[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

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That's actually easy to do. Perhaps not a priest, but an ordained minister. A buddy of mine did that so that he could perform the wedding ceremony for some other friends. Apparently, you can become ordained online without any issue. Of course, he then went and got ordained as a minister of Dudeology, too.

Onwards to page 9!!!

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Well, that may be true. But, he said he was authorized by the church to perform exorcisms.

o.O

Also, while we're off topic, has anyone ever visited What Movie Should I Watch Tonight? It's great. Though it tends to repeat trailers far more often than what I would like.

^_^ kittens!!! ^_^

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Originally Posted by minitech

Intel, however, is currently much better, faster, and offers more performance per dollar than AMD. It's better in every way. Intel does not glitch. AMD processors are not better. Sometimes, they're not even cheaper.

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Nooooowwww you've done it!! A few years back a debate erupted over this one that got so heated that I believe a few people had to be "sent to their corners". Don't be starting an AMD vs Intel fight....again. Why not just stick to Mac?

Oh yeah, Apple uses Intel now.

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Originally Posted by minitech

^_^ kittens!!! ^_^

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You forgot the whiskers!!!

>^_^<

Fixed

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Originally Posted by weirddemon

Well, that may be true. But, he said he was authorized by the church to perform exorcisms.

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Who does he think he is, Richard Simmons?

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Darn, I was actually just about to post that exact same one!

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Originally Posted by minitech

Darn, I was actually just about to post that exact same one!

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To the victor goes the spoils!

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I would post a more detailed one, but I don't want to elongate the thread.

Why not, we want to reach page 9!

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Originally Posted by formlesstree4

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I would post a more detailed one, but I don't want to elongate the thread.

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But me must reach page 9! And then when we have accomplished this task, we'll reach onwards, to 10!

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I would post a more detailed one, but I don't want to elongate the thread.

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But me must reach page 9! And then when we have accomplished this task, we'll reach onwards, to 10!

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I said that before you! :D
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And yes, the double quote is to elongate the thread ;)

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Originally Posted by minitech

Intel does not glitch.

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http://newsroom.intel.com/community/...nting-solution

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Originally Posted by penagate

http://newsroom.intel.com/community/...nting-solution

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I think minitech was just refuting the OPs advice on not using Intel because one of his main arguments was that Intel shouldn't be used because they glitch. Which is to say they always glitch. (we can't assume the OP meant they shouldn't be used because they sometimes glitch because all technology eventually has problems, no matter how well it's made). Which isn't the case :D

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Originally Posted by moti barski

if you have any further quetions you might wanna direct them to my youtube account yotamarker
it seems the admins are gonna delete or block my account as from this post it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting

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What, block you and deprive us all of our daily dose of AI soup for the soul?

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So I go to sleep and you guys fill a complete page? :duck:

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Originally Posted by weirddemon

I think minitech was just refuting the OPs advice on not using Intel because one of his main arguments was that Intel shouldn't be used because they glitch. Which is to say they always glitch. (we can't assume the OP meant they shouldn't be used because they sometimes glitch because all technology eventually has problems, no matter how well it's made). Which isn't the case :D

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Sure; I just posted that because I recently bought two Cougar Point boards and it's fresh in my mind.

AMD stuff up too:
http://www.hardcoreware.net/amd-phen...ce-hit-to-fix/

To Intel's credit, they recalled the flawed boards for a replacement under warranty. I don't know if AMD recalled their Phenom CPUs.

Back in the day there was an infamous FPU bug in the Pentium...

Everyone stuffs up now and then.

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I would post a more detailed one, but I don't want to elongate the thread.

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But me must reach page 9! And then when we have accomplished this task, we'll reach onwards, to 10!

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I said that before you! :D
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And yes, the double quote is to elongate the thread ;)

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I like nested quotes. They're much easier to create as a moderator, too. The job has some small perks.

I show on my email reply thread artificial intelligence 8 times!Now i know why.
I will never ever ever unsubscribe from this one.Never!

Yay! We reached the magic number!!

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I found this book really useful. Especially this bit:

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HOW TO MAKE A HUMAN SIZED DOLL
can be used as decoy
fill cloth (like tites) with doll fiber or cotton, metal wood or plastic to simulate bones, add a hot watter
filled bottle
where possible inside, finally add a big doll head (and drill the mouth open).

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I now have a decoy which can sit at my desk at work while special fish eat the hard skin off my feet in the comfort of my own home.

C'mon people, tell me you are not actually downloading and reading his eBook!!

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Haven't yet but I'm starting to feel the temptation.

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Originally Posted by weirddemon

Also, while we're off topic, has anyone ever visited What Movie Should I Watch Tonight? It's great. Though it tends to repeat trailers far more often than what I would like.

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That is pretty awesome.
I find myself bored pretty often and usually in need of a good movie suggestion.
I'm definitely going to watch The Boat That Rocked tonight.

Well, this is one thread I don't wanna go off topic on. It's mighty fun and interesting as it is.

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This thread has a topic? :eek:

Yes, it's about creating a human sized doll!

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I have downloaded the eBook. I just haven't gotten to read it.

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Originally Posted by moti barski

if you have any further quetions you might wanna direct them to my youtube account yotamarker
it seems the admins are gonna delete or block my account as from this post it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting

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Somehow I managed to miss this gem. I didn't realize that you could get banned if you failed to pass the Turing Test. Kind of cheapens the test if a human can't prove that they are intelligent enough to be a human.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Kind of cheapens the test if a human can't prove that they are intelligent enough to be a human.

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Cheapens the test ? really? I say its added value. It can now test both an AI and a Human's "Intelligence" :p

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it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting

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Oh I think it's pretty certain. I think we're all 100% certain it's not the YodaMinger.

Darmok and Jalad .. at Tanagra.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Temba, his arms wide.

DARMOK AND JALAD!

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Darmok and Jalad .. at Tanagra.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Temba, his arms wide.

DARMOK AND JALAD!

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Hahaha. That was one of the dumbest TNG episodes.

I'm just trying to speak his language. That's all.

Well, I certainly don't understand what you said, so perhaps you are, indeed, speaking his language.

On page 10, this thread will be derailed.

Hasn't it already?

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hasn't it already?

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never!!!

Back in post #177 I stated that we were actually waiting for page #10. Unfortunately, that is a reference to something MB said which didn't make any more sense than anything else, so I'm not actually sure why I said we were waiting for page #10. I went back and re-read the context hoping to understand what it was that was supposed to happen, but I still don't know. I thought maybe we'd have some evidence of I, whether A or otherwise, by then, but that is looking so unlikely that I think derailing the thread is the only likely alternative.

Back then we were discussing the patent office. Perhaps we were waiting for their response, though after two years, I would have to say that their response is patently obvious.

I am still on page 7, so I do not know what kind of views you guys are using.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Back in post #177 I stated that we were actually waiting for page #10. Unfortunately, that is a reference to something MB said which didn't make any more sense than anything else, so I'm not actually sure why I said we were waiting for page #10. I went back and re-read the context hoping to understand what it was that was supposed to happen, but I still don't know. I thought maybe we'd have some evidence of I, whether A or otherwise, by then, but that is looking so unlikely that I think derailing the thread is the only likely alternative.

Back then we were discussing the patent office. Perhaps we were waiting for their response, though after two years, I would have to say that their response is patently obvious.

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Even if we were to get back on topic, the hopes of making progress were diminished the moment this entire post was created. While delusion is the main force of the OP's motives involving his AAI, progress will never come.

So off topic discussion is inevitable. Though for the most part, we're staying as on topic as wen can, by discussing his lack of an AI, the delusion, commenting on the PDF and what-not.

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I am still on page 7, so I do not know what kind of views you guys are using.

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7? This is page 4!

I'm on 18. I'm at the default 20 posts per page.

joe is sounding like a broken record, just about all his posts involve the words delusion and OP(by the way what is op i know it refers to me but what is it). objectively speaking i think he should get checket for alzheimer.

as for shaggy : patent process takes 2-3 years, i regret applying and wasting the 1164 shekels but it seemed like a good idea at the time. i guess the examination will start at the month of may

I guess I was set to 100 ... until now. =(

I "SAVED" on the options screen and now I can only go up to 60. Oh the humanity. =(

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Originally Posted by moti barski

joe is sounding like a broken record, just about all his posts involve the words delusion and OP(by the way what is op i know it refers to me but what is it). objectively speaking i think he should get checket for alzheimer.

as for shaggy : patent process takes 2-3 years, i regret applying and wasting the 1164 shekels but it seemed like a good idea at the time. i guess the examination will start at the month of may

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Wait, who's Joe?

OP = Original Poster.

Hm. He lives in Israel. Interesting...

G.I. Joe?
Btw one gem of the book is this:
24 publish your site: (write down all user passwords you set) see 24 to publish for free.
So this is a so called book loop.This is definitely written by yodamarker

I never tinkered with posts per page, so I kind of figured there was some default that everyone shared. Guess not.

In my view, we are nearing the bottom of both page 9 and the depths of inanity.

I get 31 posts per page on this computer, but 20-25 on my school one... :confused:

Well then, the revelations related to page 10 are going to be about as precise as those coming from the Mayan calendar.

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I never tinkered with posts per page, so I kind of figured there was some default that everyone shared. Guess not.

In my view, we are nearing the bottom of both page 9 and the depths of inanity.

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Not yet, the book is open at #24, I am sure there's much more yet to come. So the depths of inanity are much deeper than page 9. I would say page 19.

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We may reach it.

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Originally Posted by moti barski

joe is sounding like a broken record, just about all his posts involve the words delusion and OP(by the way what is op i know it refers to me but what is it). objectively speaking i think he should get checket for alzheimer.

as for shaggy : patent process takes 2-3 years, i regret applying and wasting the 1164 shekels but it seemed like a good idea at the time. i guess the examination will start at the month of may

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Your delusion is annoying, yet fascinating at the same time. So I can't help but reference it many times.

And what is this "joe" you speak of? That is not my name. And OP is original poster. And you're not objective. You can't be. You're obviously biased because you're the center of our jokes, so it's only natural for you to strike out.

And Alzheimer's disease? Really? I'm 22. It's pretty impossible for that to occur.

The fact that you ever thought applying for a patent for your FAI (fake artificial intelligence - I think the new acronym better explains the project) is hilariously.

Also, do you have a copy of the filing? I'd love to see it. Seriously.

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I never tinkered with posts per page, so I kind of figured there was some default that everyone shared. Guess not.

In my view, we are nearing the bottom of both page 9 and the depths of inanity.

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Same for me. Though I think we've already bridged the point of insanity.

Who Else has actually read Moti's book ?

i skipped most of the programming part to get to the juicy stuff at the end, anybody read this bit -

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Wow, Just Wow.

Word really fail me here .... but next week watch out for me on Robot wars !!

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Who Else has actually read Moti's book ?

i skipped most of the programming part to get to the juicy stuff at the end, anybody read this bit -



Wow, Just Wow.

Word really fail me here .... but next week watch out for me on Robot wars !!

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Will the episode be aired on local television or do I need to get cable?

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Who Else has actually read Moti's book ?

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I'm reading it now. The beginning is fabulous too. But I'm trying to not skip as much as possible except some obvious code clippings. I'm at page 36.

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I'm reading it now. The beginning is fabulous too. But I'm trying to not skip as much as possible except some obvious code clippings. I'm at page 36.

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I tried. I really did. But between the grammatical errors and the fallacies of logic, it just became too much.

Some more gems from Moti's book -

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heating the alcohol with steam will make it more concentrated(it might explode).
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Moti forget the programming, you should be doing your own "How To" book or TV show

I particularly like the the Leather entry, although personally i have never smoked it !