Really? Whats it like?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I smoke salmon without filter :cool:
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Really? Whats it like?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I smoke salmon without filter :cool:
WORK Virus
There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the words 'This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better not be here when I get back.'
Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK to your trash can.
Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already corrupted your life!
Yeah!Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
(Me or Maki?)
Hi All :p
Hey Bonker, how are you?
Quote:
Form Letter For Rejecting Men
This goes out to any woman who’s had to reject any losers, which probably includes all women. Now you have a form letter to send out.
Form letter for women:
Dear (man's name)-
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:
Check those that apply:
___Your last name is objectionable. I can’t imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___Your first name is objectionable. It’s just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
___The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald’s reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.
___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.
___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.
___Your breasts are bigger than mine.
___Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can’t GET into my pants.
___You’re too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
___You’re too tall. I’m developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you.
___You have a hairy back.
___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
___You still live with your parents.
___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.
___ Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner.
___ Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
___The fact that you categorize the Pro Bowler’s Tour as "must see TV" demonstrated that you do not meet my intelligence requirements.
___ Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip.
___ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely,
Your Name
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Originally posted by Buck Danny, Fighter Pilot PhD. (deceased)
I'm off to see the Fat Lady ate St. Elms Square. Page me on my e-mail address if you don't need me and stay off my jet with your filthy hands.
Three pints and curry please and don't be too stingy on the salt, there's a good chap.
Cheerio !
Pfiew, it works !
Anyone familiar with the works of the Sisters of Mercy ?
Which cd should I get ? (Or none at all :D)
Evening all :)
This evening I will be mostly slapping my wrists :(
:cool:
Hey guys, have you seen the news! A plane crashed into the Pirelli skyscraper in Italy!
hi people angels here :) :) :)
Hey Angel, how are you?
fine, but bored.
Heard about that....what's the deal?Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Hey guys, have you seen the news! A plane crashed into the Pirelli skyscraper in Italy!
no big deal, vickys just excited bout it. Dunno why.
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
they (they)
they betray
I'm your only true friend now
they (they)
they'll betray
I'm forever there
what up people?? howz it goin down?? :D:D:D
Evening all :)
Evening people :)
no people on here mike ;)
I'm here, but I'm a pixie :)
I'm not, I'm just pissed off.Quote:
Originally posted by cosmic angel
no big deal, vickys just excited bout it. Dunno why.
whats up Vicky?
why pissed off piyari??
sup people??
Mornin' all :)
Moaning all :(
Wally, it's almost the weekend, you've got two whole days comming up where you don't have to deal with Data migration, so cheer up you miserable old git :)
I'll be beering myself into oblivion tonight :D
How's the job front ? Got any news ?
Yellow all . . . . s'Friday at last.
Ian how's the job front?
not quite as clear cut as I first thought. it seems that they are under-estimating their IT needs and they came back with an offer that my colleauge and I feel isn't substainable. so we are going to go back to them with another offer and if they turn that down, I shall be forced to find employment else where :)
Have a backup plan already then ?
/does the 6 o'clock dance ...
not really a back up plan as such, more a if this falls over I need to find somewhere else As I no longer want to work for my current employer period :(
Bin there, dun that, signed the guestbook ...
A drag isn't it ?
You'll find employment soon enough. I mean if they are willing to rehire a complete illogical buffoon such as me, you shouldn't have any problems at all :D
Or you could join me watching daytime telly? ;)
Stacey, I'd rather spend all day being a masseure for Anne Widdecombe than watch day time tele :eek: ;)
:eek: :eek: :eek: Tell me it's not so!!Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Stacey, I'd rather spend all day being a masseure for Anne Widdecombe than watch day time tele :eek: ;)
http://www.political.co.uk/annwiddec...s/gal020_t.jpg
it's a very close call, as both is equally sickening :D
I didn't think watching telly with me would be that bad :(:(
;)
I suppose that depends on the jelly :)Quote:
Originally posted by SjR
I didn't think watching jelly with me would be that bad :(:(
;)
I haven't got a problem with "the watching with you", that sound perfect :cool: ;) , more to do with the daytime part as I really can't stand day time tele :(
agreed - it's tripe!!
I should start looking for a job really :(
Hope it goes well with your offer anyway :):)
Or your job-hunting :):)
thanks stacey :) i'm sure it will turn out for the better in the end :)
Hope you can find a job also :)
When is their next tour by the way ?Quote:
You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
You say you want
Your story to remain untold
But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You say you'll give me
A highway with no one on it
Treasure just to look upon it
All the riches in the night
You say you'll give me
Eyes in a moon of blindness
A river in a time of dryness
A harbour in the tempest
But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You say you want
Your love to work out right
To last with me through the night
You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
Your story to remain untold
Your love not to grow cold
All the promises we break
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You...all I want is...
You...all I want is...
You...all I want is...
You...
This is the 38000th reply - do I get a medal?
Have a pint http://www.smilies.nl/eigen/bier.gif (post race currency)
Yaaayy http://www.smilies.nl/iconss/icone_orden02.gif
"medal.. ya ya ya ya yaa"
*Wheezy giggle*
Thanks girls - perfect for a dull Friday at work!:)
numbers ... sodding numbers again :(
But !
Tomorrow morning I'll be in Oblivion. What a prospect ...
Thats funny, as thats my destination. I'm starting off at 5. I might see you there - look for a guy with a carrot in his buttonhole.:DQuote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
numbers ... sodding numbers again :(
But !
Tomorrow morning I'll be in Oblivion. What a prospect ...
and curry stains on his shirt ? :D
That was a long time ago - I now wear a bib.:pQuote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
and curry stains on his shirt ? :D
Keep the beers ready !
The usual : 1 for you and 10 for me :p
Where do you get those smilies from?:confused:
http://www.smilies.nl/person/fro.gif - yeah baby
Smileys
En jij verstaat elk woord op die pagina ? :eek:
:eek: Really?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
En jij verstaat elk woord op die pagina ? :eek:
I haven't got a clue what they're saying either.. good site though http://www.smilies.nl/person/pfiade.gif
afternoon all :) howz things??
he said as he killed the post raceQuote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
afternoon all :) howz things??
nicked it from my joint-smoking mexican smile in the "Wher have you been" thread? ;):pQuote:
Hey Ahmachan, hows u? do u kno where this is from, I think it's islam, sorry if I get it wrong.
It's something like that, I think, I remembered it from primary, 6/7 years ago, so it's probably wrong!Quote:
There is no god, but Allah is it's messanger
Ahhhh so thats where she got it from - I nicked them from Flustor http://www.smilies.nl/elaine.gifQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
nicked it from my joint-smoking mexican smile in the "Wher have you been" thread? ;):p