Squish the bug!Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Come back Chris :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Stupid bug :mad: :mad:
Don't worry nicola, i'll be posting like a crazy person once they get it sorted ;)
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Squish the bug!Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Come back Chris :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Stupid bug :mad: :mad:
Don't worry nicola, i'll be posting like a crazy person once they get it sorted ;)
You'd better!
'Night all. Jeez, all you Brits aren't awake at 4:00 AM? What's the matter with you? :mad: :p :D
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
CONES
Hrump, tis only tittle-tattle Mr. Gudd...
Gudd morrow, and how is the City of Tittys?
Morning all, hade to wade into work today, been absolutley Pissing it down here.
Tittys please, and call me Gootie :mad:
Morning all.. I hope that everyone appreciated my joke.
Gootie Gudd?
Hi and bye everyone - tis a busy boy type day.
Ian, a quick thwack for you *krack
RIP Trevor Sinclair :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Why no special hello for me gaf? I feel left out. :(
Sorry Chris! :oQuote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Why no special hello for me gaf? I feel left out. :(
Hello :) *Simper
Did you get that jobp BTW?
Yes I got a job.. But I don't start till next month (the 5th) which is a bit annoying so I am trying to find Temp / Contract work to tide me over till then.
Thank you for noticing me Gaf btw :)
;)
Jon was keen to speak to you, you know, but I think he needed more experience.
He's a tough baastard to work for though :D
Congratulations...:D
Cheers Gaf.. Well I thought that he needed much more experience for things that he needed... :) Cheers for your help though :) We will have to meet up for a few Jars soon Gaf.
yeah, let me know when you're in town next ...
No prob Gaf will do.
HEADS
TAILS
Top Hat &
Hissing Toothbrush
Ro><0rs!
Greetings! :D
Run Parksie its the Rozzers!
Odie, you are being pathetic at times
Hello
Hi Pix:)
hey Keddie :)
oh I see, it's Keddie now is it ?, little pet names ?, something you aren't telling us ? ;)
Wots wong, babycakes. Jewouws? ;)
Ian, we all know how your mind works ;) btw "Keddie" is pretty neutral i think
My Mind Works, you sure ? ;)
Gaf my little fluffy Bunny, get back into bed, i'll be home soon.
Something for everyone to giggle at! :D
Sex problems are scourge of management and self-employed
Stress causes managers and the self-employed to have the most unsatisfying sexual lives.
Italian sexologists discovered one-in-three self-employed men or managers suffer from a lack of sexual desire and 64% have problems getting an effective erection.
The team found unemployed people and students are instead less likely to suffer from sexual probelms.
University of Pisa researcher Ciro Basile Fasolo said: "Lack of sexual desire is directly linked to the stress factor, reaching its peak in professions as the self-employed or the firm manager."
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Gaf my little fluffy Bunny, get back into bed, i'll be home soon.
Good morning Boys and Girls!
ok i might as well make an apperance :rolleyes:
morning Katie
afternoon again Katie :)
Gaffer and I are now Gay Lovers ;)
Hi Simon..where you been?
dunno, just got a bit pissed off
Believe me, I understand. Glad to see you back around though!