Gaffer mate, you are one of a few people on this site that never fails to bring a smile to my face. :)
just a shame your a boring bastard in real life ;)
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Gaffer mate, you are one of a few people on this site that never fails to bring a smile to my face. :)
just a shame your a boring bastard in real life ;)
Only when I'm standing behind you mate ;)
Take it easy brother. :)
Oooooh, I missed that oneQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
just a shame your a boring bastard in real life ;)
/wraps towel into makeshift whip
*FlickkkkkKKKKRACK
:D
looks like i'm going to be up on-site soon for a couple of weeks, so i think Mucho Beer's will be in order :)
Cool :cool:
Let us know when...
will do fella :)
The un-cool thing about it will be that I'm going to have to port all the existing companies data which is in Access,Excel and foxpro into our lovely, shiney brand new SQL database. me thinks it's going to be a bit of a fecker ...
I was a bit rude earlier and forgot to ask. so how are you then Katie ? :)
I've been better.......but I've been worse....so I guess I'll get by okay! SQL Server is goooooooood stuff, man. Don't fight it....just give in! You'll enjoy it, I promise!:D
HEDGEHOGS!
yeah I know. I've been a sql developer for the last 2 years and I would marry it if it was a 6ft blonde ;)
the problem will lie in malipulating all the other data from their previous stuff into our database. done it many times before and it's never pretty :)
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
yeah I know. I've been using a penile developer for the last 2 years and I would marry it if it was a 6ft blonde ;)
The problem will lie in malipulating it, done it many times before and it's never pretty :)
I married a Golfbag.
Yeah, my husband uses me to hold his club too!Quote:
I married a Golfbag.
:pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
:eek: your that big
Here's on to cheer Ian up.
It's an oldie but goodie.
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With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded Car Parks, especially during evening hours, South Dublin County Council has established a "Women Only" car park near Tallaght town centre.
Even the car park attendants and security staff are exclusively female, so that a comfortable.... and very safe... environment is created for the ladies........
No men are allowed any where near the car park but a local photographer managed to snap the shot below for the local paper... At great personal risk!
Boy did I set myself up for that one:rolleyes:
Actually just enough room for Tom to putter around;)
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I missed you, Chris. Glad you're back!
You didn't follow the eye route I made! £50 penalty fine
(nice to see you too ;))
I did too follow the route but I was already completely oblivious so it had no noticable effect.:p
ahhh, reverse Psychology :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
I did too follow the route but I was already completely oblivious so it had no noticable effect.:p
damnation! in 2 weeks i've "lost" 8 posts...b'stards!
This question was just on The Weakest Link...
"What is the American equivilent of a petrol station?"
errrr...............real difficult! :rolleyes:
But they don't know what petrol stations are :D
Hey everyone, me's back again (bwahaha!)
Thanks for the warning, Parksie!;)
I'm off to mentorship everybody (:p @ Adam), but I have tons of homework to do so I probably won't be online. :(
/violins
Please stay Filburt :(
Evening! Have everyone forgotten about t
Forgotten what? My sanity? Your sanity? And all the random things in between? :D
No? I guess i'm all alone then again :(
What's wrong I mean what kind of random things do we have between us?
Or am I just being an ass?
You're just being an ass (class Donkey : public Animal { }) :)
class Mule : public Horse, Donkey { } :p
But what you didn't know was that I did
typedef donkey ass;
:p
typedef kedaman donkey; :D
bullshit parksie::talk(){return bullshit(rand()%10);};
:D
void *getKeda() { return NULL }
it's just gone 6.30, i'm the only one in the entire office, I've got the keys and the security codes. shall I have some fun :D ;)
time to get the playboy mags out methinks
Muahahah ;DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
typedef NULL ked;
void *getKeda() { return NULL }
Iwas thinking more on the lines of trying to find a hooker and make love on the bosses desk ;)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
time to get the playboy mags out methinks
Ahh! just make sure you wipe the desk once your finished, and take the CCTV tapes with youQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Iwas thinking more on the lines of trying to find a hooker and make love on the bosses desk ;)