now. 'Night

:cool:

I'm hitting the sack, night all!

Night, Vicky!

Night Bonker!!!!

Night bonker *mwah* night everyone else, there's a *mwah* here for u lot 2 :)

why am i so alone
i always wait by the phone
it never rings
when its does its my mum
speak loudly she does, and she sings
my praises
but my life has different phases
depression
hate
anger
confession
my life is apparantly a blessing
it seems like a curse
things appear to be gettin better
but really they are just gettin worse
and little by little
the wheels of my life have slowly fallen off
driving over the potholes of life
my mind is filled with strife
at time in self confident
as times self doubt run rife
sometimes i take a knife
and leave a mark
just to confirm im alive
everyday i strive to remain happy
but in the end i just feel crappy
all the girls i want
seem to slide out of reach
all my friends are forever trying to preach
"its not about looks"
they all exclaim
then why do they all make me feel hideous
my mind is so weak
it cannot harbour any thoughts that are insidious
i wish i was amphibious
i could swim under the sea
and leave there
so no one could bother me
and i would be free of pain
sometimes i watch TV and my brain
it cannot comprehend
the world turning a blind eye to the biggest terrorist of all
ariel sharon
****er i swear if i ever see you, from this earth you will be gone
that aint no macho bull****
i will lay you dead where you stand
if i die trying
well my exit will be grand
not a simple fade to black
but an explosion to red
sometimes i wish i was dead
sometimes i wish i was getting head
someone please help me
deliver me from pain
and help me grab the reigns
on my mind and straighten my path
back to normality
i need some sensibility
a stable person by my side
but i find on this journey alone must i ride
truely i am the ghostryder
a spider like elijah
i opened her up to see inside her
all i saw was him
nice and thin
chiseled looks
it was under the bridge i took
my life away
in a dream i had
it should have made me sad
but it made me smile
someone murder all paedophiles
they are the worst kind of scum
when i think about what they do
it makes me go numb
some may say thats dumb
but i say **** that
and NO im not black
i am asian
no im not malaysian
im a mutha****in asian
or as you would say a paki
dont dare think im wacky
i am no ones ****ing lacky
i am a lyrical terrorist
i like to forge like a blacksmith
i dont forge physical swords
i forge lyrical ones
to stab you
i wish i could get some guns
well maybe i dont
coz i probably wouldnt be here
to write this garbled collection of thoughts
i wish my bank account was full of noughts
proceeded by a one
ah **** this
im done

whatcha think katie??

I'm running low on sole coal :(

I'm running low on everything. S'pecially brain feed.

Morning Chaps and chapesses :)

hey :(

A little light shines again at the end of the tunnel. Let's hope it's not on fire :(

Hey Wally :(

Morning :)
Hey Vicky, why :( ?

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Hey Vicky, why :( ?

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Its because Waly isn't a happy bunny:(

Is it too early for a pun??

I'm crawling back up. Sorry that it takes so long :(

No problem mate - take it at your own pace. If you're half as bad as I am today, it's pretty damn ****ty.:(

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So you didn't notice the :( before Wallys post then? Typical bloke :p
How goes it my favourite duck?

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Hey Vicky, why :( ?

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I'm just feeling a little low today :(

I'm not too bad Stace, Just had some bad news last night, so everythings gone a bit weird. I'll keep quacking though. Everyone seems to be feeling blue today. I trust you're well?

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I'm OK, sorry to hear you've had bad news. I've got a job interview tomorrow morning, which is good :) although my husbands job is not quite as safe as we first thought when I decided to give this job bollox - so thats not so good :( Bit kind of inbetweeny today. But, I don't let the b*stards grind me down :):):)

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:( Hope your feeling better soon :)

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Thanks Stace *hugs* Good luck in your interview :)

Hiya Kids . . . sorry I'm late.

Good luck Stacy . . . . chin up RSingh and feel better soon Vicky...

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Hiya Kids . . . sorry I'm late.

Good luck Stacy . . . . chin up RSingh and feel better soon Vicky...

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Thankies *hugs*

cool, let's break a message-posting record :D
i've seen 20000 posts on 1 thread at another forum, this should be good too