WHo are you calling a miserable bastard barkeep! Hold me back boys, i'm gonna get him!!
*draws knife menacingly*
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WHo are you calling a miserable bastard barkeep! Hold me back boys, i'm gonna get him!!
*draws knife menacingly*
hey cool in house entertainment
A Fight I Bet on the fella with the knife anyone else?????
:p :p :p :D
Thats not a knife.....this is a knife
*Draws a foot long double edged gleaming Bastard Sword.
:)
*Pulls out an UZI
Hey, pack it in, I'm trying to have a quiet drink here!
*Pulls down pants and waves Saxon Sausage violently around knocking Blinky Bill to the ground.
;)
changed my mind i recon ginger will win :D :D :D
Go Go Go
:eek: :eek: :eek:
*gets up and slashes at venerable bede's Saxon Sausage*
FOOD FIGHT:p
*takes pie floater and tosses it at Nightwalker83, hitting him in the face*
*Gets sausages and whips Blinky Bill*Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
*takes pie floater and tosses it at Nightwalker83, hitting him in the face*
*grabs nearest beer, and pours it over Nightwalkers head*
SPILLAGE!
****** slaps parksie*
*NW starts drying himself off and starts filling the bottles so he doesn't have to pay*
*Blinky Bill apologises profusely to NW and parksie and puts away unused knife*
*NW buys Blinky Bill a drink*Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
*Blinky Bill apologises profusely to NW and parksie and puts away unused knife*
*Blinky says Thanks mate, next one's on me*
Anytime mateQuote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
*Blinky says Thanks mate, next one's on me*
So who won i got money on this??????????????:D :D :D
Hmmm does that mean i can have a drink at your expense too????:D :D :D :D :D
Dam it Ginger you only had to pull the trigger
*Bodwad pulls out a water pistol and start using it on all around him in a frenzied water massacre*
* Jumps on top of table, pulls trigger, mowing down everyone in sight, then goes to the bar and pours another drink.
I said, I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A QUIET DRINK!!!
J4U threatened to strip if we didn't stop fighting.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
So who won i got money on this??????????????:D :D :D
Hmmm does that mean i can have a drink at your expense too????:D :D :D :D :D
Dam it Ginger you only had to pull the trigger
*Bodwad pulls out a water pistol and start using it on all around him in a frenzied water massacre*
Oh no, not again. I still have nightmares about the last time. The things he did to that pole...:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
J4U threatened to strip if we didn't stop fighting.
Finally He DID IT I WIN THE BET HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad Collapses covered in red paint
WHAT YOU CAULD HAVE USED REAL BULLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not A Paint Gun!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad Quickly Hides The Water Pistol!!!
dread to think what he can do with a pole and a water pistol!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Finally He DID IT I WIN THE BET HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad Collapses covered in red paint
WHAT YOU CAULD HAVE USED REAL BULLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not A Paint Gun!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Next Time :D
Not exactly the image I want in my head hen I go to sleep.Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Oh no, not again. I still have nightmares about the last time. The things he did to that pole...:eek:
It's not the image I want either :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Not exactly the image I want in my head hen I go to sleep.
IF the bar is still open and i'm allowed in I'd love a pint of BOB! its from the Wickwar brewery in Gloucestershire.
EMMMMMMMMMM! Nice!
The bar staff are all dead. Someone pulled out an uzi and ripped up the bar. :D
Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
The bar staff are all dead. Someone pulled out an uzi and ripped up the bar. :D
dammit, i could do with a tall throffy one at the moment
Pass me that bottle of Jim... I need to get rid of this nagging cough :)
I won the fight Bodwad, did you win?
You are all Barred you Fu****G B*ms.
I'm gonna open a wine bar to keep out the riff raff.
Do you think a wine bar will go down well in Newcastle?
;)
Only if you want it trashed!!!!! HEHE :D :D :D
Why am i banned i have tryed to keep the peace oh and ill give you what i got on the bet :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
What about me? :(Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
You are all Barred you Fu****G B*ms.
I'm gonna open a wine bar to keep out the riff raff.
Do you think a wine bar will go down well in Newcastle?
;)
Not even noon, and I need a pint of the black stuff.
Here's my advice. Don't work for a company with a "corporate".
******s.
I told you before Gingernut.
Ginger people can drink here for free. This is a Ginger zone.
Cool. Ginger Rocks!!! WooHoo!!!
Ginger monkeys are known to be a superior species.
In a scientific article I read recently they believe that the redness of hair is caused by excessive brain cell regeneration.
Basically the primitive human skull struggles to contain the mass of a ginger persons brain capacity. This massive brain leakage is caused by thinking about complete sh*te whilst drinking massive amounts of alchohol.
:p
Also known as stupidity!!!!! :D :D :D :D
You got it.
Are you Ginger by any chance ......?
;)
if it gets me a free drink i am whatever you want!!!! :D :D :D
(Only i am not female so certain things i cannot do!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
hi,
where is everyone........the door was open....so i just stepped inside......but there is no one around.....wat happend to this pub????????
lets hv a party this weekend......:)
regds,
ashay
Good idea.Quote:
Originally posted by ashay
hi,
where is everyone........the door was open....so i just stepped inside......but there is no one around.....wat happend to this pub????????
lets hv a party this weekend......:)
regds,
ashay
Grab some booze from behid the bar, put some music on and i'll go get the girls.
alrite buddy......be quick.....i dun wanan get too high b4 i hv sum fun with the girls.....:DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Good idea.
Grab some booze from behid the bar, put some music on and i'll go get the girls.
regds,
ashay
Try one of my speed balls.
Cocaine, Viagra and Ganga held together with a large shot of fine malt.
:p
Having That Is Also Known As A Death Defying Stunt!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I'll have two please :DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Try one of my speed balls.
Cocaine, Viagra and Ganga held together with a large shot of fine malt.
:p
Is this one of your special offers:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Try one of my speed balls.
Cocaine, Viagra and Ganga held together with a large shot of fine malt.
:p
this place has went right down hill............
:rolleyes: :p ;) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by spud
this place has went right down hill............
any strippa;'s here
Sorry sir you appear a bit to young for them.Quote:
Originally posted by duc
any strippa;'s here
blahQuote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Sorry sir you appear a bit to young for them.
We're not allowed to ppl under the age of 18 in to the stripe show.Quote:
Originally posted by duc
blah
What about animals? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
We're not allowed to ppl under the age of 18 in to the stripe show.
what if you let us in, and we put some green stuff in your hand?
Boogers? :DQuote:
Originally posted by john tindell
what if you let us in, and we put some green stuff in your hand?
i think this pub needs a darts tournement. ie excuse to get licked
How about converting the basement into a bowling alley?