here is an idea

Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something...

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".

Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was....

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".

Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for....

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".

Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for his own zipper and started to strip in synch with Parksie. SD with his demon senses tingling sensed that this thread was quickly headed down hill, leapt from the stage into the throng of women and made a dash for the door grabbing Katie on the way out. "Wait we can't leave them there" shouted Katie. "It's what they would have wanted", replied SD dragging her out. Once safely outside they peered in through a window. To their suprise and embrassement the two lads were now....

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to unbutton himself, when he found he was missing something. "Hey, someones nicked my solid gold watch!" he shouted. "Probably one of those many women", said SD shiftily as he quickly stuffed something in his pocket. "Solid gold you say? Just out of interest how much would you pay for a watch like that... hypothetically speaking of course?".

Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for his own zipper and started to strip in synch with Parksie. SD with his demon senses tingling sensed that this thread was quickly headed down hill, leapt from the stage into the throng of women and made a dash for the door grabbing Katie on the way out. "Wait we can't leave them there" shouted Katie. "It's what they would have wanted", replied SD dragging her out. Once safely outside they peered in through a window. To their suprise and embrassement the two lads were now heavily involved in a Disco Dance routine, and were singing in chorus "You can't stop the music. No one can stop the music....", really badly as it turned out. But strangely the women in the room had gone into a frenzy of throwing knickers up onto the stage and stripping.

Sd suddenly had an inspired thought, this was it the big break he had been looking foe, he would use Jethro and Parksie for the basis of a boy band. Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes.

Meanwhile katie had stormed back inside and grabbed the lads, who were getting into even more elaborate disco movements and had started on "Disco Duck", by the ears and marched them back outside.

"That's it l draw the line at disco," stormed Katie, "First chance we get it's Black Sabbath for the both of you".

"Let's think about this a moment," said SD, who was rubbing himself at the thought of money, "we could always...."

Just then they were interupted by a pair of trousers shooting over their heads. Apparently oblivious to everyone else Parksie was in a stripping frenzy. The only thing he had left on was a solid gold watch. Jethro ran up on the stage to retrieve the watch..or so we all thought. Instead of the watch Jethro began to reach for his own zipper and started to strip in synch with Parksie. SD with his demon senses tingling sensed that this thread was quickly headed down hill, leapt from the stage into the throng of women and made a dash for the door grabbing Katie on the way out. "Wait we can't leave them there" shouted Katie. "It's what they would have wanted", replied SD dragging her out. Once safely outside they peered in through a window. To their suprise and embrassement the two lads were now heavily involved in a Disco Dance routine, and were singing in chorus "You can't stop the music. No one can stop the music....", really badly as it turned out. But strangely the women in the room had gone into a frenzy of throwing knickers up onto the stage and stripping.

Sd suddenly had an inspired thought, this was it the big break he had been looking foe, he would use Jethro and Parksie for the basis of a boy band. Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes.

Meanwhile katie had stormed back inside and grabbed the lads, who were getting into even more elaborate disco movements and had started on "Disco Duck", by the ears and marched them back outside.

"That's it l draw the line at disco," stormed Katie, "First chance we get it's Black Sabbath for the both of you".

"Let's think about this a moment," said SD, who was rubbing himself at the thought of money, "we could always go to that britney spears concert, she is great"

"im afraid thats not gonna happen" said katie
"WHY??" the gang all ask
"look...." katie points 2 the door of the club, where ghostryder is standing there with britney spears's head in one hand and the chain in the other
"you killed a human"
"she was no human" ghost lifts her head up and shows the inside, she was a robot!!
katie decided to comment "damn spears, well im glad she is gone, now guys, lets all.....

Sd suddenly had an inspired thought, this was it the big break he had been looking foe, he would use Jethro and Parksie for the basis of a boy band. Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes.

Meanwhile katie had stormed back inside and grabbed the lads, who were getting into even more elaborate disco movements and had started on "Disco Duck", by the ears and marched them back outside.

"That's it l draw the line at disco," stormed Katie, "First chance we get it's Black Sabbath for the both of you".

"Let's think about this a moment," said SD, who was rubbing himself at the thought of money, "we could always go to that britney spears concert, she is great"

"im afraid thats not gonna happen" said katie
"WHY??" the gang all ask
"look...." katie points 2 the door of the club, where ghostryder is standing there with britney spears's head in one hand and the chain in the other
"you killed a human"
"she was no human" ghost lifts her head up and shows the inside, she was a robot!!
katie decided to comment "damn spears, well im glad she is gone, now guys, lets all work on improving this thread. No more robots or ***** enlargers. Unless of course the enlargers are used for light relief in an otherwise tense moment."

"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a........"

"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set.............

"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge.....

"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed.......

"Ok gang to the SD motor", shouted SD trying to move the thread into uncharted territory. He immediatly sprinted off to a shinning new car that had just been parked by the Valet.

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed that a large crowd of angry hamsters were building a human pyramid with the residents of the town, and at the top of the pyramid was.....

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed that a large crowd of angry hamsters were building a human pyramid with the residents of the town, and at the top of the pyramid was.....dennis!!
"help me guys!! the hamsters are smart, they have taken over the city!!"
katie shouted "c'mon guys, lets help him, he could help us find a humvee"
they gang moved into action......

Jethro took one look at the car, "Oh my god it's a porsche carrera gt!!"
everyone hopped in, apart from ghostryder, who got on his hellcycle. the gang then decided that they would all go on a road trip across america, since they were already on the west coast, they decided their final destination would be the m.o.p / black sabbath concert in central park, so they had 2 make it across the country in a fortnight (this of course allows time for small adventures along the way)
so off they set. After an hour or so, they met CyberSurfer at the side of the road, sitting on a really huge yak
"what r u doin man??"
"well i was going to new york for the m.o.p / black sabbath gig in new york when my yak broke down, ive called for a tow-truck but im still stuck here"
"its ok man, we can give u a lift, hop in to the porsche"
as cybersurfer hops in the gang realise that they are going to need a bigger vehicle, so dean makes a suggestion..
"lets get a humvee!!"
"ok, thats a good idea dean, when we r in the next town, we will 'acquire' a humvee, ok??"
with that they set off, the first town they came across was san diego, they entered the city, only to find the streets empty
"well this is odd" katie remarked
they continued to drive around looking for a humvee, parksie noticed that a large crowd of angry hamsters were building a human pyramid with the residents of the town, and at the top of the pyramid was.....dennis!!
"help me guys!! the hamsters are smart, they have taken over the city!!"
katie shouted "c'mon guys, lets help him, he could help us find a humvee"
they gang moved into action......

"Huh wait - how are we gonna kill all these rats?!" - said Jehtro

Just then they saw a hand coming from the wall right next to them.

"What the hell is that?" - said Parksie, with his voice slightly shaking. Around the hand the wall was distorted, like if it was water. Then an arm came out... and a head... and then all the rest. It was Jotaf! "Jotaf!!! What are you doing here?!"

"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."

"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"

"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."

"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"

"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"

"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I...

"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."

"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"

"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."

"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"

"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"

"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"

At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big...

"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."

"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"

"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."

"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"

"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"

"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"

At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.

The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to............

"Well, I too chose the red pill... or was it the blue one? Can't remember..."

"Ok ok... do you have any idea as to these rats?"

"Hehe, sorry for that... I just changed the matrix code a bit, didn't have an idea as to what it was and it seems that I have made the rats in this city increase 1000%."

"Then change it back! They're almost eating Dennis!"

"Well, just get me a computer and I'll change it back"

"Hey hey hey - I can mess with the matrix too, he almost destroyed a city once, what could he do now if we give him access to it again?" said Parksie, obviously feeling he was being left behind.

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"

At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.

The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."

With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.

"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to....

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY with CyberSurfer in close pursuit on his super-charged Yak.

Along the road they picked up two hitch-hikers who were...

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY with CyberSurfer in close pursuit on his super-charged Yak.

Along the road they picked up two hitch-hikers who were... Jeremy and his monkey Zsa-Zsa! "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing here?" said Jotaf. "Well, I was on my way to...

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY with CyberSurfer in close pursuit on his super-charged Yak.

Along the road they picked up two hitch-hikers who were... Jeremy and his monkey Zsa-Zsa! "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing here?" said Jotaf. "Well, I was on my way to deliver some PVC piping to Richard Gere, but he phoned and said he had run out of hamsters."

"Damn, " exclaimed Jethro, "We could have helped you out with that a little while ago. Hey, this Humvee has a drinks service.", Jethro reached below his seat and extracted two cases of beer, a bottle of tequilla, and some vodka girlie drink thing.

"So Parksie, what do ya want."

Parksie turned around, from playing eye spy with Dennis, "Well l could really use.....

"Ok, ok let's see what you can do". They gave Parksie a computer and watched him as he netered the matrix again. "Hurry up, hurry up!" said Dennis. They could no longer see him, he was completely covered with rats. Then something BIG happened. "Uh-oh...." said Parksie. "It seems that I have brought some cheesy biscuits with me from the strip joint. The rats, left the bleeding (but recoverable) body of Dennis and ran towards Parksie and the gang. Parksie yells "Oh sh*t here come the rats!"
At the same time, ricmitch_uk walks out of a bar with JoeCartoon, who yells "Those aren't rats they're hamsters! Here hamsters!!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his big life-sized picture of Richard Gere. This scared the hamsters so badly they ran to Florida to see King Jeb, the all-knowing, King of the Rodents.
The gang ran to Dennis to make sure that he was okay. "I'll be alright", said Dennis. "I just need to get rid of that damn picture of Richard Gere, he's just too damn scary. It's time to open a can of whup ass."
With the life-sized pic of Richard Gere burning in the background, Parksie pulls out his Vaio and reprogrammes the matrix, to include less rats and more naked women. Then barrk kicks his @$$ nicks his Vaio and removes the naked women.
"Awww!" said ricmitch_uk, "I was enjoying that. I was just about to ask those three swedish triplets if they wanted 2 get a room"
they hear a roar and turn to see ghostryder pull up in a HUGE humvee, he steps out....
"hey guys, here is ur humvee, get in, lets get movin, we only have 13 days left"
the guys jump in, and parksie hooks up his vaio into the car, and they use it to programme the matrix, and as a way of avoiding traffic
ghost is on his hellcycle, the gang are in the humvee. and they set off for NY with CyberSurfer in close pursuit on his super-charged Yak.

Along the road they picked up two hitch-hikers who were... Jeremy and his monkey Zsa-Zsa! "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing here?" said Jotaf. "Well, I was on my way to deliver some PVC piping to Richard Gere, but he phoned and said he had run out of hamsters."

"Damn, " exclaimed Jethro, "We could have helped you out with that a little while ago. Hey, this Humvee has a drinks service.", Jethro reached below his seat and extracted two cases of beer, a bottle of tequilla, and some vodka girlie drink thing.

"So Parksie, what do ya want."

Parksie turned around, from playing eye spy with Dennis, "Well l could really use some vodka girlie drink thing". The others looked at him shocked. Most of them, like Jotaf, didn't know what vodka girlie drink thing was 'cause they're not native americans/english, but "girlie" explains a lot of things.

Katie looked at him. Then he remembered that he wanted to impress her. "Huh, sorry, that's not what I meant. Tequilla? Vodka? BEER?! Is that the strongest drinks you have there?!!! That's for girls and kids. Don't you have...

"Damn, " exclaimed Jethro, "We could have helped you out with that a little while ago. Hey, this Humvee has a drinks service.", Jethro reached below his seat and extracted two cases of beer, a bottle of tequilla, and some vodka girlie drink thing.

"So Parksie, what do ya want."

Parksie turned around, from playing eye spy with Dennis, "Well l could really use some vodka girlie drink thing". The others looked at him shocked. Most of them, like Jotaf, didn't know what vodka girlie drink thing was 'cause they're not native americans/english, but "girlie" explains a lot of things.

Katie looked at him. Then he remembered that he wanted to impress her. "Huh, sorry, that's not what I meant. Tequilla? Vodka? BEER?! Is that the strongest drinks you have there?!!! That's for girls and kids. Don't you have any advocaat? you that really manly stuff (or so my boyfriend tells me)"

Meanwhile Robojamagei (who had been folded up into Parksies Pocket for further use in the story) unfolds himself and says "But wait didn't Jeremy and Zsa Zsa get crushed by that Piano? How on earth did you escape!?!" Jeremy Then says "Well, it's quite a funny Story.....

"Damn, " exclaimed Jethro, "We could have helped you out with that a little while ago. Hey, this Humvee has a drinks service.", Jethro reached below his seat and extracted two cases of beer, a bottle of tequilla, and some vodka girlie drink thing.

"So Parksie, what do ya want."

Parksie turned around, from playing eye spy with Dennis, "Well l could really use some vodka girlie drink thing". The others looked at him shocked. Most of them, like Jotaf, didn't know what vodka girlie drink thing was 'cause they're not native americans/english, but "girlie" explains a lot of things.

Katie looked at him. Then he remembered that he wanted to impress her. "Huh, sorry, that's not what I meant. Tequilla? Vodka? BEER?! Is that the strongest drinks you have there?!!! That's for girls and kids. Don't you have any advocaat? you that really manly stuff (or so my boyfriend tells me)"

Meanwhile Robojamagei (who had been folded up into Parksies Pocket for further use in the story) unfolds himself and says "But wait didn't Jeremy and Zsa Zsa get crushed by that Piano? How on earth did you escape!?!" Jeremy Then says "Well, it's quite a funny Story....."

Before Jeremy could launch into this however Dennis suddenly screamed.

"Check it out, we have got to go there!"

Blazened in lights, with strob affects beyond human endurance, was a sign proclaiming "Whup Ass World, the whippest kingdom of all. 5ks to turn off."

SD looked at Parksie, who looked at Katie, who looked at Jethro, who looked at SD.....after another few hundred pages of this, (damn must be a bug in there somewhere), SD stated "Lets go!"

When they arrived Whup Ass World seemed really strange. Entering through the main gate they were suddenly accosted by cartoon figures. But rather than Donald Duck et al, Whup Ass world had Mr Buttocks, Green PVC, and Harry the amazing disappearing gerbil.

'Whoa," claimed Dennis, "this place is amazing."

Katie spyed boutique shops, "Hmm we have a few minutes, l might just pop in and have a look around the shops", she stated after cleverly liflting Jeremy's Wallet

Sd looked at Jethro and in unison they claimed "Pub time!". Which just so it happended aloud them to head into the "Ye Oldee World Drink and Sports Bar", dragging Jeremy and Parksie with them.

THis left Ghost and Dennis who had spied a gigantic can of Whup Ass on the horizon. Ghost turned to Dennis and stated
"Well if Disney have their castle, l guess the can works."

Meanwhile, hidden away in his tower of doom, Kedaman and his evil sidekick Sam the giraffee watched preceedings.

"Now l have them separated, l can deal with them one by one. Muhahahahahahahaha."

Dennis and GHost had reached the giant can of Whup Ass only to find it shut.

"Ok that's it," stated Dennis grabbing Ghosts chain, "I'm going to open a can of whup ass here." So doing he advanced on the tin monster.

Just then Kedaman unleashed his robots of diaster who immediatly wheeled to attack the lads.

Meanwhile in the Yee Olde Pub.....

Katie spyed boutique shops, "Hmm we have a few minutes, l might just pop in and have a look around the shops", she stated after cleverly liflting Jeremy's Wallet

Sd looked at Jethro and in unison they claimed "Pub time!". Which just so it happended aloud them to head into the "Ye Oldee World Drink and Sports Bar", dragging Jeremy and Parksie with them.

THis left Ghost and Dennis who had spied a gigantic can of Whup Ass on the horizon. Ghost turned to Dennis and stated
"Well if Disney have their castle, l guess the can works."

Meanwhile, hidden away in his tower of doom, Kedaman and his evil sidekick Sam the giraffee watched preceedings.

"Now l have them separated, l can deal with them one by one. Muhahahahahahahaha."

Dennis and GHost had reached the giant can of Whup Ass only to find it shut.

"Ok that's it," stated Dennis grabbing Ghosts chain, "I'm going to open a can of whup ass here." So doing he advanced on the tin monster.

Just then Kedaman unleashed his robots of diaster who immediatly wheeled to attack the lads.

Meanwhile in the Yee Olde Pub Jethro was ordering drinks with little pink umbrellas for Parksie, Jeremy, SD and himself. The bartender looked at the foursome and announced.....

Katie spyed boutique shops, "Hmm we have a few minutes, l might just pop in and have a look around the shops", she stated after cleverly liflting Jeremy's Wallet

Sd looked at Jethro and in unison they claimed "Pub time!". Which just so it happended aloud them to head into the "Ye Oldee World Drink and Sports Bar", dragging Jeremy and Parksie with them.

THis left Ghost and Dennis who had spied a gigantic can of Whup Ass on the horizon. Ghost turned to Dennis and stated
"Well if Disney have their castle, l guess the can works."

Meanwhile, hidden away in his tower of doom, Kedaman and his evil sidekick Sam the giraffee watched preceedings.

"Now l have them separated, l can deal with them one by one. Muhahahahahahahaha."

Dennis and GHost had reached the giant can of Whup Ass only to find it shut.

"Ok that's it," stated Dennis grabbing Ghosts chain, "I'm going to open a can of whup ass here." So doing he advanced on the tin monster.

Just then Kedaman unleashed his robots of diaster who immediatly wheeled to attack the lads.

Meanwhile in the Yee Olde Pub Jethro was ordering drinks with little pink umbrellas for Parksie, Jeremy, SD and himself. The bartender looked at the foursome and announced "Why the hell do you want umbrellas in glasses of beer!"

Jethro nodded towards Parksie, "We've trying to get him over his rave club fixation. We have to do it gradually or he will revert to a nancy boy who drinks strange coloured things."

Cowgirl Katie, who had been browsing the elaborate boutique shopping, suddenly stopped admiring a ceramic bust of President Bush. There was something really wrong here, why were there no other shoppers, and what was so fascinating about a bust of a crusty President.

Meanwhile Ghost reviewed the approaching robots. "Time to really open a can of whup ass.". Dragging a chain saw, which strangely had a picture of Michael Jackson on it, he advancing on the robots.

"Hey anyone noticed that," stated Sd pointing over numerous empty jugs towards the bar's back wall.

Jeremy glanced over to see Ian spread eagled on the wall, only wearing a pair of speedos, and being ticked by a dwarf weilding a feather. "Now you don't see that everyday"

"Suppose we should rescue the guy," stated Jethro, who backed up the statement by pouring another glass of beer.

"naw, " stated a slightly glassy eye Parksie, "Lets first use these pink umbrellas to...

Meanwhile in the Yee Olde Pub Jethro was ordering drinks with little pink umbrellas for Parksie, Jeremy, SD and himself. The bartender looked at the foursome and announced "Why the hell do you want umbrellas in glasses of beer!"

Jethro nodded towards Parksie, "We've trying to get him over his rave club fixation. We have to do it gradually or he will revert to a nancy boy who drinks strange coloured things."

Cowgirl Katie, who had been browsing the elaborate boutique shopping, suddenly stopped admiring a ceramic bust of President Bush. There was something really wrong here, why were there no other shoppers, and what was so fascinating about a bust of a crusty President.

Meanwhile Ghost reviewed the approaching robots. "Time to really open a can of whup ass.". Dragging a chain saw, which strangely had a picture of Michael Jackson on it, he advancing on the robots.

"Hey anyone noticed that," stated Sd pointing over numerous empty jugs towards the bar's back wall.

Jeremy glanced over to see Ian spread eagled on the wall, only wearing a pair of speedos, and being ticked by a dwarf weilding a feather. "Now you don't see that everyday"

"Suppose we should rescue the guy," stated Jethro, who backed up the statement by pouring another glass of beer.

"naw, " stated a slightly glassy eye Parksie, "Lets first use these pink umbrellas to use as props while we sing "Easter Parade".

Jethro became very worried at that point and grabbed the umbrellas away from Parksie. "Snap out of it, son!", shouted Jethro. Just then the dwarf, tiring of torturing Ian, jumped out from around the bar and began to advance on them.

Katie arrived in the bar just in the nick of time and threw her hideous statue of W at the dwarf knocking him cold. "I knew that would come in handy", Katie said adding "That's probably the only useful thing to come out of the village idiot!"

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when.....

Meanwhile in the Yee Olde Pub Jethro was ordering drinks with little pink umbrellas for Parksie, Jeremy, SD and himself. The bartender looked at the foursome and announced "Why the hell do you want umbrellas in glasses of beer!"

Jethro nodded towards Parksie, "We've trying to get him over his rave club fixation. We have to do it gradually or he will revert to a nancy boy who drinks strange coloured things."

Cowgirl Katie, who had been browsing the elaborate boutique shopping, suddenly stopped admiring a ceramic bust of President Bush. There was something really wrong here, why were there no other shoppers, and what was so fascinating about a bust of a crusty President.

Meanwhile Ghost reviewed the approaching robots. "Time to really open a can of whup ass.". Dragging a chain saw, which strangely had a picture of Michael Jackson on it, he advancing on the robots.

"Hey anyone noticed that," stated Sd pointing over numerous empty jugs towards the bar's back wall.

Jeremy glanced over to see Ian spread eagled on the wall, only wearing a pair of speedos, and being ticked by a dwarf weilding a feather. "Now you don't see that everyday"

"Suppose we should rescue the guy," stated Jethro, who backed up the statement by pouring another glass of beer.

"naw, " stated a slightly glassy eye Parksie, "Lets first use these pink umbrellas to use as props while we sing "Easter Parade".

Jethro became very worried at that point and grabbed the umbrellas away from Parksie. "Snap out of it, son!", shouted Jethro. Just then the dwarf, tiring of torturing Ian, jumped out from around the bar and began to advance on them.

Katie arrived in the bar just in the nick of time and threw her hideous statue of W at the dwarf knocking him cold. "I knew that would come in handy", Katie said adding "That's probably the only useful thing to come out of the village idiot!"

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when Jethro suddenly got up, grabbed the dwarf, and throw him through a window.

"Hey that's not nice Jethro", stated Katie

"It's a national sport in OZ"

"But you could have caused some really damage doing that"

"Well yeah, we generally use safetly equipment", stated a sheepish Jethro

"What shin guards and helmets?"

"No clamps to hold the beer in place, in case of a misguided dwarf throw."

"Oh thats ok then," Katie seemed relieved, "by the way whatever happened to my horse. He seems to have....

Meanwhile in the Yee Olde Pub Jethro was ordering drinks with little pink umbrellas for Parksie, Jeremy, SD and himself. The bartender looked at the foursome and announced "Why the hell do you want umbrellas in glasses of beer!"

Jethro nodded towards Parksie, "We've trying to get him over his rave club fixation. We have to do it gradually or he will revert to a nancy boy who drinks strange coloured things."

Cowgirl Katie, who had been browsing the elaborate boutique shopping, suddenly stopped admiring a ceramic bust of President Bush. There was something really wrong here, why were there no other shoppers, and what was so fascinating about a bust of a crusty President.

Meanwhile Ghost reviewed the approaching robots. "Time to really open a can of whup ass.". Dragging a chain saw, which strangely had a picture of Michael Jackson on it, he advancing on the robots.

"Hey anyone noticed that," stated Sd pointing over numerous empty jugs towards the bar's back wall.

Jeremy glanced over to see Ian spread eagled on the wall, only wearing a pair of speedos, and being ticked by a dwarf weilding a feather. "Now you don't see that everyday"

"Suppose we should rescue the guy," stated Jethro, who backed up the statement by pouring another glass of beer.

"naw, " stated a slightly glassy eye Parksie, "Lets first use these pink umbrellas to use as props while we sing "Easter Parade".

Jethro became very worried at that point and grabbed the umbrellas away from Parksie. "Snap out of it, son!", shouted Jethro. Just then the dwarf, tiring of torturing Ian, jumped out from around the bar and began to advance on them.

Katie arrived in the bar just in the nick of time and threw her hideous statue of W at the dwarf knocking him cold. "I knew that would come in handy", Katie said adding "That's probably the only useful thing to come out of the village idiot!"

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when Jethro suddenly got up, grabbed the dwarf, and throw him through a window.

"Hey that's not nice Jethro", stated Katie

"It's a national sport in OZ"

"But you could have caused some really damage doing that"

"Well yeah, we generally use safetly equipment", stated a sheepish Jethro

"What shin guards and helmets?"

"No clamps to hold the beer in place, in case of a misguided dwarf throw."

"Oh thats ok then," Katie seemed relieved, "by the way whatever happened to my horse. He seems to have disappeared"

jethro (master of the dwarf throw) piped up "oh he is outside, ghost is going to race him against his hellcycle, he wants to see which is faster"

katie is intruiged and steps outside to watch, ghost is standing inbetween his cycle and her horse, "GO!!" he shouts

the horse sprints off while the cycle just stands there, motionless

katie laughs and says "hey ghost, the cycle wont move unless you are on it!!"

"oh yeah, well never mind, hey, do you have any halluceonagenic sugar?? its really good??"

"errrrrr, i dunno ghost, lets check in the.........

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when Jethro suddenly got up, grabbed the dwarf, and throw him through a window.

"Hey that's not nice Jethro", stated Katie

"It's a national sport in OZ"

"But you could have caused some really damage doing that"

"Well yeah, we generally use safetly equipment", stated a sheepish Jethro

"What shin guards and helmets?"

"No clamps to hold the beer in place, in case of a misguided dwarf throw."

"Oh thats ok then," Katie seemed relieved, "by the way whatever happened to my horse. He seems to have disappeared"

jethro (master of the dwarf throw) piped up "oh he is outside, ghost is going to race him against his hellcycle, he wants to see which is faster"

katie is intruiged and steps outside to watch, ghost is standing inbetween his cycle and her horse, "GO!!" he shouts

the horse sprints off while the cycle just stands there, motionless

katie laughs and says "hey ghost, the cycle wont move unless you are on it!!"

"oh yeah, well never mind, hey, do you have any halluceonagenic sugar?? its really good??"

"errrrrr, i dunno ghost, lets check in the sugar bowl"

katie licks the sugar, "well, its not sugar, and im not hallucinating"
"its cocaine!!" ghost beats up the bat owner with his chain while ian calls the fbi. within seconds they burst in the door and arrest the bar owner

"thanks guys, we have busted the largest drug cartel in world, and its all thanks to you guys, is their anything we can do for you??"

"well we are going to NY for the m.o.p black sabbath concert" SD chirply said while drinkin beer from the tap

"we can give you a lift if you want, what do you say??"

katie paused... "i guess we..........

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when Jethro suddenly got up, grabbed the dwarf, and throw him through a window.

"Hey that's not nice Jethro", stated Katie

"It's a national sport in OZ"

"But you could have caused some really damage doing that"

"Well yeah, we generally use safetly equipment", stated a sheepish Jethro

"What shin guards and helmets?"

"No clamps to hold the beer in place, in case of a misguided dwarf throw."

"Oh thats ok then," Katie seemed relieved, "by the way whatever happened to my horse. He seems to have disappeared"

jethro (master of the dwarf throw) piped up "oh he is outside, ghost is going to race him against his hellcycle, he wants to see which is faster"

katie is intruiged and steps outside to watch, ghost is standing inbetween his cycle and her horse, "GO!!" he shouts

the horse sprints off while the cycle just stands there, motionless

katie laughs and says "hey ghost, the cycle wont move unless you are on it!!"

"oh yeah, well never mind, hey, do you have any halluceonagenic sugar?? its really good??"

"errrrrr, i dunno ghost, lets check in the sugar bowl"

katie licks the sugar, "well, its not sugar, and im not hallucinating"
"its cocaine!!" ghost beats up the bat owner with his chain while ian calls the fbi. within seconds they burst in the door and arrest the bar owner

"thanks guys, we have busted the largest drug cartel in world, and its all thanks to you guys, is their anything we can do for you??"

"well we are going to NY for the m.o.p black sabbath concert" SD chirply said while drinkin beer from the tap

"we can give you a lift if you want, what do you say??"

katie paused... "i guess we... can't accept that. We already have our own vehicles, and that would ruin the whole story because we wouldn't have many more adventures, unless we had a car accident and you died."

"Ok, no problem. Anyway, here's a map and 1 000 000 dollars. That should be enought."

"Huh, guys, we should really go now. We need to go to that concert."

When they arrived to their vehicles, they saw Jotaf sitting there, talking to a cat. "Don't think you are. Become." The cat was yawnning and left to sleep somewhere else.

"JOTAF! What are you doing here? We didn't know you stayed in the car."

"Well, thank Jethro for that. He's the one that wanted me out of the story."

"Ok, lets vote. Who wants Jotaf out of the story? Maybe that's the right thing to do since he's not doing anything here" :p

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when Jethro suddenly got up, grabbed the dwarf, and throw him through a window.

"Hey that's not nice Jethro", stated Katie

"It's a national sport in OZ"

"But you could have caused some really damage doing that"

"Well yeah, we generally use safetly equipment", stated a sheepish Jethro

"What shin guards and helmets?"

"No clamps to hold the beer in place, in case of a misguided dwarf throw."

"Oh thats ok then," Katie seemed relieved, "by the way whatever happened to my horse. He seems to have disappeared"

jethro (master of the dwarf throw) piped up "oh he is outside, ghost is going to race him against his hellcycle, he wants to see which is faster"

katie is intruiged and steps outside to watch, ghost is standing inbetween his cycle and her horse, "GO!!" he shouts

the horse sprints off while the cycle just stands there, motionless

katie laughs and says "hey ghost, the cycle wont move unless you are on it!!"

"oh yeah, well never mind, hey, do you have any halluceonagenic sugar?? its really good??"

"errrrrr, i dunno ghost, lets check in the sugar bowl"

katie licks the sugar, "well, its not sugar, and im not hallucinating"
"its cocaine!!" ghost beats up the bat owner with his chain while ian calls the fbi. within seconds they burst in the door and arrest the bar owner

"thanks guys, we have busted the largest drug cartel in world, and its all thanks to you guys, is their anything we can do for you??"

"well we are going to NY for the m.o.p black sabbath concert" SD chirply said while drinkin beer from the tap

"we can give you a lift if you want, what do you say??"

katie paused... "i guess we... can't accept that. We already have our own vehicles, and that would ruin the whole story because we wouldn't have many more adventures, unless we had a car accident and you died."

"Ok, no problem. Anyway, here's a map and 1 000 000 dollars. That should be enought."

"Huh, guys, we should really go now. We need to go to that concert."

When they arrived to their vehicles, they saw Jotaf sitting there, talking to a cat. "Don't think you are. Become." The cat was yawnning and left to sleep somewhere else.

"JOTAF! What are you doing here? We didn't know you stayed in the car."

"Well, thank Jethro for that. He's the one that wanted me out of the story."

"Ok, lets vote. Who wants Jotaf out of the story? Maybe that's the right thing to do since he's not doing anything here"

SD immediately pipes up "I think JOTAF should stay, after all I really like the pink dress he's wearing :p. Here, have a sugar cube JOTAF."

"Only thing is", continued SD as JOTAF spaced out on the sugar, "The story is getting hard to keep track of, so I suggest we sell all the vehicles and buy that big happy bus over there."

So they sell all the various vehicles and buy the big happy bus. "Okay who knows how to drive a bus" asks Jethro. "Me, Me, Me" Shouts SD waving his hand in the air.

After about three minutes of SD crashing the gears Jethro comes up to see whats wrong. "I thought you said you knew how to drive a bus?"

"Well yes, but I lied. I am a demon after all. You should never believe anything I say. I haven't been able to tell the truth since that night with Claudia Schieffer."

"You spent the night with Claudia Schieffer?"

"No See what I mean."

"Okay", sighed Jethro in resignation, "Is there anyone else here who can drive a bus and who doesn't lie constantly?"

Katie, feeling much better, almost like having burned an effigy of the twit, ordered beers for everybody. The bartender was serving the last pint to SD when Jethro suddenly got up, grabbed the dwarf, and throw him through a window.

"Hey that's not nice Jethro", stated Katie

"It's a national sport in OZ"

"But you could have caused some really damage doing that"

"Well yeah, we generally use safetly equipment", stated a sheepish Jethro

"What shin guards and helmets?"

"No clamps to hold the beer in place, in case of a misguided dwarf throw."

"Oh thats ok then," Katie seemed relieved, "by the way whatever happened to my horse. He seems to have disappeared"

jethro (master of the dwarf throw) piped up "oh he is outside, ghost is going to race him against his hellcycle, he wants to see which is faster"

katie is intruiged and steps outside to watch, ghost is standing inbetween his cycle and her horse, "GO!!" he shouts

the horse sprints off while the cycle just stands there, motionless

katie laughs and says "hey ghost, the cycle wont move unless you are on it!!"

"oh yeah, well never mind, hey, do you have any halluceonagenic sugar?? its really good??"

"errrrrr, i dunno ghost, lets check in the sugar bowl"

katie licks the sugar, "well, its not sugar, and im not hallucinating"
"its cocaine!!" ghost beats up the bat owner with his chain while ian calls the fbi. within seconds they burst in the door and arrest the bar owner

"thanks guys, we have busted the largest drug cartel in world, and its all thanks to you guys, is their anything we can do for you??"

"well we are going to NY for the m.o.p black sabbath concert" SD chirply said while drinkin beer from the tap

"we can give you a lift if you want, what do you say??"

katie paused... "i guess we... can't accept that. We already have our own vehicles, and that would ruin the whole story because we wouldn't have many more adventures, unless we had a car accident and you died."

"Ok, no problem. Anyway, here's a map and 1 000 000 dollars. That should be enought."

"Huh, guys, we should really go now. We need to go to that concert."

When they arrived to their vehicles, they saw Jotaf sitting there, talking to a cat. "Don't think you are. Become." The cat was yawnning and left to sleep somewhere else.

"JOTAF! What are you doing here? We didn't know you stayed in the car."

"Well, thank Jethro for that. He's the one that wanted me out of the story."

"Ok, lets vote. Who wants Jotaf out of the story? Maybe that's the right thing to do since he's not doing anything here"

SD immediately pipes up "I think JOTAF should stay, after all I really like the pink dress he's wearing . Here, have a sugar cube JOTAF."

"Only thing is", continued SD as JOTAF spaced out on the sugar, "The story is getting hard to keep track of, so I suggest we sell all the vehicles and buy that big happy bus over there."

So they sell all the various vehicles and buy the big happy bus. "Okay who knows how to drive a bus" asks Jethro. "Me, Me, Me" Shouts SD waving his hand in the air.

After about three minutes of SD crashing the gears Jethro comes up to see whats wrong. "I thought you said you knew how to drive a bus?"

"Well yes, but I lied. I am a demon after all. You should never believe anything I say. I haven't been able to tell the truth since that night with Claudia Schieffer."

"You spent the night with Claudia Schieffer?"

"No See what I mean."

"Okay", sighed Jethro in resignation, "Is there anyone else here who can drive a bus and who doesn't lie constantly?"

"Well", CyberSurfer piped up, "I guess it's not all that different from driving a Yak, so I'll have a go! Now where's that map...Aha! Katie put it....."

"Only thing is", continued SD as JOTAF spaced out on the sugar, "The story is getting hard to keep track of, so I suggest we sell all the vehicles and buy that big happy bus over there."

So they sell all the various vehicles and buy the big happy bus. "Okay who knows how to drive a bus" asks Jethro. "Me, Me, Me" Shouts SD waving his hand in the air.

After about three minutes of SD crashing the gears Jethro comes up to see whats wrong. "I thought you said you knew how to drive a bus?"

"Well yes, but I lied. I am a demon after all. You should never believe anything I say. I haven't been able to tell the truth since that night with Claudia Schieffer."

"You spent the night with Claudia Schieffer?"

"No See what I mean."

"Okay", sighed Jethro in resignation, "Is there anyone else here who can drive a bus and who doesn't lie constantly?"

"Well", CyberSurfer piped up, "I guess it's not all that different from driving a Yak, so I'll have a go! Now where's that map...Aha! Katie put it someplace safe. She said that if we ever wanted to see it again we would all have to promise never to mention the village idiot in this thread ever again!" katie also made them paint the bus like the Electric Mayhem's bus on the Muppets. They all agreed and began to paint the bus. While everyone else was using spray paint to do this Jethro had to be different. He pulled out his.......

"Only thing is", continued SD as JOTAF spaced out on the sugar, "The story is getting hard to keep track of, so I suggest we sell all the vehicles and buy that big happy bus over there."

So they sell all the various vehicles and buy the big happy bus. "Okay who knows how to drive a bus" asks Jethro. "Me, Me, Me" Shouts SD waving his hand in the air.

After about three minutes of SD crashing the gears Jethro comes up to see whats wrong. "I thought you said you knew how to drive a bus?"

"Well yes, but I lied. I am a demon after all. You should never believe anything I say. I haven't been able to tell the truth since that night with Claudia Schieffer."

"You spent the night with Claudia Schieffer?"

"No See what I mean."

"Okay", sighed Jethro in resignation, "Is there anyone else here who can drive a bus and who doesn't lie constantly?"

"Well", CyberSurfer piped up, "I guess it's not all that different from driving a Yak, so I'll have a go! Now where's that map...Aha! Katie put it someplace safe. She said that if we ever wanted to see it again we would all have to promise never to mention the village idiot in this thread ever again!" katie also made them paint the bus like the Electric Mayhem's bus on the Muppets. They all agreed and began to paint the bus. While everyone else was using spray paint to do this Jethro had to be different. He pulled out his high pressure hose... unfortunately though it seemed a bit limp. "Katie!", he shouted, "Could you give me a hand with my hose, it's gone all limp and soft." Katie came over and agreed that it was nowhere near as stiff and rigid as a hose should be, she also commented that it might not reach the bus as it was a bit on the sort side.

Eventually the got the hose working, but the white paint would only come out in spurts. This tired Jethro immensly and he rolled over and went to sleep.

The others got on with painting the bus. SD, wo had never seen the Electric Mayhems bus just improvised as he went along and tried to make it look something like a cross between Scobby-doo's shaggin waggin and something that had just been electrocuted. The others all apparently had a much better idea as to what it was meant to look like. Katie described it as...

"Only thing is", continued SD as JOTAF spaced out on the sugar, "The story is getting hard to keep track of, so I suggest we sell all the vehicles and buy that big happy bus over there."

So they sell all the various vehicles and buy the big happy bus. "Okay who knows how to drive a bus" asks Jethro. "Me, Me, Me" Shouts SD waving his hand in the air.

After about three minutes of SD crashing the gears Jethro comes up to see whats wrong. "I thought you said you knew how to drive a bus?"

"Well yes, but I lied. I am a demon after all. You should never believe anything I say. I haven't been able to tell the truth since that night with Claudia Schieffer."

"You spent the night with Claudia Schieffer?"

"No See what I mean."

"Okay", sighed Jethro in resignation, "Is there anyone else here who can drive a bus and who doesn't lie constantly?"

"Well", CyberSurfer piped up, "I guess it's not all that different from driving a Yak, so I'll have a go! Now where's that map...Aha! Katie put it someplace safe. She said that if we ever wanted to see it again we would all have to promise never to mention the village idiot in this thread ever again!" katie also made them paint the bus like the Electric Mayhem's bus on the Muppets. They all agreed and began to paint the bus. While everyone else was using spray paint to do this Jethro had to be different. He pulled out his high pressure hose... unfortunately though it seemed a bit limp. "Katie!", he shouted, "Could you give me a hand with my hose, it's gone all limp and soft." Katie came over and agreed that it was nowhere near as stiff and rigid as a hose should be, she also commented that it might not reach the bus as it was a bit on the sort side.

Eventually the got the hose working, but the white paint would only come out in spurts. This tired Jethro immensly and he rolled over and went to sleep.

The others got on with painting the bus. SD, wo had never seen the Electric Mayhems bus just improvised as he went along and tried to make it look something like a cross between Scobby-doo's shaggin waggin and something that had just been electrocuted. The others all apparently had a much better idea as to what it was meant to look like. Katie described it as what you see when you're tripping on LSD, in a font of a 10,000 watt speaker blasting out Slipknot, and you're suffering from projectile vomiting.
"Hold up!", said Jethro, having woke up after the mention of LSD. "I'm getting confused here. Let's make a note of who's in this story right now." He pulled out his trusty notepad and wrote upon it:

Code:

---

Parksie
Katie
Dennis
Jethro
Jamegi
CyberSurfer
Ghost
Ric
SD
...

---

"Only thing is", continued SD as JOTAF spaced out on the sugar, "The story is getting hard to keep track of, so I suggest we sell all the vehicles and buy that big happy bus over there."

So they sell all the various vehicles and buy the big happy bus. "Okay who knows how to drive a bus" asks Jethro. "Me, Me, Me" Shouts SD waving his hand in the air.

After about three minutes of SD crashing the gears Jethro comes up to see whats wrong. "I thought you said you knew how to drive a bus?"

"Well yes, but I lied. I am a demon after all. You should never believe anything I say. I haven't been able to tell the truth since that night with Claudia Schieffer."

"You spent the night with Claudia Schieffer?"

"No See what I mean."

"Okay", sighed Jethro in resignation, "Is there anyone else here who can drive a bus and who doesn't lie constantly?"

"Well", CyberSurfer piped up, "I guess it's not all that different from driving a Yak, so I'll have a go! Now where's that map...Aha! Katie put it someplace safe. She said that if we ever wanted to see it again we would all have to promise never to mention the village idiot in this thread ever again!" katie also made them paint the bus like the Electric Mayhem's bus on the Muppets. They all agreed and began to paint the bus. While everyone else was using spray paint to do this Jethro had to be different. He pulled out his high pressure hose... unfortunately though it seemed a bit limp. "Katie!", he shouted, "Could you give me a hand with my hose, it's gone all limp and soft." Katie came over and agreed that it was nowhere near as stiff and rigid as a hose should be, she also commented that it might not reach the bus as it was a bit on the sort side.

Eventually the got the hose working, but the white paint would only come out in spurts. This tired Jethro immensly and he rolled over and went to sleep.

The others got on with painting the bus. SD, wo had never seen the Electric Mayhems bus just improvised as he went along and tried to make it look something like a cross between Scobby-doo's shaggin waggin and something that had just been electrocuted. The others all apparently had a much better idea as to what it was meant to look like. Katie described it as what you see when you're tripping on LSD, in a font of a 10,000 watt speaker blasting out Slipknot, and you're suffering from projectile vomiting.
"Hold up!", said Jethro, having woke up after the mention of LSD. "I'm getting confused here. Let's make a note of who's in this story right now." He pulled out his trusty notepad and wrote upon it:

Code:

---

Parksie
Katie
Dennis
Jethro
Jamegi
CyberSurfer
Ghost
Ric
SD
Jotaf98
...

---

Let's make a note of who's in this story right now." He pulled out his trusty notepad and wrote upon it:



code:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Parksie
Katie
Dennis
Jethro
Jamegi
CyberSurfer
Ghost
Ric
SD
Jotaf98
...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

With list in hand and the bus finally painted SD began to load everyone one the bus. Katie revealed her secret hiding place(down the front of her dress)the map was extracted and with CyberSurfer at the wheel they all headed off down the road.

Things were going well until a fight broke out between ghost and ric, who wanted to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Jethro and Katie who were demanding Black Sabbath. Sd had a suggestion. He said, "....

With list in hand and the bus finally painted SD began to load everyone one the bus. Katie revealed her secret hiding place(down the front of her dress)the map was extracted and with CyberSurfer at the wheel they all headed off down the road.

Things were going well until a fight broke out between ghost and ric, who wanted to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Jethro and Katie who were demanding Black Sabbath. Sd had a suggestion. He said, "Damn it, Chris wants to drive the big fun bus". Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be seen.

With list in hand and the bus finally painted SD began to load everyone one the bus. Katie revealed her secret hiding place(down the front of her dress)the map was extracted and with CyberSurfer at the wheel they all headed off down the road.

Things were going well until a fight broke out between ghost and ric, who wanted to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Jethro and Katie who were demanding Black Sabbath. Sd had a suggestion. He said, "Damn it, Chris wants to drive the big fun bus". Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be seen.
As the others started to look for Chris some of the effects of the sugar wore off Ric and Jethro, and they realised that the Backstreet Boys sucked @$$. They quickly put in a Black Sabbath CD.

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.:eek:

With list in hand and the bus finally painted SD began to load everyone one the bus. Katie revealed her secret hiding place(down the front of her dress)the map was extracted and with CyberSurfer at the wheel they all headed off down the road.

Things were going well until a fight broke out between ghost and ric, who wanted to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Jethro and Katie who were demanding Black Sabbath. Sd had a suggestion. He said, "Damn it, Chris wants to drive the big fun bus". Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be seen.
As the others started to look for Chris some of the effects of the sugar wore off Ric and Jethro, and they realised that the Backstreet Boys sucked @$$. They quickly put in a Black Sabbath CD.

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

With list in hand and the bus finally painted SD began to load everyone one the bus. Katie revealed her secret hiding place(down the front of her dress)the map was extracted and with CyberSurfer at the wheel they all headed off down the road.

Things were going well until a fight broke out between ghost and ric, who wanted to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Jethro and Katie who were demanding Black Sabbath. Sd had a suggestion. He said, "Damn it, Chris wants to drive the big fun bus". Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be seen.
As the others started to look for Chris some of the effects of the sugar wore off Ric and Jethro, and they realised that the Backstreet Boys sucked @$$. They quickly put in a Black Sabbath CD.

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter :)", replied SD.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers...

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter ", replied SD.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Stop staring!" said SD's mom, who was wearing a skin tight catsuit and looked absolutly stunning. Katie turned away in disgust. SD's Mom whose name was Saddam Hussain, smiled revealing a mouth full of bright white fangs.

"What the..." said Ric

"Fanfy dreff" said Saddam, "we're having a party..." pause, "there's free beer." A stampede of thirsty men ran towards the castle. Katie however, who was wiser than that...

With list in hand and the bus finally painted SD began to load everyone one the bus. Katie revealed her secret hiding place(down the front of her dress)the map was extracted and with CyberSurfer at the wheel they all headed off down the road.

Things were going well until a fight broke out between ghost and ric, who wanted to listen to the Backstreet Boys and Jethro and Katie who were demanding Black Sabbath. Sd had a suggestion. He said, "Damn it, Chris wants to drive the big fun bus". Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be seen.
As the others started to look for Chris some of the effects of the sugar wore off Ric and Jethro, and they realised that the Backstreet Boys sucked @$$. They quickly put in a Black Sabbath CD.

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter ", replied SD.

So they made their way along the very steep sided path to the castle, with the thunder booming around them and Jethro and Parksie having a 'who can fart the loudest' competition. Halfway up the cliff a wheel fell off the bus, so Parksie (who was in a strange mood after the sugar, reprogrammed the matrix again so that their bus they had spent so long painting, turned into a Flintstone style bus, with evryon having to run barefoot up the craggy path. As they approached the mansion which looked strangly like the house from 'Day of the Tenticle' and 'Maniac Mansion', they heard an ear pearcing scream from within.

"Yip, that'll be the vindaloo curry again" said SD sagely.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers...

So they made their way along the very steep sided path to the castle, with the thunder booming around them and Jethro and Parksie having a 'who can fart the loudest' competition. Halfway up the cliff a wheel fell off the bus, so Parksie (who was in a strange mood after the sugar, reprogrammed the matrix again so that their bus they had spent so long painting, turned into a Flintstone style bus, with evryon having to run barefoot up the craggy path. As they approached the mansion which looked strangly like the house from 'Day of the Tenticle' and 'Maniac Mansion', they heard an ear pearcing scream from within.

"Yip, that'll be the vindaloo curry again" said SD sagely.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Wow, your Mum's a real looker!", said Jethro. "Hey, you, shut up, Jethro. That's me Dad", yelled SD.

Hold up
This is getting confused let's start this bit again from here:

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter ", replied SD.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Stop staring!" said SD's mom, who was wearing a skin tight catsuit and looked absolutly stunning. Katie turned away in disgust. SD's Mom whose name was Saddam Hussain, smiled revealing a mouth full of bright white fangs.

"What the..." said Ric

"Fanfy dreff" said Saddam, "we're having a party..." pause, "there's free beer." A stampede of thirsty men ran towards the castle. Katie however, who was wiser than that...

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter ", replied SD.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Stop staring!" said SD's mom, who was wearing a skin tight catsuit and looked absolutly stunning. Katie turned away in disgust. SD's Mom whose name was Saddam Hussain, smiled revealing a mouth full of bright white fangs.

"What the..." said Ric

"Fanfy dreff" said Saddam, "we're having a party..." pause, "there's free beer." A stampede of thirsty men ran towards the castle. Katie however, who was wiser than that decided to investigate why Chris was trying to jump start the bus." I'm trying to leave because I broke more bones than first thought" came the reply. With that, he motored towards the nearest hospital leaving a trail of think rubber and blue smoke in his wake...

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter ", replied SD.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Stop staring!" said SD's mom, who was wearing a skin tight catsuit and looked absolutly stunning. Katie turned away in disgust. SD's Mom whose name was Saddam Hussain, smiled revealing a mouth full of bright white fangs.

"What the..." said Ric

"Fanfy dreff" said Saddam, "we're having a party..." pause, "there's free beer." A stampede of thirsty men ran towards the castle. Katie however, who was wiser than that decided to investigate why Chris was trying to jump start the bus." I'm trying to leave because I broke more bones than first thought" came the reply. With that, he motored towards the nearest hospital leaving a trail of think rubber and blue smoke in his wake

ghost (who didnt go in because he doesnt drink) and katie decided to explore the castle, and see if they can find anything odd. ghost gives katie his 12 inch steel pole as a weapon, while he holds his huge steel chain

"lets go ghosty" katie said as they entered the castle through a crack in the mountain, they are exploring the caves underneath the castle

back in hall, all of the rest of the guys are having a marry old time drinking and shouting; jethro piped up "hey, ive got an idea, lets tie dennis up and take turns opening a can of whupp ass on him"

"whats the point of that??" asked SD (who's demon physiolagy meant he wasnt as drunk as everyone else"

jethro looked incensed.. "what did you say about my mother??"
"huh, what?? no i said..."
"SHUT UP!!!!!, ILL KILL YOU!!!!" extremley drunk jethro lunged at SD with his glass, but of course he missed completlety and hit a statue of richard nixon
"oh my god, im so sorry mr nixon" jethro was crying at the foot of the statue. "please forgive me!!"
the rest of the gang carried on drinking and laughing

meanwhile in the caves, ghost notices that there are bats everywhere, so they stick low so the bats dont notice them, but then they are attacked by a huge.............

Suddenly Parksie screamed (like a girlie, SD hit him for that), as he saw Chris's body lying on the road behind the bus. He had been skateboarding and holding on to the bus, when he hit a very small bug and tripped, letting go of the 140mph supercharged bus.

CyberSurfer stopped the bus and they ran back and collected Chris. He wasn't hurt too badly as he is usually so full of beans that he bounces well. They all piled back into the bus and went on their merry way.

All was well until they spotted a dark and forbidding castle on a craggy hill in the distance. SD said, "Hey, let's pop in and see if me Mum and Dad are in." "They live here???", said Katie. SD asked her where else a demon's parents would live. Katie said, "Hell if I know".

"Quite right, but this is kind of a holiday home. They come here in the summer to give a certain US president (who's name shall not be spoken out loud) lessons in morality and how to keep agreements.", said SD.

"How do they get here from Hell?", asked Ghost.

"Oh, thats easy, they take the Hell-icopter ", replied SD.

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Stop staring!" said SD's mom, who was wearing a skin tight catsuit and looked absolutly stunning. Katie turned away in disgust. SD's Mom whose name was Saddam Hussain, smiled revealing a mouth full of bright white fangs.

"What the..." said Ric

"Fanfy dreff" said Saddam, "we're having a party..." pause, "there's free beer." A stampede of thirsty men ran towards the castle. Katie however, who was wiser than that decided to investigate why Chris was trying to jump start the bus." I'm trying to leave because I broke more bones than first thought" came the reply. With that, he motored towards the nearest hospital leaving a trail of think rubber and blue smoke in his wake

ghost (who didnt go in because he doesnt drink) and katie decided to explore the castle, and see if they can find anything odd. ghost gives katie his 12 inch steel pole as a weapon, while he holds his huge steel chain

"lets go ghosty" katie said as they entered the castle through a crack in the mountain, they are exploring the caves underneath the castle

back in hall, all of the rest of the guys are having a marry old time drinking and shouting; jethro piped up "hey, ive got an idea, lets tie dennis up and take turns opening a can of whupp ass on him"

"whats the point of that??" asked SD (who's demon physiolagy meant he wasnt as drunk as everyone else"

jethro looked incensed.. "what did you say about my mother??"
"huh, what?? no i said..."
"SHUT UP!!!!!, ILL KILL YOU!!!!" extremley drunk jethro lunged at SD with his glass, but of course he missed completlety and hit a statue of richard nixon
"oh my god, im so sorry mr nixon" jethro was crying at the foot of the statue. "please forgive me!!"
the rest of the gang carried on drinking and laughing

meanwhile in the caves, ghost notices that there are bats everywhere, so they stick low so the bats dont notice them, but then they are attacked by a huge Inflatable Ingrid. "Oh no", cried Parksie, "She's back to kill me!!!" SD piped up, "She's not here to kill you parksie, she's here to........"

They approached the gates of the castle and were surprised to see two huge knockers. "Stop staring!" said SD's mom, who was wearing a skin tight catsuit and looked absolutly stunning. Katie turned away in disgust. SD's Mom whose name was Saddam Hussain, smiled revealing a mouth full of bright white fangs.

"What the..." said Ric

"Fanfy dreff" said Saddam, "we're having a party..." pause, "there's free beer." A stampede of thirsty men ran towards the castle. Katie however, who was wiser than that decided to investigate why Chris was trying to jump start the bus." I'm trying to leave because I broke more bones than first thought" came the reply. With that, he motored towards the nearest hospital leaving a trail of think rubber and blue smoke in his wake.

Katie decided what the hell, she should could an eye on the boys who were well known for doing some very strange things while drunk.

SD was showing the lager holding lads his former bedroom. "And this is where l first invented WIndows and turned the world into hell incarnate."

"Er, Sd man like l don't want to upset you or anything", stammered Jethro who was worried that his can of lager might run out, "but why did you have a fluffy bedspread with a picture of Posh Spice on it. And l mean your posters". The lads looked around and gasped, behind a display cabinet holding SD's collection of freaked out Barbie dolls, was a poster of...

you missed a couple jethro...go back a page...

Katie decided what the hell, she should could an eye on the boys who were well known for doing some very strange things while drunk.

SD was showing the lager holding lads his former bedroom. "And this is where l first invented WIndows and turned the world into hell incarnate."

"Er, Sd man like l don't want to upset you or anything", stammered Jethro who was worried that his can of lager might run out, "but why did you have a fluffy bedspread with a picture of Posh Spice on it. And l mean your posters". The lads looked around and gasped, behind a display cabinet holding SD's collection of freaked out Barbie dolls, was a poster of The Hansens.

"That's really my sisters", stammered SD. The fact that he didn't have a sister didn't escape Katie's notice but the others were too wasted to question it further. Trying to ease SD out of the situation Katie suggested they go outside for a swim in the pool. "But I didn't bring my suit", protested Parksie. Jethro smacked him on the back of head and said........

Dunno why I bother

Katie decided what the hell, she should could an eye on the boys who were well known for doing some very strange things while drunk.

SD was showing the lager holding lads his former bedroom. "And this is where l first invented WIndows and turned the world into hell incarnate."

"Er, Sd man like l don't want to upset you or anything", stammered Jethro who was worried that his can of lager might run out, "but why did you have a fluffy bedspread with a picture of Posh Spice on it. And l mean your posters". The lads looked around and gasped, behind a display cabinet holding SD's collection of freaked out Barbie dolls, was a poster of The Hansens.

"That's really my sisters", stammered SD. The fact that he didn't have a sister didn't escape Katie's notice but the others were too wasted to question it further. Trying to ease SD out of the situation Katie suggested they go outside for a swim in the pool. "But I didn't bring my suit", protested Parksie. Jethro smacked him on the back of head and said, "Dunno why I bother...

That's not what I was referring to

ghost and katie are still in the caverns, but katie notices a huge stick poking up out of the ground.
"what shall we do??" ghost asked
"well ill just do what i do everytime i see a huge stick poking up, i give a good tug!!!"
katie tugs at the stick, and a secret door opens, they venture in and discover the secret entrance to SDs old bedroom

back in the castle SD was showing the lager holding lads his former bedroom. "And this is where l first invented WIndows and turned the world into hell incarnate."

"Er, Sd man like l don't want to upset you or anything", stammered Jethro who was worried that his can of lager might run out, "but why did you have a fluffy bedspread with a picture of Posh Spice on it. And l mean your posters". The lads looked around and gasped, behind a display cabinet holding SD's collection of freaked out Barbie dolls, was a poster of The Hansens.

"That's really my sisters", stammered SD. The fact that he didn't have a sister didn't escape Katie's notice but the others were too wasted to question it further. Trying to ease SD out of the situation Katie suggested they go outside for a swim in the pool. "But I didn't bring my suit", protested Parksie. Jethro smacked him on the back of head and said "dunno why i bother sometimes.... just get in!!!" with that, jethro shoves SD in the pool

so all the gang start to have fun in the pool, apart from ghost who was looking at a misterious female figure standing on a balcony high above

SD shouted to ghost "hey man, thats my..........

ghost and katie are still in the caverns, but katie notices a huge stick poking up out of the ground.
"what shall we do??" ghost asked
"well ill just do what i do everytime i see a huge stick poking up, i give a good tug!!!"
katie tugs at the stick, and a secret door opens, they venture in and discover the secret entrance to SDs old bedroom

back in the castle SD was showing the lager holding lads his former bedroom. "And this is where l first invented WIndows and turned the world into hell incarnate."

"Er, Sd man like l don't want to upset you or anything", stammered Jethro who was worried that his can of lager might run out, "but why did you have a fluffy bedspread with a picture of Posh Spice on it. And l mean your posters". The lads looked around and gasped, behind a display cabinet holding SD's collection of freaked out Barbie dolls, was a poster of The Hansens.

"That's really my sisters", stammered SD. The fact that he didn't have a sister didn't escape Katie's notice but the others were too wasted to question it further. Trying to ease SD out of the situation Katie suggested they go outside for a swim in the pool. "But I didn't bring my suit", protested Parksie. Jethro smacked him on the back of head and said "dunno why i bother sometimes.... just get in!!!" with that, jethro shoves SD in the pool

so all the gang start to have fun in the pool, apart from ghost who was looking at a misterious female figure standing on a balcony high above

SD shouted to ghost "hey man, thats not what l was referring to when l said mix with my family, that's the really strange chick who lives next door."

"Hey SD what's with all the dead bodies in the pool", asked Parksie

"Er Parksie they're dummies"

"Yeah they have to be dumb to drown"

"No they're store dummies"

"Ok so they are dumb enough to shop and then drown"

"No, no, no they aren't real people"

"Yeah l know, they're dead people"

"So what's the Story with the Hansen Poster SD", ask Jethro trying to stall the conversation which had gone on too long.

"Er, you know how Mama Cass died eating a sandwiche, well guess what her idea of hell was. Had to have something to remember the look on her face."

Just then there was a scream from katie, "Ghost don't you dare pull that thing out, that young lady does not want to see your.....

so all the gang start to have fun in the pool, apart from ghost who was looking at a misterious female figure standing on a balcony high above

SD shouted to ghost "hey man, thats not what l was referring to when l said mix with my family, that's the really strange chick who lives next door."

"Hey SD what's with all the dead bodies in the pool", asked Parksie

"Er Parksie they're dummies"

"Yeah they have to be dumb to drown"

"No they're store dummies"

"Ok so they are dumb enough to shop and then drown"

"No, no, no they aren't real people"

"Yeah l know, they're dead people"

"So what's the Story with the Hansen Poster SD", ask Jethro trying to stall the conversation which had gone on too long.

"Er, you know how Mama Cass died eating a sandwiche, well guess what her idea of hell was. Had to have something to remember the look on her face."

Just then there was a scream from katie, "Ghost don't you dare pull that thing out, that young lady does not want to see your 12 inch steel pole!!!"

"aw come on katie, looks its really big"

"well it is rather large, here let me play with it"

so katie grabs ghosts pole and begins swinging it around, the young lady seems quite enamoured by the size of the weapon

"hey ghost!! have some binoculars" SD handed ghost a pair
"why"
"so you can see what she looks like"
"oh cool, ok, ill have a look"
so ghost looked up and smiled when he saw that the girl looked just like.........

so all the gang start to have fun in the pool, apart from ghost who was looking at a misterious female figure standing on a balcony high above

SD shouted to ghost "hey man, thats not what l was referring to when l said mix with my family, that's the really strange chick who lives next door."

"Hey SD what's with all the dead bodies in the pool", asked Parksie

"Er Parksie they're dummies"

"Yeah they have to be dumb to drown"

"No they're store dummies"

"Ok so they are dumb enough to shop and then drown"

"No, no, no they aren't real people"

"Yeah l know, they're dead people"

"So what's the Story with the Hansen Poster SD", ask Jethro trying to stall the conversation which had gone on too long.

"Er, you know how Mama Cass died eating a sandwiche, well guess what her idea of hell was. Had to have something to remember the look on her face."

Just then there was a scream from katie, "Ghost don't you dare pull that thing out, that young lady does not want to see your 12 inch steel pole!!!"

"aw come on katie, looks its really big"

"well it is rather large, here let me play with it"

so katie grabs ghosts pole and begins swinging it around, the young lady seems quite enamoured by the size of the weapon

"hey ghost!! have some binoculars" SD handed ghost a pair
"why"
"so you can see what she looks like"
"oh cool, ok, ill have a look"
so ghost looked up and smiled when he saw that the girl looked just like... a GHOST!

Katie shouted "Ghost Ryder, don't you even dare do to her what you did to that ghost in the 3rd page or so!"

Ghost Ryder had a strange smile on his face when he replied "Nah, don't worry Katie, I was just gonna...