All women are eeeeeeevil

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

Who says so??? :mad:

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Sez me. C'mon. Women do that also. Just read the posts above and you'll find one example.

:eek: <Ducks behind desk>

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Originally Posted by tommygrayson

Yes like he said. Have as many lasses to your heart's content.

Women don't mind if they don't know about it.

Or was it? :ehh:

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Exactamundo, if you want to do some serious cheating, become a sailor (not navy). I've seen that mechanism at work and it works splendidly.

Your caring wife and your 3 little ones (including your kid in the wheelchair) will never know you shagged potential supermodels for a few bucks overseas.

Here's the beauty: you won't feel guilty because you are sure they can't find out. It really works that way.

You'll freak out if you spot an adams appel when it's too late though.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

Well, since you ask...

Your complaisance combined with feelings of lowered self-esteem combine to make this person a symbol for you, to which you have therefore pinned all your hopes upon. Which further prevents you from admitting the flaws in this person's character as you are still clinging to the hope of things improving over time. Which won't happen. You know what I'm talking about, happens to everyone.

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Yes, Sigmund Frog. I believe it is true. That's why i was easing into the dating. Girl #1 already off the shelf. Her BOYFRIEND found out we went out and gave her hell. Oops. I didn't know anything about it. So so much for her for a while. but now i found out she's also dating another coworker as well, and this one's a GIRL!!!! I am starting to wonder exactly what she meant when she said her and whitney do everything together. Then i had some bimbo (huge chested blond) try to sell me cologne at work yesterday and after putting me through hell for nearly 10 minutes, she asked for my phone #. I was so put off i refused and lied and said i was taken.

I am glad i have everyone's approval to act like a sailor because i in fact was in the Navy for 3 years and didn't act that way then. Unfortunately the nut-job i had living with me did and she caused me a lot of hell. This girl was certifiable. I found out she started to date me because i looked like her sister.

But i am being careful to actually try and get a date with someone that i won't end up having to pay hell over later. Don't know how it's working out yet.

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

Yes, Sigmund Frog. I believe it is true. That's why i was easing into the dating. Girl #1 already off the shelf. Her BOYFRIEND found out we went out and gave her hell. Oops. I didn't know anything about it. So so much for her for a while. but now i found out she's also dating another coworker as well, and this one's a GIRL!!!! I am starting to wonder exactly what she meant when she said her and whitney do everything together. Then i had some bimbo (huge chested blond) try to sell me cologne at work yesterday and after putting me through hell for nearly 10 minutes, she asked for my phone #. I was so put off i refused and lied and said i was taken.

I am glad i have everyone's approval to act like a sailor because i in fact was in the Navy for 3 years and didn't act that way then. Unfortunately the nut-job i had living with me did and she caused me a lot of hell. This girl was certifiable. I found out she started to date me because i looked like her sister.

But i am being careful to actually try and get a date with someone that i won't end up having to pay hell over later. Don't know how it's working out yet.

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for a minute there i thought you started to sound like JR. :lol:

??who?

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

??who?

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Jacob_Ramon - and you don't want to know... If you need an analogy, look up anything "dclamp," "kregg," "keyword: goon" or you can also find a hint of it in "timeshifter." I still have hope for TS though, but who's to say.

The solution is simple.....stay single. It's worked for me :D
Variety is the spice of life after all and when you're single you can get away with a lot compared to when you're attached

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

The solution is simple.....stay single. It's worked for me :D
Variety is the spice of life after all and when you're single you can get away with a lot compared to when you're attached

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That is true. Never marry a woman because you are giving in to their eeeevvvvviiiiilllll intentions.

You could always build a family without marrying someone.

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well now that we are apart i have basically lost all the responsibilities but still getting the benefits if you know what i mean...

I do indeed :thumb:
However it's sometimes worth telling these girls (now that you're single) that you are still attached as that makes you more attractive to the eeeeeeeeevil women

If women are evil, why are you talking about them that much. Sounds like you're all caring much about this evil type of living being!

We are trying to spread the word that all women are eeeeeeevil (not just evil) so that our fellow men can be prepared for their eeeeeeeevilness :D

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Originally Posted by opus

If women are evil, why are you talking about them that much. Sounds like you're all caring much about this evil type of living being!

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Being evil didn't harm Darth Vader's popularity.

That's because he was one of the few men who could stand up to their level of eeeeevilness!

Eeeeeeeeeevil is when you go shopping with your lady, she picks up some item of clothing and asks:

"Does this suit me?"


There is no known correct answer to this question that any man can give. Run for the hills!

or worse "does this make me look fat?"
the correct answer is "no, your butt makes you look fat" but would you tell her that?

Your go shopping with your lady, the reason to start this was "I need a new skirt (or whatever)". And suddenly you find yourself paying for that nice pair of shoes. Does this sound familiar?

Yep, they are collectively known as "weighted questions". They are questions you cannot possibly hope to answer without getting into serious trouble.

Proof - from CNN - of the evilness of women. Look at what this evil woman is making her boyfriend do!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/off....for.love.kero