He was mad already.
:)
Katie - did you manage to get on at all? I gave up at about 2am having driven Harry and Dennis mad :D
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He was mad already.
:)
Katie - did you manage to get on at all? I gave up at about 2am having driven Harry and Dennis mad :D
oh, damn, I forgot you could see that... :o
yeah... I had too much caffeine last night...
you didn't drive me mad..... you drove me to drink a few cups of coffee, but you didn't drive me mad...
Hehehe. My favourite caffeinated drink is still Coke...because I hate coffee... :(
i ran outa coke and cant be bothered to get more:( and now im drinking coffee... even thou i dont like it but i need it!!!! LOL =)
I have orange capicino..... 50% more caffeine than normal coffee... hehehhehhehehehehehe :D
I can tell.
*watches Dennis quivering hyperactively*
I drink a lot of hot chocolate...it's more of a sedative :p
Hello?
Someone there?
No :p
Gerat! Then I can do here whatever I want, and nobody's going to see it!
Nope. Rebel away! :D
and i've won.
td.
Like hell you have :)
the reason that i spell so bad is im dislectic, the thing bush has, and gores lawer has. so i spell alot of things wrong. but people who are dislectic are really smart. and i was jist playing. cause right now most of you are probly better programers then me, but in a few years ill get alot better cause now im teaching myself.
people who are dyslexic aren't necesarily smart,
and people who are smart, aren't necesarily dyslexic...
but a lot of genious's have been known to be dyslexic.
and dyslexic people "see backwords"
so...:
head
they might see
haed
some of the misspellings you make are so bad a retarded baby would be able to correct them.... ;)
just kidding... but it might look a little better if you tried capitalizing some things.... like the letter i..
1st thing... people who are dyslexic cant help the way they spell, it mite be bad but they neva asked for it! would you like to have dyslexia? why dont you try? my dad is dyslexic and i have small trails of it but it has neva stopped me in anything.
2nd... Is this an english exam? are you gona fail me jus coz i dont capitalize my i's yea?
jus before u eva diss people wiv disabilities try to think how the person wiv the disability will see it, but you probaly wudnt be able to as u jus think bout urself.
I'm sure Dennis doesn't mean to have a pop at you, it's just that sometimes he's a bit Confused...
td.
well that confusion will kill him one day..
he he cant wait! (~LOL~)
~Chenko
Good afternoon you groovy chickens. How is everybody today?
td.
Glad I didn't go for a beer - bit rough. Good weekend?
afternoon all. Had a bit to much sherry last night so I've got a bit of a hangover
How's Paddington? Were you on the Harveys Bristol Cream?
Padington doesn't seem to be bad. all I've been doing this morning is copying and pasting metatags, But very soon i'll be getting my teeth sunk into xml and xsl wivh will be nice.
as for the sherry, Harvey's are for the conesuir, I was drinking safeway's own mixed in with meth's
aaahhhh, the groovy stuff (xml I mean, not the sherry). I've been documenting what I've written over the last 2 months - sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored
documentation. Don't you just love it
Mm, my days as a Maverick wham-bam get done quick programming are gone. Mind you, my programs work now!
Wat the heck dya mean by "borrocks"????
Ooo, look back bout 4 or 5 pages on this thread - I give an explanation...
*ahem**cough* I didn't mention it, but I have a slight case of dyslexia... but I am careful how I spell....Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
1st thing... people who are dyslexic cant help the way they spell, it mite be bad but they neva asked for it! would you like to have dyslexia? why dont you try? my dad is dyslexic and i have small trails of it but it has neva stopped me in anything.
2nd... Is this an english exam? are you gona fail me jus coz i dont capitalize my i's yea?
jus before u eva diss people wiv disabilities try to think how the person wiv the disability will see it, but you probaly wudnt be able to as u jus think bout urself.
and I NEVER said that you can help the way you spelt.... the thing about the retarded baby was a joke.... notice the "just kidding"
sorry if that offended you, but I indended it as a joke -- and only a joke.
I am about 85% sure that those aren't because of dyslexia...Quote:
neva
eva
coz
and that was what I was talking about. I would never make fun of a disability, or even joke about it... the "joke" I made, was aimed towards misspellings like those listed above, that aren't related to being dyslexic.. I admit I have spelled because like:
cuz
coz
cos
but I try not to do it unless the person I am talking to has known me for a while.
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, lighten up some, at least you aren't the one being called gay....
well im sorry,
when i type i dont really care how i type it as long as it looks close or sounds normal, i like to cut down on typing me dats y i use shortand, nothing of they way i spell here is coz of my dyslexia.
i jus dont like ppl putin others wiv disabilities down even if they av it themselves i fink its quite insensitive even if u say ur jokin
~Chenko
Again, I am sorry if I offended you..
Hey, only 10 pages to go....maybe we could finish this off today?
dats ok,
smh: finish wat off?
getting to 100 pages....
it's gonna be hard since katie, td, and parksie isn't here.....
:(
well, maybe we can do it.... I have nothing to do all day until about 4pm(seing "anit trust").....
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A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. So he took his costume
and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an
hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided
to go to the party. Since her husband didn't know
what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching him to see how he acted when
she was not with him. So she got to the party and
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice chick he could.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner and
devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished;
naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
home and asked what kind of a time he had. He
said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I
loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
What did bill clinton say when the investigators
showed him a picture of Monica Lewinsky and asked
him if he had ever seen her.
He said, "Yes I think I've come across her face
a time or two."
If you look like your passport photo, you're too
ill to travel.
Will Kommen
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister if they
could discuss the use of the car. His father took
him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and
we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy
came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to
the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible
diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited and minute and replied, "You
know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You
know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
why even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied...."Yes, and they
WALKED every where they went!"
Did you hear about the two lesbians that built a
house?
They didn't use a single nail, it was all tongue
and groove.
Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
They have no balls to scratch.
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study
to determine why the head on a man's ***** is
larger than the shaft. The study took two years
and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded
that the reason the head of a man's ***** is
larger than the shaft was to provide the man with
more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided
to conduct their own study on the same subject.
They were convinced that the results of the
British study was incorrect. After three years
of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million,
the French researchers concluded that the head of
a man's ***** is larger than the shaft to provide
the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were
released, Canada decided to conduct their own
study. The Canucks didn't really trust British
or French studies. So, after nearly three weeks
of intensive research and a cost of right around
$75.00, the Canadian study was complete. They
concluded that the reason the head on a man's
***** is larger than the shaft is to prevent your
hand from flying off and hitting you in the
forehead!
Great one!! keep it up we want more!
~Chenko
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.
This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his
new bride, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where are you going coochi
cooh...?" asks his wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to
have a beer." replies the husband. The wife puts her hands on her hips and
says to him, "You want a beer my love...?" Then she opens the door to the
refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer from 12 different
countries. The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
can think of saying is: "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar... you know... the
frozen glass." He didn't get to finish saying the sentence, when the wife
interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" His wife
takes out a huge beer mug so frozen that she was getting the chill! ! s from
holding it. The husband looking a bit pale says, "Yes, tootsie roll. But at
the bar, they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long. I'll be right back. I promise. Okay?" "You want hoer's de devours
poochi pooh..?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres... chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips,
etc. "But sweet honey... at the bar... you know... the swearing, the dirty
words and all that..." replies the husband in desperation. "You want dirty
words cutie pie? HERE! DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR STUPID FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOUR STUPID HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE JERK!
The Range of 8 inches long.
The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.
It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willing, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,
into a warm, fleshy moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again.
Many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound,
resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a
juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer
surface of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done
and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is return to its freely
hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling
climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
WHAT AM I !?!?!?!?!?
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own.
................................................TOOTHBRUSH!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise
sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken
wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the
sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in
his hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."
The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck
tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the old
man's amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck
tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by
carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy says, "It's a ***** willow."
The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed
with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of
the world."
"Yeah, it's easy for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you
came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick
his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took
out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a
doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his
mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the
good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped
one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you
had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the
jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
I took my fingers and slowly,gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once,then twice...I found I couldn"t stop.
I licked it faster and faster,and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was,in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy,then I was done.
I threw away the outsides of my oreo cookie.
well, what did you think it was????
get your mind out of the gutter........
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high
school. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to the same college, but,
the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a
college on the West Coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could
together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home and
would not return his calls. Even when he E-mailed her, she took days to
return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and e-mails trying to
win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new
boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back so she took a Polaroid picture
of her sucking her new boyfriend's dick and sent it to her old boyfriend with
a note reading,
"I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but, even more so, he was
pissed.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following,
"Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!
I'm getting pretty desperate!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
Paybacks a *****, ain't it?
i used to do stuff like that all the time, but after hours in school, after school, before school, at home, of doing what ever they said would correct me they fixed it, but they cannt fix it so im at 100% norm. so im doing good, and if u think this spelling is bad u should look at my programs, i think every word is misspelled.
yea payback is but u get hit back, trust me ive had my own experiences :(
still keep'em comin'
Thier where 3 guys on a row boat, a american, a mexican, and a asian. thier boat was sinking so they disicted to throgh off what ever they didnt need. The asian man threw off an unbrella w/ a metal tip. He said "We have plenty of these at home." The mexican threw off some druges. He said "We have plenty of these at home." The american threw off the mexican. He said "We have plenty of these at home."
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting
in the shade sipping a beer and listening to the
radio. As he chilled out, his wife struggled with
a manual mower, pushing up and down the large
lawn, sweating and red-faced.
The next door neighbor saw the woman battling
with the mower and shouts across the fence, "You
pathetic excuse for a man! You're just sitting
there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts
the grass. You should be bloody well hung!"
"I am." he shouts back. "That's why she's doing
the grass."
Did you hear about the blind skunk
who tried to rape a fart?
Did you decide to hijack fortune as well, then? :p
And I'm here now, so will think about sending some other stuff in.
could you take a look at my thread in the C++ forum about creating a subclassing DLL?
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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crew, n:
Eight big men and their cute little cox.