wasn't laughing at you mate. hope you feel better soon fella :)
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wasn't laughing at you mate. hope you feel better soon fella :)
Bye everyone I'm off now.
See y'all
WiseGuy
Good morning everyone! I hope you're feeling better Wally and Vicky! I hope you're feeling something Ian ;)
Good MOrning Katie!!!!!!!!!! :) I'm a currently feeling rather hot on this swelteringly nice day, feeling a nice warm glow that my work situation is on the verge being sorted :) and I'm currently feeling one of the girls in the office as she has come over for some good o'le Ian-Lovin :p :D
How's my favorite chatting partner ?
Hi Katie!
I haven't been posting much today, there's too much interesting stuff to read :rolleyes:
My head is currently twice the normal size and as I'm not a man that's not a good thing ;) My stomache hates me but BOY did I have FUN getting into this shape!!!!!!!!
err.......I mean......drink is evil and should be banned! :p
I haven't had a drink for 64½ hours.
*holds out hands to see how much they are shaking*
LOL :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
err.......I mean......drink is evil and should be banned! :p
It's absolutley Boiling here in london today so I am definatley looking forward to the cold beers waiting for me at home :cool:
Good Afternoon Sir Bonker of Gudd, I salute you with three wet cabbages :cool:
6 1/2 hours :eek: Is that a record?!?!? I'd salute you with the hair of the dog but unfortunately they frown on that sort of thing at work.............rat bastards!
*accepts cabbages* :p
Yeah, it's warm here in Bradford Today, I'll be interesting to see what the prostitutes are wearing this evening :eek:
Good to see the Grammar Police on patrol, it's either you or Duncan ;)
It's a tough job around here! :D
Stop picking on me. I know all the admins email addreses *twidles thumbs* :( ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
It's a tough job around here! :D
Ahh Ian!! You wouldn't want to deprive me of life's simple pleasures would you? It's so easy to pick on you.......
.....you give me so much ammunition!!! ;) :D
Yes I do MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
unless we can come to some sort of arrangment ;)
I do appolagise about that last post, was just a reference to an earlier thread :)
You don't ever have to apologize to me Ian.....unless of course the apology involves candy, flowers and a nice bottle of wine ;)
Thank you Katie, your too Kind :). as for the Ammunition part, if I don't post you can't comment ;)
As I was saying earlier, my work situation should be sorted out in the next couple of weeks, so I am in a rather happy mood :)
glad to hear it!!! and how's my Bonker today?!?!?
*resisting temptation for obvious joke*Quote:
glad to hear it!!! and how's my Bonker today?!?!?
Goodness me! lots of dummys out of prams today.. and I haven't even see J4U yet
Never resist the temptation to make a joke!! I set 'em up...it's your duty to knock it down! ;)
I'm with Ranj on this one, must be the heat.
*Falls out of the window whilst ogling at a rather attractive lady walking bye in a rather fetching dress* ;)
but how will I know what to say or when to come?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Never resist the temptation to make a joke!! I set 'em up...it's your duty to knock it down! ;)
Trust me, you just will;)Quote:
Originally posted by Flustor
but how will I know ... when to come?
Boom Boom!!
I suggest holding off coming until the very last moment you can stand..........it's so much more satisfying that way! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Flustor
but how will I know when to come?
On such a lovely day, all I want to do is drink beer. Today should be a public beer holiday.
Ranj, have you got over your problem about ariiving early and that you come too soon ? must be a bastard for appointments :rolleyes: :D :p
Sounds good to me!!!!
It only happens when I visit you...sailor:pQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Ranj, have you got over your problem about ariiving early and that you come too soon ? must be a bastard for appointments :rolleyes: :D :p
Ian, fancy a post work pint??
I've told you before that I Know that I'm a damn sexy guy but your fetish with the cream cheese and vinagar is really off putting to say the least :( :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
It only happens when I visit you...sailor:p
see my above post, I'm not interested OK :mad: ;)Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Ian, fancy a post work pint??
I tell you what Matey, that sounds like the best Idea I have heard all day, Why Not :)
Met you at monument station?? What time do you finish??
be there for 5.30 good for you ?
[await's for very bad miss quote]What entrance ?[/await's for very bad miss quote]
[more ammo]The entrance with the great big pole and golden knob on top.[/more ammo] Next to the Fine Line. Be there!:D
I thought you'd want to enter at the backdoor!
Sorted, be there in 15 mins :cool:
:D
Yay - lager and ladies (if Ian's dressed up that is:p )
See ya there.
Where's my pint? :(
/Swoosh, slips one to Katie - a pint that is;)
RIght, I better get going, catch all you fine people later :)
thanks Ranj........here's something for your trouble
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
Evening all :)
Awww Thank you - speak to you tomorrow. I have to go and sort out the Baker boy.:cool:
Hey!
They're about to pull my connection at any moment :eek:
Good luck with that Ranj! :p
Hey ya Parksie!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Hey!
They're about to pull my knob at any moment :eek:
Your work sounds much better than mine!! ;)
I'm sure you'd love to be his manager(ess!)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Your work sounds much better than mine!! ;)
I sure would! I'd double his salary for starters..........if he performed favorably, of course ;)
I'm stalling from starting to write the crystal report from hell :(
I feel like running around the office with my cock hanging out :p :mad: :cool:
Sounds like fun!!! Take pictures for me would you?Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I feel like running around the office with my cock hanging out :p :mad: :cool:
Feel shattered :(
May not get here next couple of days. Hell, might not make it to work.
****ing **** frame of mind :mad:
and complaining again ... :(
Poor Wally!!!!!
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
:eek: Sounds like fun! Could you get me a position with you for work experience?;)Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I'm stalling from starting to write the crystal report from hell :(
I feel like running around the office with my cock hanging out :p :mad: :cool:
:( Wally! What happened to my hug? *is hurt*Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Feel shattered :(
May not get here next couple of days. Hell, might not make it to work.
****ing **** frame of mind :mad:
and complaining again ... :(
Which one were you thinking of? There's your bog-standard missionary that they offer, all the way up to the spectator sport class "Italian Chandelier" position :DQuote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
:eek: Sounds like fun! Could you get me a position with you for work experience?;)
Are you good with Chickens?
How 'bout the Batman and Catwoman position!!
Dammit Wally, Go on vacation. You need some R&R man ;)
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=953904Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
How 'bout the Batman and Catwoman position!!
Hmm, I'm not sure. As you're so much older, and more experienced in the world of work, what would you recommend?Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Which one were you thinking of? There's your bog-standard missionary that they offer, all the way up to the spectator sport class "Italian Chandelier" position :D
Bonker, course I am! I adore them! I can pluck them, stuff them, incinerate . . uh . . I mean cook them. They're especially nice with some black pepper :D Lol. Unless they're like my grandfather's bantam, who likes to drink champagne. Eating her would give you one helluva hangover!