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Originally posted by crispin
funny you should say that, I used to know a guy when i was about 10 who used to inhale petrol fumes from a rag he kept in his pocket - had to go home 3 times a day to redouse the thing....He works in a slaughterhouse now - killing cows and sheep.....
where is chenko lately anyway?
Haven't seen him -- he may be in the slauterhouse -- Ive been told (by him) that they are easy to pick up in there as they want to get away! :eek:
It was painstaking feathering in that mullet on him last night...Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Lets see who uses that as their avatar first!!! :D
lol you have too much time on your hands!
It was chenko responsible for the Tamworth pigs escape attempt a couple of years ago - he got a bit frisky apparently and the pigs bolted! :eek:
came out well :D considering Iwas ******ed when I took it :)Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
hey hey heeeyyyy...
The photo you've all been waiting for.....
Top mulleting Gaffer - couldn't have done better with my speargun and a shoal of Mullet!!!!
I think that he was the one did that yes Crispin..
You took that photo Ian? Well at least it was in focus.. :)
yep, Gaffer went and saw him first, (as he was round the corner from where we were drinking) came back and told as about the state he was in. So I borrowed Gaf's camera and went round myself :D
lol :)
twas a slick operation. I was James Bond, Ian was Jaws...
;)
Crispin, could you not make it for that drink?
Pissed right off I was! had to turn into chief Jibber and Jib out didn't I....
I do safety diving on freediving weekends at this tank, and had to be up at 5 on saturday morning to go to Portsmouth and repeatedly dive 30m on one breath of air - judging by the looks of td I wouldn't have regained conciousness for about a week after - looks like I missed a good'un - :mad:
Gaf, should be a week monday that I'm back up. wil be for a couple weeks as well, we should arrange another friday night :)
What are you doing back in London Ian?
roll out for the client :) and Migrating their existing data :(
*ahem*
td.
I thank you.
td.
/me takes a bow.
td.
encore encore.......!
hey, td, you took a few bows on Friday ;):D
Don't you mean bowels? Did he show you all his bowels??
I'll get me coat!
Ba boom tish :D
You did miss a good evening chris :(, aprt from having to pay £1.30 for a game of Pool :eek:. I'm going to try and arrange another one when I'm up there if your interested.
I should do mate... I won't have to meet any girlfriend so that won't stop me, and hopefully I will have a job so I will have money .. which will be nice! :)
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Shut up SilentBob :rolleyes:
Leave him alone Gaffer.. he hasn't said anything bad to you!
Yeah, Forum Bully!
don't worry, Gaffer's gonna get his. He's gonna get duffed up.
td.
yeah, sure he hasn't. I just don't like his body language. speak more than words....
Bonker, get me some cigarettes. NOW. *thump
td, your a big man with big idea. I could take you far. To the top, even.
/struts around forum...
*Crispin cues bugsy malone music - Enter lola and Bugsy a.k Gaffer stage right*
"We coulda been anything that we wanted to be - la la la la la la la......."
You would be surprised how tuff the silent one is!
/breaks Crispin's cue in half and whacks him round the head with it
NO poncey music, seen?
/set fire to ian.
:D :D
You wants some, Bobby-boy? Eh? EH? Want it?Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
You would be surprised how tuff the silent one is!
"CUT" Yells the director!
is there any reason why I always get the brunt of all you agression, Gaf ?
cause you're his *****
*crispin in somewhat dizzy state manages to reach the td mulletphone and calls for td....*
Crispin: td?
td: whos asking?
Crispin: Gaffer needs sorting......
td: click..... brrrrrrr.........................
I'll show you cut, youngfellermelad...Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
"CUT" Yells the director!
/cracks Ian in the nuts.
Stop complaining mate!!!
not complaining just wondering. Knowing you, you've got some strange fettish about me, I don't think I should see you anymore.
/me crouches down behind Gaffer. Crispin and Chris charge him from the front. Gaffer stumbles backwards over td. Ian runs up to Gaffer on the deck and sits on his face.
td.
what, he switched on the aircon? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
[Btd: click..... brrrrrrr......................... [/B]
;)