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This afternoon is not going well. I have been accused of being an 80 year old man pretending to be a woman on one thread.........my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it without running across the hall to the bathroom because I'm in a room full of men.........I have to log off and lock my workstation everytime I leave the computer.........so you see my dilemma???? I think I need to go home.....what do you think????
Too much information!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
This afternoon is not going well. I have been accused of being an 80 year old man pretending to be a woman on one thread.........my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it without running across the hall to the bathroom because I'm in a room full of men.........I have to log off and lock my workstation everytime I leave the computer.........so you see my dilemma???? I think I need to go home.....what do you think????
sounds like a prime reason to go home to me :)
So what's the problem? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it without running across the hall to the bathroom because I'm in a room full of men
Go home!
Yeah! Just make a public thing of it and raise EVERYONE's morale (and a few other things...)
I could probably help with that :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
my left breast itches like crazy and I can't scratch it
LOL :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Yeah! Just make a public thing of it and raise EVERYONE's morale (and a few other things...)
Too much information there!!!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Yeah! Just make a public thing of it and raise EVERYONE's morale (and a few other things...)
I knew someone would see it my way.............now if I could just convince my boss!!!!!!!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
sounds like a prime reason to go home to me :)
Chris:p
Just say "If I let you scratch my left breast can I go home?" :D
I can't see that happening...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
now if I could just convince my boss!!!!!!!:D
"Hi, could I chuck a sicky? Cause my boobs are giving me grief"
Wonderful suggestions....thanks:rolleyes: ;)
im sure he would agree, if not, i could help you out ;) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by filburt1
Just say "If I let you scratch my left breast can I go home?" :D
i have a back-scratcher which could be adapted for breasts
no, i said I can't see that happening!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Wonderful suggestions....thanks:rolleyes: ;)
We made those posts at exactly the same time Chris.....I hadn't read yours yet.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
no, i said I can't see that happening!
That's no excuse :D As a punishment you must publicly scratch your left breast... ;)
ah! You said suggestions, and only filburt and I had posted since you wrote something, so I assumed you had, I apologise unreservedly for my complete ignorance and poor observational skills.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
We made those posts at exactly the same time Chris.....I hadn't read yours yet.
Can I at least wait until Ed turns his head???Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
That's no excuse :D As a punishment you must publicly scratch your left breast... ;)
Towards you? :D
He's an impressionable young man.....I don't want to shock him:eek:
oh im sure he wouldnt mind being "impressioned" in that way ;)
lol
Talking of tits, the phrase "shoulder to shoulder" is really starting to get on mine...talk about overuse of a word. Makes me cringe every time now
Yeah, it's annoying.
Anyway, I'm off now, so I'll see y'all tomorrow! :D
lightweight!!!
No I need a shower :pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
lightweight!!!
and solidarity, solidarity sucks ass (well its pissin me off coz everyone is sayin it)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Talking of tits, the phrase "shoulder to shoulder" is really starting to get on mine...talk about overuse of a word. Makes me cringe every time now
Blimey! My 1.1 does almost 100mph at 5000 rpm, my 1.4 does 120 at 5000rpmQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
1 litre Polo :D:D:D
Although, it's not totally gutless - I got it up to 90 on the motorway (and boy did that engine scream - nearly 6000rpm :D)
Just a quicky to say hi (I'm home from the pub, but about to go drinking with the next door neighbour).
As for Katie's breast, give it a scratch otherwise you'll feel like a right tit al day !
As for the car, it's a curtosey car.... it's your duty to report back with the following facts......
- Fastest speed in 1st gear
- Fastest speed in reverse
- Stopping distance from top speed
- Decibel level of engine/gearbox when you drop the car from top gear (flat out) into 1st (and how much rubber you leave on the road)
it's a mission man.
SD
Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men?
Did you know the Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables?
Nicole Sharpe, 30, kept a promise to pals and ran topless down a street in Byfleet, Surrey - after passing her learner driver's test at the tenth attempt
Morning groovers!
morning crispin. how's you on this fine day ?
I am in a state of shock m8 - I decided to pilot the beast into work today instead of catching the train - E.Dulwich to Waterloo in 20mins!!!!
And I stomped all over a DB7 Vantage all the way here too - I was absolutely gobsmacked!!!! The Aston Driver was mortified....
Therefore I have an appointment with my plastic surgeon at noon to remove the silly grin from my face!!!
And you?
I'm not supiresed as although the vantage is a fecking quick car, most of it's beef is on the top end because of it's weight. your still a bastard though ;)
myself ? I'm pretty funky today, been at work an hour and a half now and done bugger al. I Love fridays :D
Me too - NICE!!!!, was catching up on Katies tit thread - made for funny reading this morning - I shall probably bumble thru the whole of today without doing too much too - bit too demob happy today (I fly out to Ibiza tonight for the world Freediving championships) so thats another excuse for doing feck all!
It's friday,You've got a new Scooby, your flying out to Ibiza and your free diving. Geesh, I can really go off some people so quickly.
Plane'll probably get shot down cause of my spearguns - Scoob will get nicked while i'm recovering in hospital, job will go at the same time - if you stop to think about it I could be homeless this time next week.....
*Crispin reaches for the Prozac
all happy now - all happy now.......
I wish I could say my weekend was going to be as exciting as that. it's probably going to consist of watching the footie, washing my car and not much else :)
Morning!
I have just declared a Jihad on the photocopier :mad:
:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Morning!
I have just declared my love for the photocopier :)
er, morning Bonks... :confused: