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JESUS CHRIST WHATS BEEN GOING ON IN MY LOVELY PUB ?
I left you in charge of the bar Nightwalker and look at what you have done. Youve turned my Pub into a bloody Zoo.
I'm giving you a written warning.
Oh ......by the way. Did Jesus4U turn up for his pole dance?
Having looked at the security film of the past 2 days exploits in the pub I realise that it was not your fault NighWalker.
However.....BodwadUK is DEAD
It took me 2 hours to clean the vomit you dirty, dirty little boy.
:p
NightWalker couldn't keep things under control. He spent all day shaving his legs ready for tonights performance. :D
What kind of act ?
He's going to sing. "These boots are made for walking", and possibly "Kinky Boots". :D
Thanx;)Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Ooh, Aaron, love the boots, wheredya get them from?
I know that:)Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Having looked at the security film of the past 2 days exploits in the pub I realise that it was not your fault NighWalker.
However.....BodwadUK is DEAD
It took me 2 hours to clean the vomit you dirty, dirty little boy.
:p
Good:p
You think I not paying attention:p Have a look at the security tape from last night to see what J4U was doing:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
NightWalker couldn't keep things under control. He spent all day shaving his legs ready for tonights performance. :D
OMG! What was he doing to that pole? :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
You think I not paying attention:p Have a look at the security tape from last night to see what J4U was doing:p
You should see were he put the knife:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
OMG! What was he doing to that pole? :eek: :D
As long as there were no forks involved :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
You should see were he put the knife:eek:
Now you know why there was so much sick it wasnt all me!!!!! :eek:
All i can say is thank god i passed out before the show!!!!!:D
Large 2 Pint glass o old cider please mister bar tender got to drown the hangover :D :D :D
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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Now you know why there was so much sick it wasnt all me!!!!! :eek:
All i can say is thank god i passed out before the show!!!!!:D
Large 2 Pint glass o old cider please mister bar tender got to drown the hangover :D :D :D
You missed all the fun:p
Bloody Hell....What was JEsus4U doing with the monkey
That is surely illegal.....not to mention unhygenic,:confused:
The monkey was enjoying it:p Even though what they weree doing if against the beliefs of the church:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Bloody Hell....What was JEsus4U doing with the monkey
That is surely illegal.....not to mention unhygenic,:confused:
I just realised....it wasnt a monkey.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
The monkey was enjoying it:p Even though what they weree doing if against the beliefs of the church:p
It was a strange Muslim person dressed up like a monkey.
I think a sausage was involved but I dont know who's sausage it was.
Do you think I should send the tape in to Rotten.com?:p
I'm trying to get the image outta my head :eek:
What a fart last night :)
'ullo 'ullo 'ullo where's me guinness then squire ?
Jesus4U had to get something else out of his head.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
I'm trying to get the image outta my head :eek:
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Jesus4U had to get something else out of his head.:rolleyes:
This pub is a dump......even by Geordie standards.
It needs a facelift.
Maybe a theme........the lilo and stich bar or maybe the Jolly Crucifixion.
Any other suggestions please?
I will accumaulate a list and hold a referendum on such a serious subject.
Themed pub?
I think a 17th century Hulk would be nice :)
Osama Binladen:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
I just realised....it wasnt a monkey.
It was a strange Muslim person dressed up like a monkey.
I think a sausage was involved but I dont know who's sausage it was.
:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Do you think I should send the tape in to Rotten.com?:p
I think i will drink to a new theme give us another free Cider :D :D
I think a pub with no wierd goings on that make me constantly sick would be nice!!!! :D :D :D
Here you go one cider.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
I think i will drink to a new theme give us another free Cider :D :D
I think a pub with no wierd goings on that make me constantly sick would be nice!!!! :D :D :D
Slurp Slurp
Maybe a resterant HEHE
ouada ouanqueur :)
Eh???:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
ouada ouanqueur :)
How about a Ginger theme? :D
An once of Skunk please landlord!
Meesta Bonka, your pan-foamed car fertiliser is ready !
Good :) Release the esculator!
Inoculotricatavicoralisation complete, you may now gruzzle :)
Dam U People I dont Understand A Word Of Gobleedeegookkk that your saying but it is a well founded language maybe i should learn it in some classes :D :D :D
Or Maybe the ciders got to me little ed, cause my ed does ert a bit, ooooo me ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D
Interesting Theme ideaQuote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Inoculotricatavicoralisation complete, you may now gruzzle :)
Convoluted expresiveness is mearly an appropriate signal of justifiable communicative behaviour.
In general, when a dipsamorophic individual relegates proposed belicose performance on a polymorphic scale the proposed amorphic response is required by said participants in an effort to broaden ones cohesive intercourse.
I hope this has cleared the air for you BodwadUK.
I Understood it all after my classes. :p :p
So now thats cleared up rotate me until i am facing the bar and let go, ill know when i get there because it will hurt... :D :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: