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We each have our own Webpage that we ow ourselves, so then you have to find the others. I won't give you links, too...
That's not in Australia, you must be thinking Angola which is where he may be from.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Try speaking to him in his native language:
As doações lucrativo? : Are the donations lucrative? (Angolan)
Or
Ilu wo loti wa? : Where are you from? (Yoruba - a major Nigerian language)
Freddie? He was from Zanzibar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spetnik
Nini ni Malkia yako wimbo favourite? : What is your favourite Queen song? (in Swahili)
I'm from Australia with an Italian background...
I don't believe you. I thought it had been established that you are Nigerian, or Angolan or Zanzibari, and that your applications automatically donate to you after they have been downloaded which is very lucrative for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
I once wrote a baking algorithm. After downloading it would automatically donut. Is that the same thing?
Are you trying to tell me that you collaborated with ThEiMp as a subordinate or view yourself as an independent competing organisation?Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
The only thing I'm trying to tell anyone is that I really... REALLY like cake.
No, THIS is from Australia with an Italian background:Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Attachment 96377
That's some funny chit, right there!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spetnik
Laugh?! I nearly chat.
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Originally Posted by SJWhiteley
LOOOOOOOOOL I can't even.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I find it hard to believe that didn't get a rise out of anybody. Maybe folks here are too well-bread to be into doughnuts. Or perhaps your humor was only half-baked.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Sorry I was busy photoshopping kangaroos on the leaning tower of pisaQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Piza, isn't it???
If you translate ThEiMp's sig it states:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
"Do you wish to do unpaid work for me??? If so, the PM me on this Forum, and then we can get to work, programming for the future of computers go by the name of ThEiMp."
When Dex confessed that he also produces code that automatically donuts after being downloaded I presumed that he had followed the instructions and joined ThEiMp working on the future of computers that automatically donut and go by his name; even more compelling is that he has since admitted to a baking addiction:It seems to me that Dex could be taking over the European arm of ThEiMp's donut empire.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
@ThEiMp how is the rest of the organisation going?
Nope. You don't speak English, remember?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Well I need a special army of computer programmers, so to speak. To help me in the north, so that we can do better programs together, instead of having just the one department. Oh yes there are others doing their own projects. But there's: Tim, Anthony, Martin, Jordan, David and Me...
I thought I'd jam more puns into my response than you but I glazed over with the effort. That's not the hole story though.Quote:
I find it hard to believe that didn't get a rise out of anybody. Maybe folks here are too well-bread to be into doughnuts. Or perhaps your humor was only half-baked
Just make sure you don't put your head office in a volcano, that's all I'm saying.Quote:
Well I need a special army of computer programmers
Is there a specific reason why he shouldn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
lol, funny so funny. I cannot believe it!!
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
The volcano part, dude...
What's a volcano? Is it Nigerian?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
See My Sig :)Quote:
Is there a specific reason why he shouldn't?
Yes... but with an Italian background.Quote:
What's a volcano? Is it Nigerian?
Kiss the lava!Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Attachment 96419Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Where are you getting these images from, the net???
Where did you learn this language from, google?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
That was perfect english though, minus the extra two question marks. We should celebrate in a deed, in deed, indeed.
That ???, is my unoffical trademark of mine...
Yes, my net. I catch them in my net:Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
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Nope, he ended his sentence with a preposition.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebuffalo
norfQuote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
norf
Isn't that the unofficial symbol for a question in javascript?
Where is this 60kb office application? Can I run it on my 5.25" disk?
norf
noRf souf eaf wefQuote:
Originally Posted by Spetnik
Nope, you are still not making any sense and imaginary people don't count. I was talking about the rest of your organisation which involves selling legal drugs such as alcohol and cigarettes in your bars named Am-bar from Zanzi-bar which is your surname and that you are extremely keen on expanding into the illicit substances business by adding a dickso into all of your Zanzi-bars. Also, because you cannot speak English, we are trying to speak to you in your native tongue which is probably Swahili:Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Nini maswali mada mamba? How long before the dicksos open?
Te, una soseji yuma yuma? Have you got a good supplier?
@Funky: are you only doing donuts or biscuits too?
Nope, you are thinking of Sing sharp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
That depends, how much do you have in your paypal account?Quote:
Originally Posted by JuggaloBrotha
Oh, biscuits are of huge importance. Obviously you can enjoy a nice cup of tea without one but it's a bit like alcohol free lager... ultimately a bit pointless. I recommend an Abbey Crunch.Quote:
@Funky: are you only doing donuts or biscuits too?
Well right now it's about 1.07Mb, cause I have imported it into Adobe Director, cause of the fact that I can get it to work on a MAC using an ActiveX Toolkit that I have found on the Internet. So then it works by working around the ActiveX and then lets them work on a MAC, so then you don't need Adobe AIR or Flash to get it to work with an ActiveX Control Object...
norfQuote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Well you can't have a funky dikso without any dikso biscuits and McVitie's have made some classics and Abbey Crunch are arguably one of best of all time; what makes them so good? Well it must be the Oatzzz (if you watch closely you will notice a magpie in the background): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSn1t1eFChIQuote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
You should also think of stocking some of the McVitie's Rich Tea biscuits - 1700 of which were used to make a groom's cake at Prince William's wedding reception. You could stamp a giant crown on those scrumptious morsels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKIQRffpVmw
I get one occasionally after heavy exercise but I just take a quick shower.Quote:
you can't have a funky dikso
Well well well it looks to me like you have grown a rather large dikso; how big do you think it will be when you are finished?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
Absolutely, for a lot of people a funky dikso is the only form of exercise they get all week, so you can think of your biscuits as a sort of well public service if you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
A funky disko at the Zanzi-bar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMX670-lR4o
Dear Richard,
That marquee at the bottom of your page is really hard to read, but I gather from it that you’ve added support for x128 architectures (like… the XBOX 360 or something else) to Windows SX and its IDE/Browser/Antivirus/Office suite in 60KB.
Is it open-source?
Sincerely,
norf
norfQuote:
Originally Posted by ThEiMp
I just realized. I have a doctor's appointment.
Impire.
On a serious note, ThEiMp, what did MS say about your Office Application Suite? Did you send it to them?
I seem to cannot send OCX, DLL and EXE to their email address. So then I just have to snail mail it to them...
Well right now it became alot bigger than just 60kb, because of PC and MAC Support. MAC Support adds about 635kb to the EXE File's Application Folder. Cause of a Folder that is packaged with it to make it support the MAC OS X operating system...
Well I haven't just as yet given it to them because it's not finished, as such...
How about upload it somewhere? Also, it's not as if they're going to trust you just because it's snail-mailed. Source code! Source code!