snapping bras again parksie? ;)
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snapping bras again parksie? ;)
Did you just shoot an arrow, Cupid, uh, I mean Parksie?
I think Chris was closest ;) :D
So how is everyone? :)
I'm magnificent, how are you?
it takes a twanger to spot a twanger ;)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I think Chris was closest ;) :D
Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I think Chris was in the closet ;) :D
You can come out now Chris!
I was in there briefly getting a mop, but then the wind slammed the door shut and it mysteriously locked, honest!!
But how do you explain the goat? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I was in there briefly getting a mop, but then the wind slammed the door shut and it mysteriously locked, honest!!
*squerkle*
I have the key but I need you to do me a favor first!
The goat was already in the closet, the same thing happened to it earlier
oh yeah ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I have the key but I need you to do me a favor first!
hey pixilicious, how you doing today? :)Quote:
*squerkle*
If you wash my teddy and hang it back up in the closet when you're done, I'll let you out!
Where's the "I am gay" thread?
I thought we were just getting to the bottom of it ;) :p
Sing with me...
"I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty
and witty
and gay"
:) :) :)
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Leave the bureau in the snow
Catch a tram to Onkel Pö
Early evening ring around the moon
Slip in by the concierge
By the bikes and up the stairs
Snap the latch and creep into the room
You throw off your coat, pick up the post
And put a coffee on
Lie down on the bed, lay back your head
And smoke a cigarette
And listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
In the city late tonight
Double feature, black and white
"Bitter Tears" and "Taxi to the Klo"
Find a bar, avoid a fight
Show your papers, be polite
Walking home with nowhere else to go
You throw off your coat, pick up my note
Put another coffee on
Lie down on the bed, lay back your head
And smoke a cigarette
And listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Atmospherics after dark
Noise and voices from the past
Across the dial from Moscow to Cologne:
Interference in the night
Thousand miles on either side
Stations fading into the unknown:
So throw off your coat, we'll butter some toast
And put a coffee on:
We'll lie down on the bed, lay back our heads
Smoke another cigarette
And listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
All night long...
Another quality post by Bonker Gudd :cool:
/reflective moodQuote:
can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray
Lyin' cold the way you left 'em, but at least your lips caressed them while
you packed
Or the lip-print on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didn't drink
But at least you thought you wanted it, that's so much more than I can say
for me
What a good year for the roses
Many blooms still linger there
The lawn could stand another mowin'
Funny I don't even care
As you turn to walk away
As the door behind you closes
The only thing I have to say
It's been a good year for the roses
After three full years of marriage, it's the first time that you haven't
made the bed
I guess the reason we're not talkin', there's so little left to say we
haven't said
While a million thoughts go racin' through my mind, I find I haven't said a word
From the bedroom the familiar sound of one baby's cryin' goes unheard
What a good year for the roses
Many blooms still linger there
The lawn could stand another mowin'
Funny I don't even care
As you turn to walk away
As the door behind you closes
The only thing I have to say
It's been a good year for the roses
Howdy folks!
I thought when my contract finished (last week) I would have more time, but it seems completely the other way around (or arseways around if you wish to use the proper technical term).
I've fixed a bazzilion (roughly) things around the house, I'm picking my folks up from the airport in a couple of hours, I've got interviews gallore this week for other contracts that I don't really want, and to top it all I've got to nip to the off license to replace the slab of Boddingtons I filched from my parents house when they were on holiday .... well, they will leave such things lying around.... and I was afraid some burglars might break in and take it, so I removed it to my own house, purely for it's own protection you understand.... :)
SD
/hopeful mood:)Quote:
May God bless and keep you always,
May your wishes all come true,
May you always do for others
And let others do for you.
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
May you grow up to be righteous,
May you grow up to be true,
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you.
May you always be courageous,
Stand upright and be strong,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
May your hands always be busy,
May your feet always be swift,
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift.
May your heart always be joyful,
May your song always be sung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
You are such a thoughtful son, SD!Quote:
purely for it's own protection you understand....
/quiet night watching footie on the telly mood and misses on a girls' night out ...Quote:
High tide - mid afternoon
People fly by in the traffics boom
Knowing - where you're blowing
Getting to where you should be going.
Don't let them get you down
Making you feel guilty about
Golden rain bring you riches
All the good things - you deserve now.
Climbing forever trying
Find your way out - of the wild wild wood
Now theres no justice
There's only yourself - that you can trust in
And I said - high tide mid afternoon
People fly by in the traffics boom
Knowing - just where you're blowing
Getting to where you should be going.
Day by day your world fades away
Waiting to feel - all the dreams that say
Golden rain will bring you riches
All the good things - you deserve now - and I say
Climbing forever trying
Find your way out - of the wild wild wood
Tsk! It didn't help matters. Someone still managed to drink them all :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
You are such a thoughtful son, SD!
SD
You really ought to watch your girl's drinking habits......or was it the dog?
It was ME! :D
Hey guys :)
Howdy-doodle
:)
Yup
Hey Blade, hey Katie, two of my fave people :)
What's up?
Hi Vicky! How are you?
yet abother day beguins with an over priced coffee from starbucks .
Morning All :)
Morning :)
Having problems this morning - nothing works on my PC - email is jiggered and seems to be upsetting everything else....
....fortunaltely though I can still get on the Internet - oh well, looks like I'll be here for a while :D
Hows things?
currently kicking myself at the moment. My tax ran out on my car at the end of last month and didn't have enough time to get it over the weekend. was walking back to teh station yesterday and noticed a psot office on the way. qued up for 15 mins this morning, get to the front of the the que only to remember that I need my MOT and certificate of insurance. DOHHHHH. I live a sheltered life as you can see ;)
WHATS TAX????
:p
well the goverment have to find money for all their limo's somewhere :rolleyes: ;)
yeah but 76p a litre of diesel? SHEESH . . . it can only mean one thing . . . .
. . . Mr. Graveston's right foot is a lot lighter . . . . :p
lol :D
on the journey up to leeds it took 7 hours to go up and got through 3/4 of a tank. came home and it took 4 and a bit hours and got through a full tank. it's 200 miles from leeds to The M25 and did it in a little under 2 hours. No guessing my speed :D
B4 my squaddie brother got married and assumed responsibilities he had an Astra GTE - lowered, stiffened, ported, polished, chipped and eventually bored out . . . . he drove home from Windsor to Blackpool in 2.25 hrs . . . . . I dread to think how much fuel he used . . . . but feck that was one entertaining motor . . . I think he got 144 or so out of it before he ran out of clear road:D
If that was via the M6, I take my hat off to your bro. Thats some going :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
B4 my squaddie brother got married and assumed responsibilities he had an Astra GTE - lowered, stiffened, ported, polished, chipped and eventually bored out . . . . he drove home from Windsor to Blackpool in 2.25 hrs . . . . . I dread to think how much fuel he used . . . . but feck that was one entertaining motor . . . I think he got 144 or so out of it before he ran out of clear road:D
M6 and clear road are not usually found in the same sentence.
I'm currently driving a 1.6 '94 escort. so it quite happily cruises at a tonne on the motorway but anymore and it's starting to push it :(
we're talking about cars, huh?? if we are, then I'm getting a Ford F150 really soon ;)
I currently drive a 1.8 . . . .
. . . diesel . . . . . non-turbo version . . . . .
. . . . oh yeah it's a Fiesta.:rolleyes:
my first car was a mk2 1.1 fiesta on a B plate. had it for 3 and a half years and completley ran it to the ground :D
We have an Audi 90 2.3 fuel-guzzling road-chewer (and its red :cool: )
I say "we" 'coz I'm not allowed to drive it :( but I am allowed in the passenger seat.
I have a 1000cc Polo called Patsy II (blue)
Nice ;)
...but the love of my life is the suzuki GSXR 750 bike in the garage :) :) :)
I find myself going thru front tyres far too often . . . . that could be down to the fact that I like cornering hard . . . . and in a fwd car with a 1.8 litre diesel engine (HEAVY) it tends to be harsh on front suspension and tyres . . . . but it is a LOT of fun . . . . I've driven more expensive cars that, pound for pound, don't deliver the same level of enjoyment - probably because all of the mone has been spent molly coddling the driver, with power-steering, servo-over-assisted brakes etc.
If all goes well I should be getting my next car in the next 6 months or so. at the moment it's a toss up between a second hand 318 beamer or a brand new peugot 206 Gsi :)
get the beamer, get the beamer :p
I'm leaving my job :( :(
'coz I hate it :mad:
yeah, I am very tempted by the BMW :) but also the warranty and such of a new car is also swaying me, that and kepping up with the jones with a 02 number plate. materialistic, moi ? :rolleyes: :D
what's up on the job front stacey ? bosses giving you a hard time ? this is a complete stab in the dark but does your company that you work for have a big contract with barclays bank. if yes, i'll explain how I have come to this conclusion :)
Jeez, this thread's still going? :D
edit: Woohoo! Page 905 not far til 1000 :D
Mild connection with Barclays - not big contracts (as well as wages paid through them) - but tell me anyway 'coz I'm interested.....
**** gotta go - i'll be back laters
ok then, going a bit further, do you have an office at birmingham and have people working in coventry for barclays ? the reason I have asked this is about that post you made in the thread about contractor rates. in it you said about a contractor charging redicously low amount for testing.
A little about myself. for the last two years I have worked for a company that contracts out people through agencies, witht hem taking a cut of the rate and giving people like myself the rest. it has been good as it has got me out into the IT world although now I am trying to move on as it is holding me back.
Last year I had an interview for a job in Birmingham for a job with a company that has got a contract with Barclays bank. someone else had tried for job with them for a testing role, but as it went dissasterously wrong for them, I had to remove everything from my cv that mentions this company I work for. I went up to the interview and whilst talking to the people, they started saying about that I am from hastings and have I heard about brite (My company). obviously I had to feign ignorance and it turns out that the Girl who went for the interview completley fecked it up and was being touted at a really low rate so they became rather suspicous.
Hence why I asked about the barclays connection. was going to ask in that thread but forgot all about it. it's a completle stab in the dark, and is probably little more than coincedence :)
I throw lunchtime blubber at everyone :cool:
Glad to see you're still nuts Bonker :]
I heard everything got a bit political here, and a load of people left... :(
good afternoon SIr Bonker of Guddness, how fairs it ?
Hey Ian, I'm still depressed in Bradford, but Altringham it is from Monday week, will have to try and meet up with some of the Manchester chaps.
Lordy, it's Ric! Where you been to?
From now on I will be serious. I've had it up to here with all this madcap zany humour that floats around this board. You will now cease it !
I will no more indulge cracks about sexual orientation, aggravated assaults on the english language, booze stories, sex stories such as the one about the time I went into a sex shop and ordered a Suck-o-Matic 3000 for my ... err ...
*clears throat* haaaaaaanyway, no more of all this madness, understood ? :mad:
wally, you resisting making funny comments is like me spelling correctly ...... Never gona happen. And we wouldn't want you any other way .... well apart from Justin who seems to want all blokes a different way at the moment :D
Bonker - Be warned , Gary, Ben and matt will convert you into a northerner if your not careful ;)
*chucks bucket of water over Wally*
Some people have been coming and going since Sep 11th I guess, things seem quite quiet politically now though thank god. At least the sane ones remain :)Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I heard everything got a bit political here, and a load of people left... :(
:D
Bonker a northerner. A sight no-one wouldn't want to miss ;)