with nothing to say
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with nothing to say
and now the screen is all slimy.
In a toilet there was a head bobbing
'twernt apples the head was gobbling
:eek:
The smell was quite foul
and he didn't know quite how
he was getting a bloody big nobbing
Ian was a sweet and Innocent Guy
/read it wrongly for a moment there ...
who didn't know what to buy
but after a drink
he started to think
"a blue dress I would like, I can't lie"
:p
Wally was always miss understood
talking nonsence as much as he could
but then came a day
and he thought "Hey"
I can be serious if I want to
Duncan was low on his luck
he tried and he tried, but he just sucked.
When he got to Sweden
his hair was retreating
So in fury, he just ran amock. :mad:
There was a joung Hare named Bonker
Who was hung with an absolute Stonker!
every time he used to get it on
In the dark with Big Ron
he awlays ended up feeling the plonker
There was an old Wally called Pipp
who couldn't tell the difference between velcro and a zip
when he went to the bog
For gay sex or a snog...
But poor Wally just couldn't get stiff.
There once was a prez named George Jr.
Who felt that he needed a nooner
But Monica quit.
And it's too bad they didn't meet sooner
There was once a programmer named Martin.
Who began a long spasm of fartin
The ladies all ran away.
Which meant he couldn't play...